X-Men: Apocalypse' Review: It's A Franchise-Killing Disaster

[largebillsonlyplease]

Man, fuck fox and Sony..just partner up with marvel please and let marvel do the shit!!!!!!!!!is that too much to ask? ??????

i don't even want marvel to do this shit. for what? you can't reboot this shit this is the reboot. and they just ruined the best villain they'd ever have and could work towards. its not even up for debate.
so just let this shit die for another 14 years or so.

and marvel has enough on their plate.

 

[Day_Carver]

i don't even want marvel to do this shit. for what? you can't reboot this shit this is the reboot. and they just ruined the best villain they'd ever have and could work towards. its not even up for debate.
so just let this shit die for another 14 years or so.

and marvel has enough on their plate.

That's true...just fuck fox then..at least Sony got a little smart..

 

[silentking]

I've never been excited for any X-Men movie but I've seen them all in the theater and enjoyed them except for X-Men 3. I'll see this at some point this weekend or next. I'll decide on rather or not I like it for myself.

Buy a ticket for Civil War and walk into the Xmen theater if you gotta go see it at the movies. Don't contribute to this fuckery or its pedo director.

 

[ViCiouS]

Mystique was her hero. When she saw Cacopolypse tryin to kill Mystique snd she looked around at the other mutants ready to die to stop him, she realized she was fighting for the wrong thing.

that should have been written better

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

that should have been written better

this sounds like the 1st draft.
everybody can't be me.

 

[Coldchi]

i don't even want marvel to do this shit. for what? you can't reboot this shit this is the reboot. and they just ruined the best villain they'd ever have and could work towards. its not even up for debate.
so just let this shit die for another 14 years or so.

and marvel has enough on their plate.

Fox not gonna let this shit die tho. eventho its not gonna do as good as CACW, they'll feel pleased with the outcome
and do some bullshit ass X-Men: Revenge Of Apocalypse shit,....just to be able to hang on to the rights for a another decade.
This movie fuckin sucked.

 

[Amajorfucup]

that should have been written better

That goes for the entire movie.

Hey, why didnt NightCrawler just teleport out of the fight club from jump?

 

[silentking]

That goes for the entire movie.

Hey, why didnt NightCrawler just teleport out of the fight club from jump?

That one had me wondering too. I think the implication was that the cage somehow dampened powers so you couldn't use them to get out...but you could use them inside it. But that's me tryin to fill in the blanks of the shitty writing.

 

[daking181]

What does it being a bootleg have to do with whether the movie was trash, average or good? If the movie's story or execution are subpar then whether I'm watching it in a theater or bootleg will not change that.

I can't see how you can make a fair assessment of a big action movie with potential Easter eggs in it, while watching a dark, sometimes grainy bootleg copy

 

[Amajorfucup]

That one had me wondering too. I think the implication was that the cage somehow dampened powers so you couldn't use them to get out...but you could use them inside it. But that's me tryin to fill in the blanks of the shitty writing.

 

[sinistercane]

I watched the bootleg I came away thinking this was liquidified cinimatic shit. I pray that one Bryan Singers victims come forward and give this mothafucka the Bill Cosby treatment

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

I can't see how you can make a fair assessment of a big action movie with potential Easter eggs in it, while watching a dark, sometimes grainy bootleg copy

because if the easter eggs are the best part of the movie it fucking stinks.

 

[Coldchi]

That goes for the entire movie.

Hey, why didnt NightCrawler just teleport out of the fight club from jump?

i guess the cage was made just like the cage they were in when they were all in the helicopter.
they let NC steal the whole fuckin show. gtfoh with his weak teleportin ass.

 

[Amajorfucup]

I can't see how you can make a fair assessment of a big action movie with potential Easter eggs in it, while watching a dark, sometimes grainy bootleg copy

I watched that bootleg Civil War and its the best got dam movie i seen since i dont know when.

 

[cli-terminator]

That goes for the entire movie.

Hey, why didnt NightCrawler just teleport out of the fight club from jump?

Apparently electric fields dampen his power. It's also why he was unable to teleport Jean, Scott & himself out of the helicopter. Shitty writing

 

[Amajorfucup]

Shitty writing

Bingo.

 

[Tha Great Muta]

Apparently electric fields dampen his power. It's also why he was unable to teleport Jean, Scott & himself out of the helicopter. Shitty writing

Ok now the writers are just trolling us.

 

[ViCiouS]

i don't even want marvel to do this shit. for what? you can't reboot this shit this is the reboot. and they just ruined the best villain they'd ever have and could work towards. its not even up for debate.
so just let this shit die for another 14 years or so.

and marvel has enough on their plate.

I disagree - I think marvel will develop the characters and bring in the Shiar eventually- also the villains will be great to see crossed in

I can't see how you can make a fair assessment of a big action movie with potential Easter eggs in it, while watching a dark, sometimes grainy bootleg copy

shitty writing shines through as strongly as great writing
Civil Wars screener is the same quality... its how hood the writing on that is

 

[darth frosty]

Mann this is Fucking sad how do you have a
PHENOMENAL reset like DOFP that washed away so many sins and then shoot a Deuce all over it?!?

 

[Tha Great Muta]

Mann this is Fucking sad how do you have a
PHENOMENAL reset like DOFP that washed away so many sins and then shoot a Deuce all over it?!?

I wanna see the X-Men movie that was the second to last scene in DOFP. Patrick Steward in a hover chair, Cyclops and Jean still alive, Kelsey Grammer as Beast and then actually in a school. THAT'S the movie I wanted.

 

[simonmarcel]

I was wondering, if they couldn't use their powers inside the helicopter, how did they get out without being noticed?

 

[LordSinister]

Watching it, corny as fuck so Far, and Acacalypse is hella gay.

 

[Mylansky]

Fox ain't gonna ever give up xmen, it just don't make any sense for them to do so. They make movies forever with that property. I believe marvel can get back FF4 though.

 

[LordSinister]

Alex, wreak Havock....

 

[simonmarcel]

Alex, wreak Havock....

When he said that shit I almost cut the movie off. Why is Marvel the only comic company that can find decent writers?

 

[Coldchi]

Alex, wreak Havock....

i almost spit Pepsi on my computer when i heard that shit......

 

[LordSinister]

The writing here is absolutely horrible. It's like they are trying to make the fans angry.

What's next? Hank, Beast mode NOW!!

 

[West Endian]

Movie is shite.

 

[TruDat]

Watching it, corny as fuck so Far, and Acacalypse is hella gay.

bryan singer had Cacaplypse shay-shaying throwing shade on the
characters throughout the whole movie.

Not to mention spoilers but when Cacaplypse was recruiting Magneto
"I'm Here for you" line
did that faggot version of APOCALYPSE rolled his neck like a bitch


Also, in the marvel universe APOCALYPSE is 7 ft tall but
in the movie him, Storm and Psylocke are the same fucking height

 

[silentking]

I wanna see the X-Men movie that was the second to last scene in DOFP. Patrick Steward in a hover chair, Cyclops and Jean still alive, Kelsey Grammer as Beast and then actually in a school. THAT'S the movie I wanted.

Wasn't that X3?

 

[LordSinister]

And Magneto stopped him with 2 steel girders to make an X. So wack!!

 

[Tha Great Muta]

Wasn't that X3?

Uh no. Jean died at the end of X2, no hover chair, beast didn't even teach in the school. Don't even get me started man.


By the way did they ever explain how Xavier came back at the end of The Wolverine????

 

[Tha Great Muta]

Alex, wreak Havock....

I ain't seen the movie but if this some actual dialogue I'm not shocked. The dialogue in first class was ass. "Mutant and Proud!" Was very offensive to me.

 

[godofwine]

i don't even want marvel to do this shit. for what? you can't reboot this shit this is the reboot. and they just ruined the best villain they'd ever have and could work towards. its not even up for debate.
so just let this shit die for another 14 years or so.

and marvel has enough on their plate.

The problem with these movies is that they are so preoccupied about having the "good guys" win all the time. It would make for a much better Cinema if the good guys lost, licked their wounds, buried their dead, and came back to win the second time or the 3rd, but that wouldn't mean Hollywood actually work toward making a great movie rather than simply making money.

How can you so easily dispense of potentially great movie villains like Darkseid, Apocalypse, Doomsday, Thanos, Two-face (who was horribly misused in The Dark Knight), and most recently in the flop Fantastic 4 reboot Dr. Doom. How can you kill off some of the best comic book villains of all time in less than 2.5 hours without showing what made him a complete badass and a fan favorite through comic books even though he's a bad guy?

The Dark Knight did it right. That movie was more or at least as much about the joker as it was Batman. At the expense of giving Batman more screen time, they introduced and fleshed out without fleshing out the Joker (no back story given... at least not one that wasn't a complete lie) who completely took over that movie and a great way. It is the inclusion of the Joker which is the reason why that movie is considered one of the greatest comic book movies of all time, regardless of box office numbers. Until they learn how to respect the comic book villains as they should the movies will suffer... which they won't care about because they will still make money... Tons and tons of money

 

[CurtDawg]

Alex, wreak Havock....

And they zoomed in on Xavier, right when he said it too
Like damn that shit was cheezy as hell