"Wrong Number" Stories!!!

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What's up people? I just wanted to holla at you all to find out about your funny, interesting, and/or weird "wrong number" stories.

I got a phone call about 20 minutes ago from a number I didn't recognize. I didn't answer the call and figured if it was someone I knew they'd leave a message. There was no message so I didn't sweat it because it was probably a wrong number. Anyway, that made me think about that type of phone call. Have you had any memorable experiences with people calling you?

To start things off I'll share a few quick stories...

1. One time a woman called and left a message for her son in my voicemail. That bugged me out because she should know her own son's phone number. I even tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and convince myself she was in a rush and dialed my number by accident. That thought passed quickly when I realized that a few weeks before receiving that call I changed my outgoing message from the "Mr. Cool College Student" message I had been using, to a more professional message that includes my first name... With that being said I laughed at how this woman called me, listened to the outgoing message, and still left a message...:lol:

2. Another one was the time a woman called me looking for another guy and I told her she had the wrong number. We hung up right after that, but for the next couple of weeks she kept calling and texting me asking me to give her a call. WTF???

3. Finally, I've had a few people call me (a man, with a deep voice) and ask for a woman. Damn, does my voice sound like ya girl's?
 
A guy called me a couple weeks ago with the wrong number. Went on to say how I sound like I look good. I told him that I wasn't interested, and he kept insisting that I check out his myspace page (aint that some shit). I declined.:hmm:
 
A guy called me a couple weeks ago with the wrong number. Went on to say how I sound like I look good. I told him that I wasn't interested, and he kept insisting that I check out his myspace page (aint that some shit). I declined.:hmm:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

How does someone sound attractive? He sounded thirsty as hell. In a perfect world that guy, and the woman who kept calling and texting me would find each other (probably by dialing the wrong number) and live happily ever after...
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

How does someone sound attractive? He sounded thirsty as hell. In a perfect world that guy, and the woman who kept calling and texting me would find each other (probably by dialing the wrong number) and live happily ever after...

RIGHT!!!! :rolleyes:
 
What's up people? I just wanted to holla at you all to find out about your funny, interesting, and/or weird "wrong number" stories.


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Ever since I moved into my new place the phone is constantly ringing off the hook and it's never for me. One day I get home from class and the phone is blinking that I have 1 new message. So I listen to it. Mind you my voicemail message has my name and everything on it. So it goes:

[white lady's voice] Helllllooooo Rob. Oh my God how are you ?!?!?!?!? I was just calling to see how everything was going and to tell you, Happy Birthday!!!!! I was just thinking about you and Susan. . . assuming you are still with her after everything she put you through. . . But anyway, how are things? I heard that you've moved out of state and have a new home. Great for you. Well I just wanted to tell you again, Happy Birthday!![/white lady's voice]

I was laughing so hard. . . that lady was crazy. . :lol:
 
WIRE SEASON FIVE SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ep. 55)





















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Marlo Stanfield, Dope King of West B'more: Who's this?

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Det. Freamon: Is this the Hi Hat? Ya'll still open fa cuurry-out? I want me some of that pepper steak.

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Marlo Stanfield, Dope King of West B'more: Wrong number. *click*

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[Freamon chuckles...GOTCHA!]
 
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Marlo Stanfield, Dope King of West B'more: Who's this?

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Det. Freamon: Is this the Hi Hat? Ya'll still open fa cuurry-out? I want me some of that pepper steak.

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Marlo Stanfield, Dope King of West B'more: Wrong number. *click*

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[Freamon chuckles...GOTCHA!]


Is this a real spoiler? If so, why would you post that? Damn, I tried not to read it, but I glanced over it to quote you and type this response...:angry:
 
WIRE SEASON FIVE SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ep. 55)





















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Marlo Stanfield, Dope King of West B'more: Who's this?

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Det. Freamon: Is this the Hi Hat? Ya'll still open fa cuurry-out? I want me some of that pepper steak.

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Marlo Stanfield, Dope King of West B'more: Wrong number. *click*

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[Freamon chuckles...GOTCHA!]

Dale, I swear I watched this shit ten times in a row to hear that nigga say this that shit was SOOOOO FUNNNY. You gotta say it right. He said "Y'all still opencarryout" like one word and then he said "I want some a dat PEPpuh steak". The way that fool said pepper had me and my lady friend rollin.
 
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Ever since I moved into my new place the phone is constantly ringing off the hook and it's never for me. One day I get home from class and the phone is blinking that I have 1 new message. So I listen to it. Mind you my voicemail message has my name and everything on it. So it goes:

[white lady's voice] Helllllooooo Rob. Oh my God how are you ?!?!?!?!? I was just calling to see how everything was going and to tell you, Happy Birthday!!!!! I was just thinking about you and Susan. . . assuming you are still with her after everything she put you through. . . But anyway, how are things? I heard that you've moved out of state and have a new home. Great for you. Well I just wanted to tell you again, Happy Birthday!![/white lady's voice]



I was laughing so hard. . . that lady was crazy. . :lol:

:lol: @ "white lady's voice"

:lol: @ you remembering the message word for word, detail for detail.

Maybe she thought that you were Susan speaking in her "black lady voice" :dunno:
 
Ever since I moved into my new place the phone is constantly ringing off the hook and it's never for me. One day I get home from class and the phone is blinking that I have 1 new message. So I listen to it. Mind you my voicemail message has my name and everything on it. So it goes:

[white lady's voice] Helllllooooo Rob. Oh my God how are you ?!?!?!?!? I was just calling to see how everything was going and to tell you, Happy Birthday!!!!! I was just thinking about you and Susan. . . assuming you are still with her after everything she put you through. . . But anyway, how are things? I heard that you've moved out of state and have a new home. Great for you. Well I just wanted to tell you again, Happy Birthday!![/white lady's voice]

I was laughing so hard. . . that lady was crazy. . :lol:

Hilarious!!!!
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

How does someone sound attractive? He sounded thirsty as hell. In a perfect world that guy, and the woman who kept calling and texting me would find each other (probably by dialing the wrong number) and live happily ever after...

You'd be suprised.:hmm:

My brother got a wrong number one day and G'd the girl into comin over and he was messin with her for a few months. :smh:
 
You'd be suprised.:hmm:

My brother got a wrong number one day and G'd the girl into comin over and he was messin with her for a few months. :smh:

Damn, your brother's game must be pretty ill... I noticed the ":smh:" at the end of your response, what's the deal with that? Did the girl turn out to be crazy, or was she someone you just didn't approve of?
 
Damn, your brother's game must be pretty ill... I noticed the ":smh:" at the end of your response, what's the deal with that? Did the girl turn out to be crazy, or was she someone you just didn't approve of?

I fucked with my credit card bill collector for about 2 years after she tried to collect on the phone. I was broke as fuck, the only thing I could do was game.

She wasn't all that attractive. :smh:

We stayed in contact all the way until 2006.
 
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I fucked with my credit card bill collector for about 2 years after she tried to collect on the phone. I was broke as fuck, the only thing I could do was game.

She wasn't all that attractive. :smh:

We stayed in contact all the way until 2006.

But that bill got taken care of tho, right?
 
There was this one dude from Dempsy, New Jersey that used to call my smart ring number all the time. I never gave that number to anyone so I knew he had the wrong one. Eventually I got tired of him calling so one day I picked up and used my best Cookie Monster voice to tell him he had called the Gay Man Chat Line. I kept the bit going until the dude was screaming obscenities at me as loud as he could. He never called that wrong number again.

My second best approach is when that dude asked to speak to Carol and I told him "Carol is really upset with you right now I think it's best if you wait for her to call you."
 
Dale, I swear I watched this shit ten times in a row to hear that nigga say this that shit was SOOOOO FUNNNY. You gotta say it right. He said "Y'all still opencarryout" like one word and then he said "I want some a dat PEPpuh steak". The way that fool said pepper had me and my lady friend rollin.

I remember looking at the scene like "WTF is Freamon doing?!?" then he made the call and hit dude with "that PEP-puh steak" country ass shit...

...man I was in tears. I didnt even know smooth Lester had that country shit in him!
 
There was this one dude from Dempsy, New Jersey that used to call my smart ring number all the time. I never gave that number to anyone so I knew he had the wrong one. Eventually I got tired of him calling so one day I picked up and used my best Cookie Monster voice to tell him he had called the Gay Man Chat Line. I kept the bit going until the dude was screaming obscenities at me as loud as he could. He never called that wrong number again.

My second best approach is when that dude asked to speak to Carol and I told him "Carol is really upset with you right now I think it's best if you wait for her to call you."

:lol::lol::lol:

That's pretty good. It might actually work too, the "wrong number" caller might actually wait for whoever they're looking for to call instead of bothering people...
 
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