Would you eat this, if she and her mother took a whole day preparing it for you?

...no, because it shouldn't take all day to make deep fried grasshoppers! I slaved all day over this hot stove to make you...rice. Why did it take you so long to make RICE?!?!?! That's pretty fcuking easy!!! Either you're stupid or you're poisoning me. Either way I can't be in this relationship any longer.
 
Man if she offered me to eat it I'd gobble it down then maybe after try the bugs.
 
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