Woman's Sexual Cookbook (Remix)

The thick cord, that runs the length of the underside of his dick, you know the one! Is not his most important erogeneous zone, there are many was you can use it to pleasure yourself & him. Use it to give him a greater pleasure!

Get your man naked and take your panties off! Tell him you have something special planned. Have him like on his back. Press his dick towards his belly and slide your pussy, along the length of his dick.

Prolong the foreplay by allowing him to massage the area below your belly button, right down to your clit, with his thumbs or lick his finger and twist on your nipples.

This will lead to an extreme moistness, heart rate increase. You both will enjoy. Ohhs and ahhs, will be in order. Next thing you know, you will reach a higher plain of sex and have experienced a deeper attraction for each other.

YES!
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The thick cord, that runs the length of the underside of his dick, you know the one! Is not his most important erogeneous zone, there are many was you can use it to pleasure yourself & him. Use it to give him a greater pleasure!

Get your man naked and take your panties off! Tell him you have something special planned. Have him like on his back. Press his dick towards his belly and slide your pussy, along the length of his dick.

Prolong the foreplay by allowing him to massage the area below your belly button, right down to your clit, with his thumbs or lick his finger and twist on your nipples.

This will lead to an extreme moistness, heart rate increase. You both will enjoy. Ohhs and ahhs, will be in order. Next thing you know, you will reach a higher plain of sex and have experienced a deeper attraction for each other.

Ah I was waiting on the next recipe entry. I'm going to have to bookmark this thread.

Once again you live up to your name GYH. :yes: I love your appetite for seduction :yes:
 
:smh: I've been missing out. I actually thought this was a thread on senual foods or something. I've been avoiding it. Get You Hot is a freak.....:yes: I LIKE......:yes:
 
Glad you spoke up because they lost me with all the gay talk:smh:

I swear, what thing about anal sex, with the word pussy in the sentence, makes a man, refer to gay men locked up in prison...?:smh:




Today's recipe...

Lie with your head in his lap, while he is watching t.v., careful when doing this during sporting events! Be wearing a very short skirt, dress or shorts, have on a g-string or thong, or nothing at all. Cuddle up to him, drawing your knees up and showing your ass, wait for him to make the first move.

Unless his hands begin to wander, your naked or nearly naked ass, will go unoticed, until the first time, he rises up from the sofa, for a drink or snack.

He will notice you, glance at the game and see you now, let him know that you are availble to him and the time he is wasting on television, he can quickly make up for later on with replays and ESPN later...
 
The thick cord, that runs the length of the underside of his dick, you know the one! Is not his most important erogeneous zone, there are many was you can use it to pleasure yourself & him. Use it to give him a greater pleasure!

Get your man naked and take your panties off! Tell him you have something special planned. Have him like on his back. Press his dick towards his belly and slide your pussy, along the length of his dick.

Prolong the foreplay by allowing him to massage the area below your belly button, right down to your clit, with his thumbs or lick his finger and twist on your nipples.

This will lead to an extreme moistness, heart rate increase. You both will enjoy. Ohhs and ahhs, will be in order. Next thing you know, you will reach a higher plain of sex and have experienced a deeper attraction for each other.

I swear, what thing about anal sex, with the word pussy in the sentence, makes a man, refer to gay men locked up in prison...?:smh:




Today's recipe...

Lie with your head in his lap, while he is watching t.v., careful when doing this during sporting events! Be wearing a very short skirt, dress or shorts, have on a g-string or thong, or nothing at all. Cuddle up to him, drawing your knees up and showing your ass, wait for him to make the first move.

Unless his hands begin to wander, your naked or nearly naked ass, will go unoticed, until the first time, he rises up from the sofa, for a drink or snack.

He will notice you, glance at the game and see you now, let him know that you are availble to him and the time he is wasting on television, he can quickly make up for later on with replays and ESPN later...

Now this is what I'm talking about... I would miss the supper bowl for this type of action!
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:smh: I've been missing out. I actually thought this was a thread on senual foods or something. I've been avoiding it. Get You Hot is a freak.....:yes: I LIKE......:yes:

You mean like an aphrodisiac: an agent (as a food or drug) that arouses or is held to arouse sexual desire?

I have heard that when men eat raw oysters, it will keep their dick rock hard for hours...
 
You mean like an aphrodisiac: an agent (as a food or drug) that arouses or is held to arouse sexual desire?

I have heard that when men eat raw oysters, it will keep their dick rock hard for hours...


Last time i ate oysters i was 22... rock hard for hours was a norm.
 
Movie or book, this is a great story...

Like Water for Chocolate is a popular novel, published in 1989 by first-time Mexican novelist Laura Esquivel. The novel follows the story of a young girl named Tita who longs her entire life for her lover, Pedro, but can never have him because of her domineering mother's traditional belief that the youngest daughter must not marry but instead care for her parents. Tita is only able to express her passions and feelings through her cooking, which causes the people who taste it to experience what she feels. The novel was originally published in Spanish as Como agua para chocolate and has been translated into thirty languages; there are over three million copies in print worldwide. The novel makes heavy use of magical realism.
 
I swear, what thing about anal sex, with the word pussy in the sentence, makes a man, refer to gay men locked up in prison...?:smh:




Today's recipe...

Lie with your head in his lap, while he is watching t.v., careful when doing this during sporting events! Be wearing a very short skirt, dress or shorts, have on a g-string or thong, or nothing at all. Cuddle up to him, drawing your knees up and showing your ass, wait for him to make the first move.

Unless his hands begin to wander, your naked or nearly naked ass, will go unoticed, until the first time, he rises up from the sofa, for a drink or snack.

He will notice you, glance at the game and see you now, let him know that you are availble to him and the time he is wasting on television, he can quickly make up for later on with replays and ESPN later...

This is the only forum I've seen this paranoia it really makes me wonder if any of them have ever read a book.

Very interesting post. Good to know there are some women who can and do enjoy anal sex. I agree it's not an every session type thing. But sometimes yeah it can be a very special event.

Since you brought up this subject do you orgasm from just anal sex alone and is it more intense? I only ask because a more intense orgasm would be a great selling point.
 
right, why bitches seem 2 wait till da game on 2 try 2 disempower yo motivation 2 watch da game..like they wanna c if u gone choose the game over them.
See..... why can't ya'll just let the men watch the game? Why must there be this...competition for attention? Will you not be there when the game is over?

Help me out.
 
August 8

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Men are excited by the sight and feel of breasts, it's our job to find out how to get him excited and guide him into a sensuous journey...

Set the mood, lights low, housework done, cell phone turned off, kids in bed, whatever, hang ups you have, let go, smooth and silky now.

Interlude...

As he sits or lies down, waiting for you to join him, your eyes lock, undress slowly, pause in every spot as you drop the article of clothing in its place, strip for him. Rub your calves, then your thighs, then your hips, then your waist. Stop when you are down to your bra and panties. Let him look at you, you will notice his breathing become heavy, he will becon you to come to him, look for signs of arousal, then step closer.

~

Remove your panties first, slowly catlike, with your back arched, raise up and undo your brassier, still staring into his eyes. At this point, he may already be up off the couch or bed, with his hands on you. Tell him to be patient, lol.

~

With your bra undone, place your hands palms out, between your legs, and trace them up, following the natural curve of your body. Cup your breasts, squeezing them together, kiss on them, pluck your nipples, one at a time now.

~

Climb onto him, still cupping one breast in your hand and lift it to his lips. With your nipples erect and his penis too, let him suck and lick your tits. Now, he will be highly stimulated and so will you, ride him, while he sucks your breasts. With a stroke of good luck, 888, you'll fuck the night away...​
 
August 8

370781852_6a33af0cce_m.jpg


Men are excited by the sight and feel of breasts, it's our job to find out how to get him excited and guide him into a sensuous journey...

Set the mood, lights low, housework done, cell phone turned off, kids in bed, whatever, hang ups you have, let go, smooth and silky now.

Interlude...

As he sits or lies down, waiting for you to join him, your eyes lock, undress slowly, pause in every spot as you drop the article of clothing in its place, strip for him. Rub your calves, then your thighs, then your hips, then your waist. Stop when you are down to your bra and panties. Let him look at you, you will notice his breathing become heavy, he will becon you to come to him, look for signs of arousal, then step closer.

~

Remove your panties first, slowly catlike, with your back arched, raise up and undo your brassier, still staring into his eyes. At this point, he may already be up off the couch or bed, with his hands on you. Tell him to be patient, lol.

~

With your bra undone, place your hands palms out, between your legs, and trace them up, following the natural curve of your body. Cup your breasts, squeezing them together, kiss on them, pluck your nipples, one at a time now.

~

Climb onto him, still cupping one breast in your hand and lift it to his lips. With your nipples erect and his penis too, let him suck and lick your tits. Now, he will be highly stimulated and so will you, ride him, while he sucks your breasts. With a stroke of good luck, 888, you'll fuck the night away...​

:jackoff::jackoff::jackoff::jackoff::jackoff:

Works for me!

:jackoff::jackoff::jackoff::jackoff::jackoff:
 
Damn, GYH, why you wait till I go to Mongolia to update this? Some of these tips I could have used on my lady friend. I'm mad at you for that:angry:

On the good side though, thank you for the pic of you in the bra. That's going into my BGOL/SOL Ladies file. (I didn't have a pic of you.):yes::yes::yes:

Bookmarking this thread.
 
December 15

Wasp-waisted corsets can be a very exciting piece of bedroom wear.

Pick up one and suprise him by wearing it into the bedroom tonight. Have it adjusted so tight that the domes of your breasts are forced upward and the edges of it make deep creases in your flesh.

This binding of the flesh of the female body, is very arousing and YOU, will find him wanting to draw the garmet tighter:rolleyes:over your breasts and thighs before strippinng it away and making love.

This is not a garmet you will want to wear every night, but it can be a pleasant suprise. Why not give it a try...?
 
GET YOU HOT said:
Lie with your head in his lap, while he is watching t.v., careful when doing this during sporting events! Be wearing a very short skirt, dress or shorts, have on a g-string or thong, or nothing at all. Cuddle up to him, drawing your knees up and showing your ass, wait for him to make the first move.

Unless his hands begin to wander, your naked or nearly naked ass, will go unoticed, until the first time, he rises up from the sofa, for a drink or snack.

He will notice you, glance at the game and see you now, let him know that you are availble to him and the time he is wasting on television, he can quickly make up for later on with replays and ESPN later...
I think I'm going to use this on Sunday during the Lakers game :rolleyes: tell that fool I wanna come watch the game with him..............boyshorts.
 
Anal intercourse, with a blackman is, to them, the most exciting form of sex. Of course you have great pussy, but there is a way to take monogamous sex, to another level. I did say monogamous, because, anal sex, is not something you give to just anyone. Are you ready, to give your man immense pleasure tonight?

After a nice time out and you'll get settled in, hints have been dropped, the mood is right...

Lubricate your azz with some personal lubricant flavored or plain and get to it. Whichever way you go about it, assume the positon. My fav(only), is missionary with my legs up on my dada's shoulders, and I let him ease it in, it's a once in a while treat, nothing habitual, believe me...

After his penis is, fully in your tight azz, tell him to grab on to your hips and massage your anus, rock back and forth, to join him in his pleasure, and it will soon become yours...

Now, tell him to put his thumb on your clit or play with your nips or simply, watch you pleasure yourself...

He will appreciate the luxury of having your tight azz on his penis and you will quite possibly find this to be the most erotic and pleasurable form of anal sex and cum uncontrollably...

GYH, where did you get this false reality on what's most exciting for black men? You've been brainwashed, ya been bamboozled.

Its different, it can be pleasurable but IMHO nothing compares to a hot, tight, wet pussy that's repeatedly having orgasms. HOWEVER the way your describing the act has rekindled my interest. I think that "cum uncontrollably" part got my attention. :D
 
You mean like an aphrodisiac: an agent (as a food or drug) that arouses or is held to arouse sexual desire?

I have heard that when men eat raw oysters, it will keep their dick rock hard for hours...

Eating raw oysters is not for everyone. But they do work. :yes:
 
GYH, where did you get this false reality on what's most exciting for black men? You've been brainwashed, ya been bamboozled.

Its different, it can be pleasurable but IMHO nothing compares to a hot, tight, wet pussy that's repeatedly having orgasms. HOWEVER the way your describing the act has rekindled my interest. I think that "cum uncontrollably" part got my attention. :D

typo :confused:

I like those words too, and vaginal sex is best :yes:
 
Use a silk scarf to thrill him...

Tonight, while he waits for you in the room, tie a large silk scarf around your breasts, making a bra of it. Be sure the silk is thin enough to give a clear view of your nipples.

Enter the room wearing this bra, panties or hose and nothing else. He will reach out to you, when he takes your breasts into his hands and covers your nipples with his mouth, the wetness and the material will be exhilirating. You may be tempted to keep his mouth there forever...don't

Have him remove your panties by putting his hands on your hips and you remove the scarf, take and wrap it once around his stiff penis, stroke him with the scarf and draw him closer to your vagina, let him enter you, leaving the scarf around the base, feel his deep thrust and enjoy the sensations...
 
Use a silk scarf to thrill him...

Tonight, while he waits for you in the room, tie a large silk scarf around your breasts, making a bra of it. Be sure the silk is thin enough to give a clear view of your nipples.

Enter the room wearing this bra, panties or hose and nothing else. He will reach out to you, when he takes your breasts into his hands and covers your nipples with his mouth, the wetness and the material will be exhilirating. You may be tempted to keep his mouth there forever...don't

Have him remove your panties by putting his hands on your hips and you remove the scarf, take and wrap it once around his stiff penis, stroke him with the scarf and draw him closer to your vagina, let him enter you, leaving the scarf around the base, feel his deep thrust and enjoy the sensations...

Oh Damn that works for me. :rise:
 
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