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IMMOKALEE, Fla. — A Florida woman told police she stabbed her boyfriend late last week because he “farted in her face.”
Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said she was watching television in her Florida home when her boyfriend, Willie Butler, walked by her and passed gas.

She then “confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shutup,” the police report said.
It was then that Burns reportedly grabbed a kitchen knife and chucked it at Butler, hitting the 53-year-old in the stomach, according to the police report.

Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She is currently being held in jail on a $50,000 bond.
 
you heard the saying, "He (or she) has a face for radio."?

Well, that's a face for farting into.
 
First of all, this was over crack or some shit!
Secondly, how awesome was that fart that it lead to weapon being drawn? :lol:
I mean, i've opened my car door a few time cuz i got myself, he must'done hit her with a trumpet riff. .... Frrrp FRRRRRRRRRRRP with a lil juice on the end. :lol: Straight eye contact!!!!!!!

Mere' minute, baby....

 
Man, from the title and her indicated response, I figured she was sleep and dude depantsed himself, bent over, spread his asscheeks and farted directly into her face. She then grabs the knife and stabs him in the ass, justifiably. But the bitch was just ultra-sensitive for this shit.
 
She was prolly running her mouth or complainin like hoes do, ans he ain't wanna get in trouble by putting hands on her. Most likely he said somethin extra slick before the blast If I know niggas. Ex: the ugly broad- Damn I'm hungry go get a bitch some Chipotle...ole boy - "Bitch eat a belly fulla this FFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAP POWW!!!!!...
 
Woman 'stabbed her boyfriend after he farted in her face'

A 37-year-old woman told police that she stabbed her boyfriend because he 'farted in her face'.

Deborah Ann Burns, from Immokalee, Florida, is accused of throwing an eight-inch-long kitchen knife at her boyfriend last week after he purposely passed gas in her face as he walked by her.

She claims the couple started arguing on Tuesday night while they were watching TV when the alleged incident occurred.

Burns then 'confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up,' the police report said.

When officers responded to a report of a possible stabbing, they found Burns' boyfriend in front of his house, with cuts on his abdomen and left arm, according to a Collier County Sheriff's Office arrest report sent to The Huffington Post.

Her boyfriend had a different story and told police they were arguing over money, and continually stated to police that if Burns returned he would 'kick her ass'.

When detectives interviewed Burns, she allegedly asserted that her boyfriend became agitated and began yelling only after she confronted him about his fart.

She was charged with aggravated battery and is being held on $50,000 bond.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2324494/Deborah-Ann-Burns-stabs-boyfriend-farted-face.html
 
Florida woman allegedly stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face

A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, was arrested last week for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

And perhaps not surprisingly, deputies say alcohol helped fuel the argument.

The Immokalee woman told Collier County detectives that she stabbed her boyfriend of six years after an argument broke out while the two were watching a nightly television program.

Burns' boyfriend told deputies that they began arguing over money. They both got up and went into the kitchen.

That was when Burns said her boyfriend walked by and farted in her face, according to an arrest report.

According to the report, Burns confronted him about the fart and he became agitated, ordering her to shut up.

That's when deputies say the argument escalated and became physical between Burns and the 53-year-old boyfriend, Willie Butler. He allegedly chased her through the kitchen and threw a knife at her, which missed, according to the arrest report.

When authorities responded to a report of a possible stabbing, deputies found Burns' boyfriend standing front of his mailbox. He had cuts to his abdomen and left forearm.

While deputies were talking to him, they could smell a strong odor of alcohol from him.

He told authorities that Burns threw a kitchen knife at him, striking him in the abdomen. He then said she ran out of the house and returned shortly where another argument took place.

This time, Burns struck him with a stick in the left arm, causing another cut, according to court documents.

Burns' boyfriend made no mention of the alleged fart, but did tell deputies that if Burns returned, "he would kick her (butt) and take care of her."

Burns denied cutting Butler, according to the arrest report. Butler was so intoxicated and combative that deputies said they could not obtain a sworn statement from him.

Burns remains in custody on a $50,000 bond.

http://www.kptv.com/story/22249466/woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-after-he-farts-in-her-face
 
It had to be one of those lingering clinging farts that stick to people. He must've skunk'd her.
 
I bet she was on her period...

yall could think that shit is a joke if you want..

a depressed female during her period is NOT to be fucked with..


btw most farts follow you for a minute, its a gas, it not going to just blend in the air like that...

he was probably sitting down sliced that cheese and then got up....

she just lost it for some reason...

but I bet that was some stink shit....

LOL
 

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