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Yesterday after chatting with brother Lexx Diamond about the whereabouts of bgol vet Nzinga, I decided to hire some bgol csi private investigators to inquire further into the situation, and here are their findings.
As pointed out in the chat with Lexx, Nziga has not posted here since April 7, 2022, two months after the war started, and like many of you guys right now, I was stumped wondering why was he two months late on an event that he was wishing on, all of his life if anything he should have been the first one there.
This was a major stumbling block to the theory and a real head-scratcher until one of my top-flight investigator detectives questioned how long it would take a person traveling on a donkey from west bubble fuck Africa to Russia.
This got the ball rolling and after crunching the numbers on my super-duper computer the figure I got back was exactly two months on the dot (our first Oh wow moment)
To collaborate on the theory we were able to come up this picture of Nziga that's entitled, "on my way to Russia to help my brothers in arms".
After a few more days of digging, this next picture surfaced from one of his social now-defunct social media accounts on BantuBrothers4RussianBears.com.
These pictures clearly show that our boy at least made it to the black Sea, but did he actually make it to Russia?
Well at first glance, this picture indicates he may have (Nziga the kneegro holding a bamboo stick instead of a gun and the only one with no bullets on his jacket pockets).
But upon further examination, my staff confirmed a theory me, and Lexx speculated last night, that Nziga may have accidentally joined the wrong army. This might be true because after further examination the bgol CSI staff was able to determine that, this is a Ukrain issued uniform, not Russian.
At this point what baffled us was how could such a man who claims to be as intelligent as Nzinga make such an outrageous blunder?
Well, it turns out, my linguist detective pointed out to me that the Bantu word for Russian soldier (CAC who stole our land) has the same exact word for Ukrainian soldier (CAC who stole our land) explaining why he was unable to distinguish between the two.
This theory was collaborated by another photo showing Nzinga actually being deployed for action for the Ukrains.
Sadly our journey ends here with the last known confirmed photo of Nzinga who is said to be deployed on a two-man mission, with another expendable idiot, heading towards Moscow, mistakingly thinking he was off to the city of Kyiv in Ukraine to help his comrades vs the insurrection uprising.
And if you closely examine the photo even the jackass seems to be telling them they are going the wrong way.
In the end, we may never know what really happened to our beloved bgol member, but out of the storm, there seems to be a ray of hope.
Reports from the east say that at least five Russian civilians recall seeing a weird African man playing the best guitar they ever heard in their lives (waaaaay better than Prince and Jimmy) and after the rude crowd returned the favor by throwing eggs at him, he managed to escape in what can be best described as some sort of weird-looking kite. But sadly according to one of the witnesses, the last sighting of the kite was of it being blown out towards the Black sea and Nzinga screaming Heil Hitler (because apparently, he thinks the Germans are also Russian) yeah that definitely sounds like Nzinga.
We at bgol all knew he had an affinity towards airplanes, but could this also have been lost in translation, well according to the expert linguist, its possible that when he was talking about planes he really meant weird ass kite, because the Bantu word for the plane (you would never get my black ass up in one of those) is the same as weird-ass kites that can fly humans (you would never catch my black ass in one of those) making this all plausible.
The question remains where exactly is Nzinga?
Did he perish as a hero accidentally fighting for the wrong side?
Was he swept off by wind current towards the Black sea?
Did someone shoot him after hearing him play the guitar?
Sadly we may never know for sure, but one thing is for sure, Nzinga is in us all.
Like when the bgol member said Aries Spear was just as funny as Bill Burr (That's a Nzinga).
Or when Dr. Truth said that the Oregon Ducks will win a game, any game (That's a Nzinga)
How about the time when Mrfreddygoodbud threw away his family 5g phones thinking they were contaminated with Covid (definitely a Nzinga)
And when I accidentally posted the wrong post in the wrong thread, twice in one day (Man I was definitely Nzingaing my ass off)
So next time you feel sad and think to yourself, "man I really miss Nzinga, just accidentally (on purpose) step in some dog shit and say poop there it is my Nzinga!
Yesterday after chatting with brother Lexx Diamond about the whereabouts of bgol vet Nzinga, I decided to hire some bgol csi private investigators to inquire further into the situation, and here are their findings.
As pointed out in the chat with Lexx, Nziga has not posted here since April 7, 2022, two months after the war started, and like many of you guys right now, I was stumped wondering why was he two months late on an event that he was wishing on, all of his life if anything he should have been the first one there.
This was a major stumbling block to the theory and a real head-scratcher until one of my top-flight investigator detectives questioned how long it would take a person traveling on a donkey from west bubble fuck Africa to Russia.
This got the ball rolling and after crunching the numbers on my super-duper computer the figure I got back was exactly two months on the dot (our first Oh wow moment)
To collaborate on the theory we were able to come up this picture of Nziga that's entitled, "on my way to Russia to help my brothers in arms".
After a few more days of digging, this next picture surfaced from one of his social now-defunct social media accounts on BantuBrothers4RussianBears.com.
These pictures clearly show that our boy at least made it to the black Sea, but did he actually make it to Russia?
Well at first glance, this picture indicates he may have (Nziga the kneegro holding a bamboo stick instead of a gun and the only one with no bullets on his jacket pockets).
But upon further examination, my staff confirmed a theory me, and Lexx speculated last night, that Nziga may have accidentally joined the wrong army. This might be true because after further examination the bgol CSI staff was able to determine that, this is a Ukrain issued uniform, not Russian.
At this point what baffled us was how could such a man who claims to be as intelligent as Nzinga make such an outrageous blunder?
Well, it turns out, my linguist detective pointed out to me that the Bantu word for Russian soldier (CAC who stole our land) has the same exact word for Ukrainian soldier (CAC who stole our land) explaining why he was unable to distinguish between the two.
This theory was collaborated by another photo showing Nzinga actually being deployed for action for the Ukrains.
Sadly our journey ends here with the last known confirmed photo of Nzinga who is said to be deployed on a two-man mission, with another expendable idiot, heading towards Moscow, mistakingly thinking he was off to the city of Kyiv in Ukraine to help his comrades vs the insurrection uprising.
And if you closely examine the photo even the jackass seems to be telling them they are going the wrong way.
In the end, we may never know what really happened to our beloved bgol member, but out of the storm, there seems to be a ray of hope.
Reports from the east say that at least five Russian civilians recall seeing a weird African man playing the best guitar they ever heard in their lives (waaaaay better than Prince and Jimmy) and after the rude crowd returned the favor by throwing eggs at him, he managed to escape in what can be best described as some sort of weird-looking kite. But sadly according to one of the witnesses, the last sighting of the kite was of it being blown out towards the Black sea and Nzinga screaming Heil Hitler (because apparently, he thinks the Germans are also Russian) yeah that definitely sounds like Nzinga.
We at bgol all knew he had an affinity towards airplanes, but could this also have been lost in translation, well according to the expert linguist, its possible that when he was talking about planes he really meant weird ass kite, because the Bantu word for the plane (you would never get my black ass up in one of those) is the same as weird-ass kites that can fly humans (you would never catch my black ass in one of those) making this all plausible.
The question remains where exactly is Nzinga?
Did he perish as a hero accidentally fighting for the wrong side?
Was he swept off by wind current towards the Black sea?
Did someone shoot him after hearing him play the guitar?
Sadly we may never know for sure, but one thing is for sure, Nzinga is in us all.
Like when the bgol member said Aries Spear was just as funny as Bill Burr (That's a Nzinga).
Or when Dr. Truth said that the Oregon Ducks will win a game, any game (That's a Nzinga)
How about the time when Mrfreddygoodbud threw away his family 5g phones thinking they were contaminated with Covid (definitely a Nzinga)
And when I accidentally posted the wrong post in the wrong thread, twice in one day (Man I was definitely Nzingaing my ass off)
So next time you feel sad and think to yourself, "man I really miss Nzinga, just accidentally (on purpose) step in some dog shit and say poop there it is my Nzinga!
