Why Do Women Get Pregnant?

[LeroyDibiase]

I.e. Shelf life is that length of time that food, drink, medicine and other perishable items are given before they are considered unsuitable for use or consumption. In some regions, a best before, use by or freshness date is required on packaged perishable items

HAHAHAHAHA

And Femme, you my girl and all, but the path you're headed down, I hope that when you do decide to get married, President Obama will have made it legal.

 

[bigirl]

I.e. Shelf life is that length of time that food, drink, medicine and other perishable items are given before they are considered unsuitable for use or consumption. In some regions, a best before, use by or freshness date is required on packaged perishable items

go eat rat poison

 

[Imhotep]

go eat rat poison

Thats easier than living with a angry confused woman (Earl)

 

[bigirl]

Thats easier than living with a angry confused woman (Earl)

first of all who the fuck would want to live with you?
second, tis only you who is confused. wait til you hit 35.

 

[Imhotep]

first of all who the fuck would want to live with you?
second, tis only you who is confused. wait til you hit 35.

Let me get you st8 Big Earl, I have nothing to prove to you. You are not my equal!

PS take your sloppy ass to the gym!

 

[bigirl]

You are not my equal!

I'm glad you realize

 

[Imhotep]

I'm glad you realize

check you pm...........

 

[Robeson]

Why do men fuck women without condoms?

Why do women have sex with period?

I look forward to the day when there really is no use for men and you'll be left to relying on your hands or the asshole of another man.

Damn, Femme, you been in kind of a mood lately. I'm not trying to be a smart ass (never with you) but this celibacy thing may not be for you.

Yes, we are assholes, but we have been the same assholes for the past umpteen thousand years, and we ain't gonna change. There's some cats like me who know we are totally fucked up, but seek to minimize the damage we cause to others, and then there are cats that don't give a shit. You have probably run into a few of those.

Lighten up, baby. And keep some fresh batteries for the toys. If you ever need some risk free, good clean (well, not so clean) psycho-sexual shit, just let me know. I can promise you it will make you feel a whole lot better about life.

Relax.

 

[Robeson]

What the hell is everybody so angry about? Damn...

Hey, my personal life is kinda totally screwed at the moment, but that's the breaks of the game, ya'll. Trouble don't last. To me it's kind of a stupid question to ask women why they get pregnant: they get pregnant because some asshole impregnates them. Quite ofthen the impregnator is a total dickhead who is a useless as tits on a boar hog.

And women, you need to start teaching girls when they are 12 that a man with a hard dick will say anything to put that motherfucker in you. That's just the way it is. It doesn't make us bad, it just makes us men with hard dicks. This game may seem kinda cruel, but it's just the way the game is. I didn't create it, I don't even really like it most of the time (it is kinda crazy), but that's what we have. Like Alex said, if a motherfucker has no character, he has no character, and you are only going to see that when the chips are down.

Damn, I'm sorry everybody is so fucking low...

 

[APOPHIS]

Why do men fuck women without condoms?

Why do women have sex with period?

I look forward to the day when there really is no use for men and you'll be left to relying on your hands or the asshole of another man.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

 

[Adam Knows]

What the hell is everybody so angry about? Damn...

Hey, my personal life is kinda totally screwed at the moment, but that's the breaks of the game, ya'll. Trouble don't last. To me it's kind of a stupid question to ask women why they get pregnant: they get pregnant because some asshole impregnates them. Quite ofthen the impregnator is a total dickhead who is a useless as tits on a boar hog.

And women, you need to start teaching girls when they are 12 that a man with a hard dick will say anything to put that motherfucker in you. That's just the way it is. It doesn't make us bad, it just makes us men with hard dicks. This game may seem kinda cruel, but it's just the way the game is. I didn't create it, I don't even really like it most of the time (it is kinda crazy), but that's what we have. Like Alex said, if a motherfucker has no character, he has no character, and you are only going to see that when the chips are down.

Damn, I'm sorry everybody is so fucking low...

shit i'm in a good mood.......

 

[DeSiRe]

I look forward to the day when there really is no use for men and you'll be left to relying on your hands or the asshole of another man.

this almost made me spit out my water...lol

 

[Robeson]

shit i'm in a good mood.......

You ALWAYS are, my brother, that's why you are Da Don...