Who Has The Cleanest Balls In America!!!!!!
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Vintage BGOL. Funnay as hell. At least you got the ladies jumping posts off up in here. (Ain't no vineagar like products coming anywhere near these balls though) 
Montana it alls boils down to common sense. No matter how often u bath, if u sweat/perspire throughout the rigors of a whole day, your not gonna smell fresh all over especially down at the crotch area.
My shit usually never smells(within the first 1hr that is). I always shave my balls, mainly cause it itches when there is too much hair there. If your gonna shave your balls, hey u might as well shave your.......lol
I always use some kind of scented fruit flavoured bodywash when I bath. So as I long as I don't have to relieve myself or perspire/sweat within the 1hr, your scent(whether male or female) can be the best afrodisiac for sex. That is what turns me on the most about a woman, is her scent. If she is smelling good head to toe or head to crotch just in case I wanna go down on a woman, then I'm instantly hypnotized.
My shit usually never smells(within the first 1hr that is). I always shave my balls, mainly cause it itches when there is too much hair there. If your gonna shave your balls, hey u might as well shave your.......lol
I always use some kind of scented fruit flavoured bodywash when I bath. So as I long as I don't have to relieve myself or perspire/sweat within the 1hr, your scent(whether male or female) can be the best afrodisiac for sex. That is what turns me on the most about a woman, is her scent. If she is smelling good head to toe or head to crotch just in case I wanna go down on a woman, then I'm instantly hypnotized.
:LOL: Montana got her feet all up on the BGOL sofa chillin :LOL:
yo this shit is classic i can already see the natives are getting restless, i give it two days tops and we may have a all out revolt.
yo this shit is classic i can already see the natives are getting restless, i give it two days tops and we may have a all out revolt.
MrMotivator said:
I DON'T BELEIVE YOUR GOING THRU THIS THREAD READING WHAT OTHER NIGGAS ARE SAYING BOUT THEIR" BALLS!!!!! THATS GAY!!! YOU COME IN, MAKE A COMMENT ON THE TOPIC, AND GET OUT. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YO GAY IS IS ACTUALLY READING WHAT OTHER IGGAS GOT TO SAY BOUT THEY BALLSNoketown said:I know what you talkin about...Niggas on here talking about how to make their balls fresh..
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1900MONTANA said:WHATS YALL INFACTUATION WITH TRANSEXUALS
I Was wondering the same thing some dudes mention trannys like every post
Any way thank you any constructive information is useful information.
1900MONTANA said:I DON'T BELEIVE YOUR GOING THRU THIS THREAD READING WHAT OTHER NIGGAS ARE SAYING BOUT THEIR" BALLS!!!!! THATS GAY!!! YOU COME IN, MAKE A COMMENT ON THE TOPIC, AND GET OUT. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YO GAY IS IS ACTUALLY READING WHAT OTHER IGGAS GOT TO SAY BOUT THEY BALLS
LMAO Montana dudes didn't come in here looking for "man" balls they came here because you posted something and were curious. When it turned out to be a fwd not even a original post and it was about balls most of them got annoyed as you can see. A few are playing along but trust me on this people are giving you the benefit of the doubt for a little while longer and its on a short leash.
Don't get too comfortable the more you post stuff like this without pics or videos of other women besides yourself in them the natives are going to get ugly real fast. I actually think the new BGOL board is more ruthless than all the other ones combined 80% of the dudes dissing Mouse actually like her and were giving her props a few days ago. BGOL doesn't give a fuck who you are people are itching to clown.
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1900MONTANA said:
yep you are 100% right it is not a rule hell i've posted a ton of stuff with and without pictures. However your situation is a bit different you have a certain level of expectation here you might not have realized. Sexist or not the majority of the board is giving you a pass for the time being in the hopes that you will contribute photos and videos not to talk about stuff.
Hey if you came here as a civilian with plans of blending in quietly and being a contributing member then cool good luck with that, just remember you are on a porn board and the majority of the people here are dudes smelly balls is a really really bad topic. i don't know how many of those types of posts you can get away with before people turn on you.
MrMotivator said:
LIKE I SAID EARLIER. THE ONLY DUDES THAT WILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS POST ARE THE ONES WHO SUBCONCOIUSLY FEEL THEIR BALLS HAVE A STINCH.
COMPARE THE NEGATIVE RESPONSES TO THE POSITIVE RESPONSES
SHOWS THAT THE MAJORITY OF BGOL MEN HAVE NICE SMELLING BALLS.
THE COMPLAINERS..........................WELL.................................GUILTY AS THEY ARE OFFENDED
WTF1900MONTANA said:
I complained because wether your male or female this is a stupid topic not because " SUBCONCOIUSLY FEEL THEIR BALLS HAVE A STENCH."My wife loves my SWEATY So-Called STINKY Balls so why in the hell the reason to reply saying something like that come on Montana just like Mr.Motivator said people are giving you a pass but it only goes so far.And this is one strike against you IMO
1900MONTANA said:
LMAO thats so cute you're a grown ass woman and you are using playground logic lol according to how your mind works who ever smelt it must have dealt it too
Its not about smelly balls I was trying to be diplomatic but you are missing the point its all good you know what your doing so do your thing Ma
i'm going to bookmark this post and come back in a few days
1900MONTANA said:
^^^ To the question above...
Sit their ass in Battery Acid...
at this whole thread. ya'll some funny as folks lol. unlike pussy if u just wipe ur shit with a rag the same way u do with ur armpits when u wash i'd imagine u would be fine. chill out on all this male bikini wax vinigar and cocoa butter homo shit they're nuts with balls in them for crying out loud.
gameboy said:no bullshit,,, use Summer's Eve feminine deoderant spray on your balls before getting head (no homo),,, sounds funny, but makes women enjoy giving you head. i just sprayed some on,,, o'l girl is meeting me for lunch,,,
Im very disapointed in you young man.
^SpiderMan^ said:
Im very disapointed in you young man.
Allhiphop Reigns Surpreme!!!!
gameboy said:no bullshit,,, use Summer's Eve feminine deoderant spray on your balls before getting head (no homo),,, sounds funny, but makes women enjoy giving you head. i just sprayed some on,,, o'l girl is meeting me for lunch,,,
Son... You better hope you never get thrown in a county jail with that Pussy spray on your balls....Nuff Said!
She is speaking knowledge in this thread. Before I started shaving my ball and the area between my ass and balls I would always have a lil smell. She is right your hair from your natrual sweat gets trapped and it makes it sort of like a arm pit. It is a breeding ground for funk.
A freak I was fucking put me down on how to clean down there. My freak was right because she said the cleaner you are and if you have a fresh scent woman are more inclined to suck your dick. There is nothing HOMO about having good hygiene especially when it comes to getting you more pussy.It is HOMO to ignore post like these and still stay with ball funk..... because that is chasing pussy away.
You can tell the real players by the reaction to these post. A real player will always take advise on how to make it easier to get his dick sucked and easier ways to get a woman wet as fuck. The niggas that are complaining are the stupid niggas who aint getting pussy. They to proud to take advice. The advice is coming from a fucking female. When the bitches on these boards drop knowledge listen. These females are just making in aware of what 90% of females think about your musty ass.
A freak I was fucking put me down on how to clean down there. My freak was right because she said the cleaner you are and if you have a fresh scent woman are more inclined to suck your dick. There is nothing HOMO about having good hygiene especially when it comes to getting you more pussy.It is HOMO to ignore post like these and still stay with ball funk..... because that is chasing pussy away.
You can tell the real players by the reaction to these post. A real player will always take advise on how to make it easier to get his dick sucked and easier ways to get a woman wet as fuck. The niggas that are complaining are the stupid niggas who aint getting pussy. They to proud to take advice. The advice is coming from a fucking female. When the bitches on these boards drop knowledge listen. These females are just making in aware of what 90% of females think about your musty ass.
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BrownTurd said:
Gotta agree with you playa. This thread is only as gay as the person who's calling it gay.
Ive got numerous compliments from girls who said they enjoyed giving me head etc etc for the simple fact that my shit didnt stink like other niggas they been with before. In fact, they started giving a better head job and sucking the balls longer as a result.
My rule of thumb is: Any requirements that I have for a girl as far as cleaniness I make sure I have for myself. Its a double standard in life b/w men and woman on many things but cleaniness is ALWAYS EQUAL. Aint nothing gay about cleaning your shit to keep the ladies coming back.
Now Montana I aint sticking my finger up my ass or pouring vinegar on my shit cause that 's a lil too much for me, but I do make sure to dedicate least 5 min scrubbing my private area. Call me what you want but I take comfort in knowing that Im clean and the ladies gadly thank me very well as a result.
this is one of the funniest motherfucking threads in my time!!!!!!!!
Dont get it twisted Ma...I don't give a fuck about this thread but I did notice the number of simps that replied to this post about their nuts...How about this..You wanna smell my nuts for approval1900MONTANA said:I DON'T BELEIVE YOUR GOING THRU THIS THREAD READING WHAT OTHER NIGGAS ARE SAYING BOUT THEIR" BALLS!!!!! THATS GAY!!! YOU COME IN, MAKE A COMMENT ON THE TOPIC, AND GET OUT. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YO GAY IS IS ACTUALLY READING WHAT OTHER IGGAS GOT TO SAY BOUT THEY BALLS
loool wtf x 10
I Hear U baby Ima cop that peppermint shit jus 4 u pm me when u n da tri state area.
Montana, I have to say this.... musty balls is not one of those seedy sex topics that doesn't get enough airtime. If you are in the business of telling men how to clean their testicles, you might want to include a sidebar explaining the converse to women, i.e., how to keep the coochie clean, shaved, and fresh when they know they are about to get down. Not too many things smell worse than stink pumpum.
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