Too close but I still quote WMCJ today.
"He ain't going no where, the bakery ain't open."
"I may be a chump but that's not my name."
"They're too busy fighting, talking about each other's mothers, and both their mothers are ugly."
"You and your cream of wheat man take your ass back to Mayberry, and tell aunt B she better have my beanpie ready or I'll kick her ass."
"You're listening to Jimi but you ain't hearing Jimi."
"Always listen to the woman."
"I'll give you 150 for that gun. Shiiit, now you robbing me."
"Fuck you, your mom's an astronaut."
"Hey, Brady Bunch!"
"I hate the word screw, screwing is for carpenters. I like to make love or fuck!"
"You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked."