What's your best tart pussy story...and did you still hit?

[55th View]

For me, I was 17 and the chick was 16. Her mother was a doctor and worked late at night - but would pop up from time to time. She had a lake in the back yard and we used to drive my car down there, just in case her moms popped up with no notice. Chick had a 10/10 body. In fact, her frame was just like that porn chick named Silk.

So, we drive down to the lake one night and immediately fogged up the windows. Bruh, when I tell you her pussy smelled like crab legs ON THE THIRD day, I'm not lying. But, being 17, I held my breath, cracked the windows a lil, and still hit. Broad was so fine, I still fucked her 3-4 more times, but nothing was like that night by the water.

As I left, I made a quick stop by Exxon and copped a whole pack of those Little Trees (Vanillaroma, to be exact).

 

[sorcererforemost]

Don't think I have any stories since I vet before I smash.

I did smash this shapely bbw when I was in my early 20s one day after her shift. She told me she'd been waiting for the meat all day, I guess she'd been waiting to get a lil breeze in the pants too because that pussy smelled like it'd been sitting on pepper jack cheese all day.

Like I said, I smashed because she was an active slut for a big girl. Rode me cowgirl, threw that thang back in doggy, and sucked me like she'd been in the Sahara, but then after I was done , asked if I was ready for some asshole...

I hit once or twice afterwards and cut contact. She was a horrible ass mother and a messy ass chick, and the way she would speak of her toddler, as if he'd robbed her of her whore years, was disgusting. Instant turn off.

 

[tallblacknyc]

I’ve already said this story various times on here. I’m gonna shorten it. Stripper party.. broad was putting on a dildo show on stage pretty much the last hr of the night. I was on stage recording her until I caught a death wiff . I immediately started moonwalking off stage and 1 of my boys was like dude why you get off stage, I’m like nig you don’t smell that? He like what smell. Let’s just say about min or 2 mins later the smells started filling the room and you see people going what the fuck, wtf is that smell.. literally people started to hit the exit and leaving , bitch pretty much cleared out the whole room.. night ended 40 mins early cause of her.. this was yrsssss ago

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Cola in college…shit smelled like sardines….I kept going

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

until I caught a death wiff . I
Immediately started moonwalking off stage

 

[Dr. Truth]

I was in Miami at a strip with the fam and some other producers and artists. I got a lap dance from this bad ass Venezuelan but her ass and Pussy reeked!!! That was the first time I ever smelled a fine bitch stink I was 19. Normally it’s water odors. But her booty and pussy was just terrible. I let her finish the dance but only breathed through my mouth. My eyes were watering bad as fuck to the point I looked like I was crying. My cousin walked over and was like it’s that good my nigga? Then he smelled the air and just turned around.

This producer I was with came over and said he smelled the ass and wanted next . Kept telling me that’s how women supposed to smell. Nasty ass nigga right there. I had to throw away my entire outfit. Smelled like shit and garbage can water. In fact we went to wet willies after and people were moving away from me it was that bad. I went back to my cousins crib early .

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

until I caught a death wiff

Shouldve looked back at her like

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

I had this one chick in about 10th grade i was trying to fuck for a whole school year. I finally talked her into it. My older brother let me use his apartment. She pulled them panties down and her shit smelled like a barrel of dead sea bass! I was so horny and she was so fine, i said fuck it and smashed that pussy real proper. About an hour after she left, my brother came home and said "wtf is that funky ass smell?" That smell was still in the whole apartment! Back in them days, it seems that some of the prettiest and finest chicks had some of the most aromatic pussies. But this particular pussy was rancid!

 

[Dr. Truth]

I had this one chick in about 10th grade i was trying to fuck for a whole school year. I finally talked her into it. My older brother let me use his apartment. She pulled them panties down and her shit smelled like a barrel of dead sea bass! I was so horny and she was so fine, i said fuck it and smashed that pussy real proper. About an hour after she left, my brother came home and said "wtf is that funky ass smell?" That smell was still in the whole apartment! Back in them days, it seems that some of the prettiest and finest chicks had some of the most aromatic pussies.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Cola in college…shit smelled like sardines….I kept going

Cola...?

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

Cola...?

Her name was NaCola

 

[DWBass]

My very first piece of pussy! Had me thinking that's the way they all smell. Until the next piece. Damn near odorless!! Boy was I happy!

 

[ronmch20]

When you're horny as Hell you'll fuck anything. Only two ways to describe the worst smelling pussy I ever had, (1) the odor emanating from her cooch would gag a maggot and (2) the smell was so bad it would make a skunk hold its nose.

To this day I still don't know how I managed to stay hard. What's worse I had to throw away my pants because no amount of washing was gonna get that smell out.

 

[Chuck_Luck]

Young woman seem to be afflicted by this, which is why I have many stories in my college days.

When the coochie stank I have always tried but in the end it's a big turn off. A few times I pretended to orgasm just so I could leave...smh.

 

[THREAD_CRITIC]

I can say Hispanic women have the highest number of tart pussy encounters I’ve had

 

[DJCandle]

Don't think I have any stories since I vet before I smash.

This is me.

I can put up with mostly anything, one leg, broken teeth, ugly af, big girl, slim girl, can’t ride, whatever … but I CANNOT deal with bad hygiene. Nope. That’s one of the first things I put out there with these broads. Make sure yo shit clean or it’s a wrap. You can look bad af like Meg the Stallion but if yo shit smell like the Hudson on a humid day, I ain’t got nothin for you.

Next.

 

[man-machine]

Unfortunately, in their quest to be clean, some young women throw off the PH balance in their Vaginas, and funky bacteria take over. I Never ran across a stinky love box, but Some chick's morning breath can be almost as bad. Doggystyle to the rescue.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

You can look bad af like Meg the Stallion but if yo shit smell like the Hudson on a humid day, I ain’t got nothin for you

GloRilla should pay close attention to this thread

 

[tallblacknyc]

This is me.

I can put up with mostly anything, one leg, broken teeth, ugly af, big girl, slim girl, can’t ride, whatever … but I CANNOT deal with bad hygiene. Nope. That’s one of the first things I put out there with these broads. Make sure yo shit clean or it’s a wrap. You can look bad af like Meg the Stallion but if yo shit smell like the Hudson on a humid day, I ain’t got nothin for you.

Next.

Thread/

 

[sorcererforemost]

I can say Hispanic women have the highest number of tart pussy encounters I’ve had

....it's true, but it's because they have muffin pussies

 

[sorcererforemost]

This is me.

I can put up with mostly anything, one leg, broken teeth, ugly af, big girl, slim girl, can’t ride, whatever … but I CANNOT deal with bad hygiene. Nope. That’s one of the first things I put out there with these broads. Make sure yo shit clean or it’s a wrap. You can look bad af like Meg the Stallion but if yo shit smell like the Hudson on a humid day, I ain’t got nothin for you.

Next.

Which is a trip because the big girl I smashed after was a fckn HOOOOOOOOOOOD RAT but had the sweetest smelling pussy ever.

 

[Heavenlywings77]

I met this chick coming out a club, young little dark-skinned teenager, we got into the back of my car, she turned around pulled them pants down and I was about to go raw af and it was like the 1:00 mark of this scene

 

[tallblacknyc]

I met this chick coming out a club, young little dark-skinned teenager

This is bgol.. you might want to explain her age and your age at the time b4 some of the wolves pull out Hansen gif

 

[Heavenlywings77]

This is bgol.. you might want to explain her age and your age at the time b4 some of the wolves pull out Hansen gif

I don't cater to dumb people. They should be able to roughly figure that out from the first few sentence

 

[Rudey]

I can say Hispanic women have the highest number of tart pussy encounters I’ve had

pH imbalance. They don't like using condoms and furthermore they will let niggas with the worst diets shoot up the club.

 

[34real]

Everything Vagina has a smell some worse than others and you know who eats their yogurt,fruit and drink plenty of water.


I got stories but none I want to share and I'm just thankful for the ones that go that extra mile to stay fresh.....

 

[papi68]

Big tittied pretty chick in Harlem. Fucked with her for years. Cool with being a side chick even after she got married. But sometimes
Sometimes that bleach ammonia aroma was enough to comb ya nostril hairs

 

[therealjondoe]

Big Booty ex stripper that was a temp at my job.
She wanted me to eat the kitty but the scent hit me like prime iron mike.
That thing smelt like spoiled cat food.
Since I wouldn't eat, she wouldn't suck
Tried hitting it from the bike and breathing from my mouth but my dick tapped out and shriveled up like, "nah it ain't safe Jon stop"
I don't know how her man delt with that odor. Yea she lived with a dude

 

[DragonXJC]

"Any stank puss' make my long john pause..."

 

[killagram]

Big Booty ex stripper that was a temp at my job.
She wanted me to eat the kitty but the scent hit me like prime iron mike.
That thing smelt like spoiled cat food.
Since I wouldn't eat, she wouldn't suck
Tried hitting it from the bike and breathing from my mouth but my dick tapped out and shriveled up like, "nah it ain't safe Jon stop"
I don't know how her man delt with that odor. Yea she lived with a dude

he just used her to buy snacks and weed..brah

 

[RUDY RAYYY MO]

Couple escort bitches off of megapersonals, smelled like hot dog water.

Real talk though we don't we ever tell them they shit smell like road kill

Majority of chicks I dated box smelled like water.... only a few had a that natural pussy scent.

 

[therealjondoe]

he just used her to buy snacks and weed..brah

After she cut me off. She made sure to let me know they got engaged lol

 

[Z MONSTER]

This young chick who was 19 and I was 23. She was country and probably didn't know any better but she was funky. I strapped up and beat it. Crazy thing is that I married her 2nd cousin a few years later. My wife (now Ex) never knew.

 

[MYSTIC]

In my no pussy highschool freshman days, there was a white girl that would fuck anything so me and my boy "Funkyman" (real nickname btw) was about to run a train on this chick. The plan was for Funkyman to get her naked and hit her doggy style then i would slide in there. Nasty AF I know but i was young, dumb and full of cum. By the time he had her bent over and i came out of my hiding spot the room was so horrific i just ran out of that mf! left the door open and everything! Then talked about ole girl so bad and told our boy we see why they call you Funkyman! lol

 

[illdog]

Hmmp...tart pretty much describes it..literally the only time i've aborted a mission.