What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

Worst movie ever made ? Hands Down, JAWS 4! This was the one where nobody showed up, not even the SHARK! By this time in the series, all the stars are dead and I think the actual shark only had like 2 scenes, and they were just quick glimpses.... :smh:

mario van peoples as a west indian u gotta love that comedy...come on now they killed jaws with basically a wooden spare...they used some sonar shit to make him go apeshit and roar:lol::lol:than he hopped up and speared him:lol::lol:fuck u that was hilarious..i can tolerate that crap a 1000 times more than rubber:angry::angry::angry::angry:or the devils tomb( i still don't kno what the fuck that movie was about):angry::angry::angry:
 
Last Action Hero, National Security, Sprung

Walked out all those Movies
National Security? Really??? lol

That one scene where Martin could have sent the white dude back to jail for violating his restraining order was fallout hilarious. Martin said it's cool as long as he apologized in front of everybody for "beating him" (which he never really did) and he had to painfully do it to stay free.

My other favorite scene was when the white dude wanted Martin to admit to his girlfriend he never got beat up by him.

As soon as Martin saw she was Black, he was like, "Nope, he beat the hell out of me." Lmao

He said he did it because he didn't condone interracial coupling. But later, Martin is mackin' the hell out of a white chick later on. Then, to clear up his contradiction, he says he only condones it when it doesn't involve a white man.

I laugh hysterically because that's some shit I would say in real life. Now, I gotta watch that shit today.

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Last Action Hero

Walked out all those Movies

hey there buddy that movie wasn't great at all but it has some good moments..my man with the colorful eye. the reaper touching the cop and he start coughing:lol::lol::lol:, my man with the od knife shit..i didn't really like it the first time i seen it but it was a tolerable movie the second go around juss for those parts
 
Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo


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mario van peoples as a west indian u gotta love that comedy...come on now they killed jaws with basically a wooden spare...they used some sonar shit to make him go apeshit and roar:lol::lol:than he hopped up and speared him:lol::lol:fuck u that was hilarious..i can tolerate that crap a 1000 times more than rubber:angry::angry::angry::angry:or the devils tomb( i still don't kno what the fuck that movie was about):angry::angry::angry:

There's an alternate ending where the shark explodes for some ridiculous reason after getting hit with the wooden spear.
 
i almost forgot "under the skin" that movie right there could easily be top 3 on any shitty list if scarlett didn't get naked various times in that movie..i mean that shit would prob number 1 if she didn't get nude or some wack bitch played that role.. i don't care what anybody says some rich producer/director made this film juss so that they could see her naked there is no way i will believe anything else..some rich perv was like i don't need no plot, no script, hell we don't even need words, juss get this bitch naked now and ask what is her price...this movie is god awful..there's parts of the movie where u think ur watching a chaplin movie cause there's absolutely no talking..i mean 2 people in the room and not 1 person is saying anything..it's mad scenes of zero dialogue..than she has this stupid expression on her face through most of the movie..like she went full airhead with the stare..the acting makes the happening seem like an oscar worthy film...yes this was juss 1 whole flick created juss to get this bitch naked

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National Security? Really??? lol

That one scene where Martin could have sent the white dude back to jail for violating his restraining order was fallout hilarious. Martin said it's cool as long as he apologized in front of everybody for "beating him" (which he never really did) and he had to painfully do it to stay free.

My other favorite scene was when the white dude wanted Martin to admit to his girlfriend he never got beat up by him.

As soon as Martin saw she was Black, he was like, "Nope, he beat the hell out of me." Lmao

He said he did it because he didn't condone interracial coupling. But later, Martin is mackin' the hell out of a white chick later on. Then, to clear up his contradiction, he says he only condones it when it doesn't involve a white man.

I laugh hysterically because that's some shit I would say in real life. Now, I gotta watch that shit today.

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yeah fine ass Robinne lee...:yes:


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she played in Delier us from Eva that same yr...2003...dam time flies...:eek:


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Sprung,

Walked out all those Movies


4 a low budget movie sprung was funny...:lol:

joe torre and that big mouth bitch made that movie....

him on top of the car and then the line up scene at the station when he got arrested...:lol:
 
The Blair Witch Project

I was so disappointed by this shitty cheap movie

"map, map, we kept on getting lost so i kicked that shit in the water woooooohoooooooooooooooooooooo":lol::lol::lol: that part had me laugh way to hard..that's the only reason why it isn't on "rubber" and "devils tomb" level..it was god awful but it had 1 moment juss 1 the others had none..like under the skin had scarlet naked it's only good moment
 

man this shit is so bad it's good..this shit is comedy gold..a spoof that's not meant to be a spoof...troll 2 will always have a special place with me..in junior high they use to run this shit on hbo like once a week..me and some of my boys made copies of this flick..we would lie to people and say this was the scariest movie ever made and tell people we dare them to watch the movie all the way through without turning it off..the look on their face the next day after they seen it:lol::lol::lol::lol:comedy gold..that was our version of the ring tape..every victim had to find a new victim to watch that crap..we did that shit all yr..to classmates, to family members, friends:lol::lol:..that movie is legendary..nilbog is goblin spelled backwards...yooo when u start thinking about how bad it was u start laughing..we would be harmonizing the theme song in class:lol::lol:that shit use to be funny...we'd be like i'll piss on ur food..even my older bro still laugh to this day about the father saying he gonna tighten his belt on some hunger strike shit..yo that shit got to many moments of dumbness.."ohhhhhhh my godddddddddddddd"..only movie that has a spinoff movie about how shitty it was..troll 2 legendary status
 
Peace,

The Happening. That M. Night Shyamalan flick with Markie Mark. Shit was TERRRRRRRIBLE. This was the one that officially made me hate that cat.

Gotta agree with this one... I still sat in my seat at the theater until the end of the credits, trying to process wtf I just witnessed. Epic failure.

More recently tho, I took my mother in law out for a movie night and let her choose whatever she wanted to watch. I had a feeling it was gonna be bad but gotdamn this was awful...

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Hulk. Got in the movie free an made it about 30mins an left. :lol:

sounds like me and cousin sneaking in to see the batman with mr freeze in it..we saw men in black for free and was like yo batman juss started lets go get a 2 for 1..after "lets chill" "chill out" "cold as ice" and other dumbass terms i was like fuck this we out of here..i juss realized that was the first movie i walked out of..art of war was second:smh::smh:...pitch black first movie i fell asleep on..still don't kno for how long..how many mins..all i kno is when i woke up the movie was still on and i was pissed:smh::smh:...yeah pitch black, art of war, blair witch 1 and 2, batman with mr freeze gotta be top 5 shitty movies i seen at the theatre..."rubber" and "devils tomb" still the most wackest movies i seen in my life
 
Worst movie that I've seen and I fell asleep in the first 10 mins was FearDotCom...watching it with some friends..woke up..credits were rolling...still hadn't tried to watch it all the way through...



Biggest Disappointment for me was Welcome to Mooseport with Ray Romono and Gene Hackman - tried to watch it a couple of times and just couldnt get through it :smh:

 
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