What's the worst date you've ever been on???

Adam Knows

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about 6 years ago:

this woman contacted me on blackpeoplemeet.com. told me all this bs about her life how she's doing, what she's doing, etc.

told me she was buyer for a store, had no kids, college degree, doing big things, etc....

eventually i agree to meet up with her. i drive out to canton, with the directions she gave me. ended up being in the projects.:confused:

already my head is like something ain't right, but my dumb ass goes on and walks up to the door anyway. soon as i walk up i see kids running back and forth in the apt., so i'm assuming she got company over. knock on the door she steps out n all that, and invites me in. 4 lil snot nosed kids staring at me. she states 'these are my kids'...i'm sorry i never tell anyone online that i have kids until after i meet them.

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::(:(:(:smh::smh::smh:

so i'm thinking to myself, fukk it. i'm here. just do the deed and never come back.

so before we go out to eat she asks me, "do you think you can drop my kids off at my sisters and let me drop my laundry off at my fathers?"

:confused::confused::smh::smh::smh::hmm:

yeah, sure, okay.....( why i said that i don't know cause i didnt like kids in the vehicle i drove that day. went to her sisters house dropped the rugrats off. went to her fathers dropped her laundry off.

she decides she wants to goto red lobster. fine., i'm thinking to myself, cause i reallly wasn't in the mood to spend money like that on her. we get there she orders a lobster, the admiral's feast and a side of crab legs. she gets all this food. takes two bites. i'm serious, just two bites, then states she's full.:angry:

i'm already thinking in my head to walk away from this beeyotch and leave her with the bill for what she ordered. but my dumb ass didn't. i figured i'd pay her ass back in her bedroom. 75 dollar bill on food at a red lobster. she packs up everything and we go. pick up her kids, and her laundry. she's telling me as soon as we get there she's putting her kids at her friends house.

we get to her house we walk in her apt and she tells the kids she brought them some dinner. i was sick. i said i gotta go. she was like you don't want to stay a while?

nope something just came up (yeah, my dinner:puke:)

walked out the house and never looked back. she called me for about 3 weeks after the fact til she got the hint i wasn't going to answer her calls.
 
Damn! :smh:

She just played a Pimp(In her case a Madame) move on you

Sometimes happens... No pain, No Gain.

Peace!
 
In college, I went out on a group date with some other freshmen guys to the movies and local restaurant. Since we couldn't have cars on campus, we all had to cab it to the movies, dinner and back to the campus. When we get in the cab, it became apparent that my date did not have enough money to his name to pay for everything, so we ended up going dutch on the movies, and then I even had to pay for the cab ride to the movies (he didn't have enough to even split it with his boy).

Because we were going to eat and the restaurant was close to the theater, they made us walk (in our stiletto boots, ladies!) to the restaurant. By the time we got to the restaurant, I knew I had to save to have cab fare home, so I figured my date and I would split an entree...WRONG! This dude had to have his homeboy pay for his entree. This is his entree that, by the way, he didn't even offer me any of!

So, we take a cab ride back to campus, and other women are taking their homeboys upstairs to their rooms/suites. We're saying good night, and my date peeps this. You know he had the nerve to ask me if he could go upstairs to my suite for some play?!? I just looked him straight in the eye, and let him know, "Ain't nothing for you upstairs," turned around and bid him adieu. Needless to say, I never spoke to him again...
 
:angry::angry:NEGRO... why you got me thinkin bout some of the triflin ish I did and had done to me :lol::lol::lol: I can kinda laugh about the stuff that women did, stuff that was WACK...that's simply part of dating. It's the STUPID shit I did that I've been tryna bury :lol:..sometimes this is like therapy...I guess I could say that I never did anything that I could be arrested for, on any of my dates.:eek: However, I wasn't always a gentleman.:lol:
And yeah, I was on a date kinda similar to yours:smh: Yours was worse:lol:
 
Do booty calls a sub branch of dating?


Well I used to fuck with this bad chick. I'm talking about King Magazine, taking pictures fine. *I think she still on my myspace...surprisingly...* Well, the night we first had sex, I was pissed off about some shit that happened to my kinfolk. So, ya'll know I was in the mood to let this chick have it the right way. Well I went over this chick's apartment around 12 AM. Take note, she was talking mad shit about I'm not going to be able to take it, and all that. I got there, tell me why she got me fucking slower than a white pornstar? Talking about I go to fast, and deep. After 15 minutes of that bullshit made me audible that play.

Bent her silly ass over and let her have it... *thank god she wasn't one of them crazy bitches that tried to put rape on a nigga*
 
In college, I went out on a group date with some other freshmen guys to the movies and local restaurant. Since we couldn't have cars on campus, we all had to cab it to the movies, dinner and back to the campus. When we get in the cab, it became apparent that my date did not have enough money to his name to pay for everything, so we ended up going dutch on the movies, and then I even had to pay for the cab ride to the movies (he didn't have enough to even split it with his boy).

Because we were going to eat and the restaurant was close to the theater, they made us walk (in our stiletto boots, ladies!) to the restaurant. By the time we got to the restaurant, I knew I had to save to have cab fare home, so I figured my date and I would split an entree...WRONG! This dude had to have his homeboy pay for his entree. This is his entree that, by the way, he didn't even offer me any of!

So, we take a cab ride back to campus, and other women are taking their homeboys upstairs to their rooms/suites. We're saying good night, and my date peeps this. You know he had the nerve to ask me if he could go upstairs to my suite for some play?!? I just looked him straight in the eye, and let him know, "Ain't nothing for you upstairs," turned around and bid him adieu. Needless to say, I never spoke to him again...

:lol:
 
Since we all jokes about dating.

[Sorry to bust you out, but that red lobster thang is an OLD joke!]

Fella gets two ladies back to his place and one of them shuts it down with;

"I hope you got some air freshener, I gotta take a sh*t!"

He bows out by calling a neighbor to call him back with an "emergency"












































For no reason;
"Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get Funked up!"
 
I posted this in the turn-offs thread a long time ago in a response to a question Izayoi asked about my adventures with a chick who had no table manners...

Izayoi, I took this female to a seafood restaurant. She ordered crab legs. At some point, she decided that the crab crackers provided by the restaurant didn't work well enough, so she started cracking the crab legs with her teeth (loudly). I sat in horror as she destroyed the plate of crab legs. It looked like she had greased up with Vaseline by the time we left:puke:. If we were at Joe's Crab Shack I might have looked past this (probably not :rolleyes:), but this restaurant (Atlanta Fish Market) was not the place for cracking crabs with your damn teeth. There was one other female that ate like a squirrel. I couldn't even watch her eat hamburgers, she would hold her food like a squirrel eating a nut and just rotate the food while she nibbled around the edges until she finally got to the center.
 
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