What's the worst date you have ever been on?

[GET YOU HOT]

My worst date was when I decided between two guys, whom I met back to back. I met the one I went on the date with first the second, ended up dating for almost a year, before he had to go back to sea(Navy).


In my early 20's

Anyways, on this night, the individual was late, he called and said he was on his way, mind you, it was about 8:15, about 1hr late already, the movie started at 7:30. He gets to my mama's house, dressed in shorts and a muscle shirt. Says him and his boys were playing poker, today, and got caught up. So, we're on our way to the drive in, to chill and see a movie. On the way, he's like are you hungry, im like not really, he is, so we pull off into burger king. In the parking lot, a girl is crossing to her mama's car and he almost runs her over, geez! I'm like slow down...


I'm dressed casual hair all did and fresh out the shower. But wait, I start to smell some funk. The dude is funky...! We pull into our space and he puts the radio on, for the sound. I'm smelling funk and my attitude starts to kick in. I start asking questions, why were you late? didn't you plan things out? Is this how you act on a first date? Did you take a shower.

At this point I'm a little pissed but not ready to go home yet. He's complaing about it's chilly and I could care less. I roll down the window and ask him to get me some red vine and popcorn and bottled water. He does it, of course!

I sit thru the movie with dude and small talk during the whole thing.

We ended up being good friends, I never thought twice about dating him, he just wasn't my type. He was a good friend when I needed company and I helped him thru some hard times with alleged baby mama.I dated and lived with Navy man for a year, til he went back to the ship...

 

[Pussy Krook]

This one chick I dated made me go to church on our first date. This was when i was younger and rebelling against religion. I didn't have dress clothes so I'm sitting there in jeans and sneakers like.

Me and this young lady had had a few theological discussions so she suggested I bring up some of my concerns to the preacher. Well back then I was pretty brash and me and him pretty much got into it. I ended up telling him he was full of shit and everybody who went to church were ignorant hypocrits.

Anyway I never got any from this chick and it turned out she was a Muslim. Seems she was just a control freak who loved to see dudes jump through hoops for her. I should have listened to my Momma. When Moms don't like a girl even if she goes to church you know something must be wrong.

 

[femmenoire]

The worst date I had the guy was drunk and passed out on my bed and pissed in it.

 

[GET YOU HOT]

The worst date I had the guy was drunk and passed out on my bed and pissed in it.

Oh damn! I thought mine was bad....

Well, ends up for the next two years, I was showered with crystal pieces and dinners, invites to parties, he wasn't half bad! Sometimes, its the first impressions that are the most remarkable...

 

[Machete]

This one chick I dated made me go to church on our first date. This was when i was younger and rebelling against religion. I didn't have dress clothes so I'm sitting there in jeans and sneakers like.

Me and this young lady had had a few theological discussions so she suggested I bring up some of my concerns to the preacher. Well back then I was pretty brash and me and him pretty much got into it. I ended up telling him he was full of shit and everybody who went to church were ignorant hypocrits.

Anyway I never got any from this chick and it turned out she was a Muslim. Seems she was just a control freak who loved to see dudes jump through hoops for her. I should have listened to my Momma. When Moms don't like a girl even if she goes to church you know something must be wrong.

at the games that people play.

 

[harlem1nyc]

Went to eat with a chick. She questioned me (grilled me) about employment, family, kids, living situation, education and even HIV status. Peep this. I asked her the same questions:

Employed as a secretary: $30,000
Mom is broke, dad bailed and the brother is pitching on 148th and 8th
She has a daughter of 7 years (no real issue with that)
She lives with mom and the hustling brother.
Dropped out of college (first semester)
To top it off, she thinks Bird Man and Young JeeZy are Hip Hop and she's 31 years of age..

I paid for the meal before it arrived, left cab money and bunjied!!!

HARLEM STAND UP!!!

 

[bigirl]

I was in my early 20s. Went out do dinner at a pretty cheap and good thai restaurant with the guy. The bill came it was around 45 bucks for 2 people. I pulled out 25 and the guy insists on paying and I say no and he keeps insisting to the point I finally say ok thanks. We leave and I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and say nice meeting you thanks for dinner and he actually has the nerve to put it to me that I owe him pussy for the dinner. I was so fucking offended like you think my shit is worth $25 and I tried to pay my half and everything. It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.

 

[tino]

I was in my early 20s. Went out do dinner at a pretty cheap and good thai restaurant with the guy. The bill came it was around 45 bucks for 2 people. I pulled out 25 and the guy insists on paying and I say no and he keeps insisting to the point I finally say ok thanks. We leave and I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and say nice meeting you thanks for dinner and he actually has the nerve to put it to me that I owe him pussy for the dinner. I was so fucking offended like you think my shit is worth $25 and I tried to pay my half and everything. It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.

 

[World B Free]

I was in my early 20s. Went out do dinner at a pretty cheap and good thai restaurant with the guy. The bill came it was around 45 bucks for 2 people. I pulled out 25 and the guy insists on paying and I say no and he keeps insisting to the point I finally say ok thanks. We leave and I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and say nice meeting you thanks for dinner and he actually has the nerve to put it to me that I owe him pussy for the dinner. I was so fucking offended like you think my shit is worth $25 and I tried to pay my half and everything. It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.

you no play with dem ras claats

 

[HoneyDip]

my worst date was on a double date. the guy i was with was really drunk and ended up in the car all over the place. we took him home and that was the night...

 

[Steelwill2006]

I was in my early 20s. Went out do dinner at a pretty cheap and good thai restaurant with the guy. The bill came it was around 45 bucks for 2 people. I pulled out 25 and the guy insists on paying and I say no and he keeps insisting to the point I finally say ok thanks. We leave and I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and say nice meeting you thanks for dinner and he actually has the nerve to put it to me that I owe him pussy for the dinner. I was so fucking offended like you think my shit is worth $25 and I tried to pay my half and everything. It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.

I know dats right girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[KINGFROMQUEENS]

for me it was a date with a chick i met on AOL. i had just got into the internet and i was still doing the chat room thing. i met this young lady from Harlem and we started talking on the phone and in i/ms. eventually she started sending me pics of herself. she was fine. i was real interested and i asked her if she wanted to meet and she was with it. we set a date to meet uptown in a spot called Perks, a nice little jazz spot that i used to hang at. well i picked her up and when she opened the door i was like damn !!!! i been hoodwink , run a muck , led astray, i did not land on AOL, AOL landed on me!!! she had gained 50 or 60 lbs. since the pics she took and looked nothing like she did in the pics. i was so ready to leave , but i took her out being the good dude that i am. as the night went on i found out she had a stalker estranged husband who still comes to see her from time to time and 4 kids. all night i just wanted to leave. over the next few weeks she would call and i would always be real short with her. then one night i get a call from a guy

guy: hello who is this???
me: u called me who is this ???
guy: yo why is your number in my girls phone ???
me: i dont know ask your girl "click"

he calls back. i had figured he had dialed the wrong number.

guy: yo you know a girl named Angie ? ( not the name i knew her by.)
me: no and if you call my phone again we are gonna have a motha fucking problem "click"

you know he called back.

guy: you do you know Sherry ???
ME: Ohh. yea i know her.
guy: thats my wife man. why is she calling you.
me: yo we went on one date but thats it, and i aint touch her so you aint got to worry about that.
guy: yo thanks man yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla.

i called her breaking and told her to lose my number cause i dont involve myself in that kind of bullshit. for a while she would hit me on aol trying to talk but i was like fuck that. you would think being the big bad detective that i am, that i would have noticed the bamboo earings in the pic she sent lol

it would be 9 years before i went on a net date again. lol

 

[KINGFROMQUEENS]

I was in my early 20s. Went out do dinner at a pretty cheap and good thai restaurant with the guy. The bill came it was around 45 bucks for 2 people. I pulled out 25 and the guy insists on paying and I say no and he keeps insisting to the point I finally say ok thanks. We leave and I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and say nice meeting you thanks for dinner and he actually has the nerve to put it to me that I owe him pussy for the dinner. I was so fucking offended like you think my shit is worth $25 and I tried to pay my half and everything. It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.

cats never cease to amaze me with the shit they will say and try with women.

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Me and this girl I met at the bar hit it off pretty good so we went to her house. We're chillin, drinking beer, when she asks if I want to smoke some weed. I said yeah, gave her $20 and she called up her boy. She goes outside and comes back in with a crack rock. I'm like "what the fuck did you spend my money on" She says, matter-of-factly "He didn't have any weed." After about half an hour of waiting to get some ass, watching her twitch, make faces and act all paranoid I got disgusted and went home.

 

[tig 'ol bittays]

The most recent two, one near miss dates I had with fine blackman.

He lives out of town, we agree on a day, he gets off work drives out. I'm fixin wings and I bought a couple six packs of beer and chips.

He's off work, 4:30pm, calls me talking about he's at the tire store buying new ones. First delay.
Three hours pass, I'm like this deadbeat, call his phone it's off. Fuck!Second delay.

I'm like fuck it, if he were to drive out, it would have been earlier. Hour and a half drive. Its now 9:15pm, he calls, I let it go to my VM. Listen to the message cuz he texts me right after. I'm halfway there bla blah blahhh(beggin), how come you not answering your phone!!!? C'mon girl!

At this point I'm like this sucka(dumbass), I text him to no never mind, let's try some other time. He is a lil pissed but calls back anyhow.

Fast forward to 2weeks, again the date is set. He's driving out. I explain the details on how to get out to my city. He's got it, been there before. I review directions at least twice, on his way out, by cell. He passes up the exit! Calls, passes up the exit, ends up out in some other town. I say stay put, I will get you. Fuck!

I had been working, trying to get home light some candles, cook some wings part II.

We get to my place. He keeps looking at Vibe and not really talking. Fuck, this loser. Finally unravels from himself in half an hour. Takes off his jacket and benie, lol!

Wings are done I'm ready to get my drink on. He bought some Tangaray(GIN) and OJ. While he is tearing up some hot ass wings and drinking beer, I'm fixing big glasses of gin and juice. He ate 90% wings(greedy ass) and drank a couple beers.

I'm chillin' watching flix. Ignoring him, but being polite(bitchy).

He uses the bathroom, and comes in talking about take off your clothes(demanding), "I want your ass in my face", ha ha ha ha ha, basically, that was the end of the date!

 

[Chicutie]

Ok I have more than one.

So I meet this guy on my campus one day. Very randomly in the cafeteria and we end up having lunch together. He seemed nice enough and other the next couple days we talked on the phone a little bit. So he invites me over to his apartment to watch a movie. So I get there and he's drinking. Now it's about 3 pm maybe, and he's had about 3 Smirnoff Ices. So I tried to blow it off and watch the movie, but he keeps drinking. So we watch the movie I'm quiet the entire time because I feel so uncomfortable that he's drunk and he keeps trying to touch me. So when the movie is over he almost jumps on top of me. I punched him, got up a left. No sooner then I get home I get a text message from him saying, "Sorry things didn't work out. We can still be friends." . . . . I just thought to myself, this mf has a lot of nerve. Never spoke to him again. . . but ran into him quite a few times on campus. Just looked down and kept walking. LOL

Second story. .
So for months I'm talking to this guy online. I met him on blackplanet. He's sending me all these pictures of himself and he looked really good. Dark skin, tall, handsome. Nice build and everything. So we decide we would like to meet. Set up the place time, etc. We decided to meet at a restaurant. I'm on my way there and he keeps trying to talk me out of coming. First he didn't answer the phone, then he answers and says he's running late, then he says had to make a stop. . . excuse after excuse. So I get there, I'm waiting. And here comes this horrible looking guy. . . I mean. I mean this guy looked homeless! And he comes up to me and they only reason I knew it was him was because I recognized the voice!!! I almost passed out. It was unreal. I had been lied to so bad. So I went on like everything was normal continued with the date, but it was very hard for me to act like everything was ok. . . Needless to say, I never heard from him again.

 

[xfactor]

it would be 9 years before i went on a net date again. lol

Second story. .
So for months I'm talking to this guy online. I met him on blackplanet. He's sending me all these pictures of himself and he looked really good. Dark skin, tall, handsome. Nice build and everything. So we decide we would like to meet. Set up the place time, etc. We decided to meet at a restaurant. I'm on my way there and he keeps trying to talk me out of coming. First he didn't answer the phone, then he answers and says he's running late, then he says had to make a stop. . . excuse after excuse. So I get there, I'm waiting. And here comes this horrible looking guy. . . I mean. I mean this guy looked homeless! And he comes up to me and they only reason I knew it was him was because I recognized the voice!!! I almost passed out. It was unreal. I had been lied to so bad. So I went on like everything was normal continued with the date, but it was very hard for me to act like everything was ok. . . Needless to say, I never heard from him again.

Looks like the old bait and switch.

 

[AlexandMorgan]

I did not have a ride at the time so the gal arranged transportation for me with her and her friend to the yearly staff party. She insisted that i go with her. On the way to the place where it was being held my "friend" kept talking about her ex man and pointing out places where they used to park out and fuck.

Me and the other girl kept looking at her like WTF but she kept on going on about her ex man and what, where, when and i start to tune her out.
We get there and speeches and shit start so i zone out.

Kick back in when food starts to share out and she sits at the table and tells me me what to bring back for her. I shrug and fetch the food. She gets up when dancing starts and proceeds to get on nasty with another guy on the dance floor but i ignore her and do my thang.

The night is over and she looks over at me and asks how i am getting home. Bearing my mind that she insisted on setting up transportation for me to and from i shake my head and say i am going to get a taxi. Her friend that had dropped us there stares at her like she is crazy.

On my way home it starts to kick in from the way she acted the night and from her comments afterwards that she considered it to be a date. I considered her to be a cunt and still do but u live you learn.

 

[That_Kappa_Man]

Here's mine... I met a dime... We talk on the phone a couple of times and decide we can do a date. I tell her we will do dinner and a movie. She asked how should she dress. I suggest something grown and sexy because we are going to a 5 star. I am like as fine as she is I don't want to be the buster taking her to McD's. I get there with the dozen white roses...what I do on every 1rst date. Her mom answers the door and she looks better than the daughter...says in a coy voice "I wsh I had a man as fine as you taking me out..." I smile and give a compiment. The daughter comes up wearing a tank top with some stupid phrase on it and some glittery pants... I froze I know I told her after 5 attire. I am looking like an ad for Kenneth Cole and she says why are you dressed up? I am about to ask can she put something else on...the mom says that is how men dress. I am like she is fine I can make this work. I give her the flowers and open the door for her. *LADIES RETURN THE FAVOR AND OPEN HIS DOOR* It is like a 20 min ride to the spot, so I try to have small talk. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. Then it dawns on me, she has never had to talk or no one has told this chic that looks fade... We sit down and I am done with this... The waiter comes and she orders and he turns to me and ask what I want and I say can we have her food to go... She gets mad and says what about the movie? I tell her I wll get her a gift card on the way home. She starts crossing her arms puffin. I am trying not to laugh in her face. She gets mad and starts flying off at the mouth and I just look and listen She ask the question: Why are you trippin? I tell her I am looking for a woman with a little more depth. She is like whatever... I take her home. I get out to open her door and she is already on the porch and in the house mad as hell I see she left the flowers and go to the door and ring the bell. She answers and see me with the flowers. I tell her I bought these for her. She says why don't you find a woman with a little more depth and give them to her. I said ok... Can you tell your mother to come to the door. She slammed the door so hard she broke a window. The mother comes to the door and I am standing there like heeeeey.... The daughter screams " MOMMA YOU BETTER NOT COME IN HERE WITH THOSE DAMN FLOWERS!" I was like damn the mom shrugged her shoulders as if I picked the wrong one... I dropped the flowers and left

Needless to say I saw her at a party a year later and she made herself seen and told me she was ready now. We went to a room that night. I beat it up and left before she could say thank you... I was still mad that I didn't get the mom She called but I never took the calls...

 

[GET YOU HOT]

So when the movie is over he almost jumps on top of me. I punched him, got up a left. No sooner then I get home I get a text message from him saying, "Sorry things didn't work out. We can still be friends." . . . .

Needless to say I saw her at a party a year later and she made herself seen and told me she was ready now. We went to a room that night. I beat it up and left before she could say thank you... I was still mad that I didn't get the mom

Greedy...

for me it was a date with a chick i met on AOL

End of story...

 

[mk23666]

A girl I was seeing told me about her worst date.

It was a double date with her best friend and both couples ended up having sex at one of the guy's house.(both girls were Sophmores the guys were Seniors) Unknown to her or her best friend the guys had before hand decided to swap sex partners ... so after a position change her date got off the bed and switched places with his friend who was fucking the other girl on a sleeping bag by the bed.

She said she just froze up and laid there till the other guy was finished. To make things worse she had to wait there till her boyfriend finished with her best friend! Needless to say she broke up with her boyfriend that day and her friendship with her best friend was strained for awhile. She thought her friend was in on it. Come to find out the guys had been watching porn videos with "swapping" in it and wanted to try it.

 

[geist]

I was in my early twenties, this older lady I worked with hooked me up with her niece. Her niece was a straight up 9-10, looked like a model, worked for VIBE as a writer, was doing her thing. The first date was kind of cool but short, we met at the lady I worked with's house. Talked, everything was good, I was thinking it was going somewhere. We decided to do it again and have lunch somewhere.

We met up at the restaurant. It picked up where it left off at first, until.......she said, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Like what?"

"You keep looking at me while I'm talking, it's like you're judging me or something."

"Wha? I'm not supposed to look at you when you talk? Come on now, be for real."

That diffused it for a little while. We talked some more, then I decided, I needed to know if this chick was bipolar. So I said......

"You look good in that dress."

"All y'all niggas is the same! I swear to god, you sound like them niggas on the train, 'S'up ma, that ass is phat, let me get them digits!' Tryin' to feel on my ass n' shit!"

"What? First of all, keep your voice down. I already have your number. How is me complimenting you on your dress like some dude on the train trying to holla at you? You don't know how to take a compliment? How am I a nigga? For being respectful? You're on some brand new shit! And why are you so loud?" The waitress had come over somewhere in there and left.

That shut her down for a minute. I knew this chick was crazy at this point. So I said "Listen, you want to get out of here?" I waved the waitress back over. "Can we get the check? And could you make them separate?" The waitress smiled and was like "NO PROBLEM!"

Oh shit.....awwww damn! That fired her up again. "You Muthafucka!......." This chick was really screaming in the restaurant! I paid my bill and left. That chick was still sitting there cursing at me.

You can't make shit like that up. I'm still cool with the lady I worked with. I was talking to her husband about her niece and he said, "Yeah, she's really pretty, but she's crazy, on some immature shit."

 

[deezchocnuts4ru]

Yo. Hooked up with this chick I had been fucking pretty regularly for about 2 years. We lost contact and saw each other again by chance. Bitch had gained mad weight but I remembered the pussy was bomb and the head was on point. We got back together and she was completely different. Pussy was terrible, she was talking stupid shit while we were fucking and all that weight kept her from doing her thing. To top it all off, the head was lack luster. I finally realized she was a bit salty at me from the prior 2 years and just wanted to see if she could get my dick hard. A classic control move. Bitches aint shit. Peace.

 

[Adam Knows]

years ago....


i had just signed up on blackpeoplemeet.com. out of some of the women that contacted me this one sent me an email telling me about herself and how she's doing "big things" how she has no kids and so on and so on. i eventually agree to meet her and go get something to eat.

i travel for an hour to her place. get there it's the fuckin projects..ok no problem she didn't say she lived in any particular place. get to her door it's a bunch of kids, 4 of them(she said she didn't have any). should've turned around right then and there but stupid me didn't. she plays the kids off as um yeah i don't tell anyone for real i have kids until i meet them. whatever. anyway we decide to go to red lobster since that's in her area. But, first can you drop my kids off at my father's place? and do you mine taking me by my sister's so i can drop off this laundry?

yeah...ok...sure...


do all of that then we go to red lobster....she orders $75.00 worth of food(at redlobster now...) the admirals feast, a lobster and a bunch of drinks. she takes one, two bites then claims she's full. wraps it up and we go. on the way back to her place pick up her laundry and her kids, she's talking about as soon as i put them in their room we can have some "time to ourselves".

instead we get to her place when she walks through the door with the kids she tells them i bought y'all some dinner. my jaw just dropped. i turned and walked right out the door, no looking back. she called me for about two weeks until she got the picture i wasn't answering.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

years ago....


i had just signed up on blackpeoplemeet.com. out of some of the women that contacted me this one sent me an email telling me about herself and how she's doing "big things" how she has no kids and so on and so on. i eventually agree to meet her and go get something to eat.

i travel for an hour to her place. get there it's the fuckin projects..ok no problem she didn't say she lived in any particular place. get to her door it's a bunch of kids, 4 of them(she said she didn't have any). should've turned around right then and there but stupid me didn't. she plays the kids off as um yeah i don't tell anyone for real i have kids until i meet them. whatever. anyway we decide to go to red lobster since that's in her area. But, first can you drop my kids off at my father's place? and do you mine taking me by my sister's so i can drop off this laundry?

yeah...ok...sure...


do all of that then we go to red lobster....she orders $75.00 worth of food(at redlobster now...) the admirals feast, a lobster and a bunch of drinks. she takes one, two bites then claims she's full. wraps it up and we go. on the way back to her place pick up her laundry and her kids, she's talking about as soon as i put them in their room we can have some "time to ourselves".

instead we get to her place when she walks through the door with the kids she tells them i bought y'all some dinner. my jaw just dropped. i turned and walked right out the door, no looking back. she called me for about two weeks until she got the picture i wasn't answering.

Awww hell naw

 

[Bigmario23]

Met a chick at the mall once I was in my work uniform
did not think I would get holleration. bascially invited her
to olive garden for dinner. She barley ate her food as her phone kept
ringin'(rude as hell). she was all zone out I ask what was buggin her she
Told me that her boyfriend was murdered days ago,and the detective was calling her to come in and talk (she was in a love triangle and two dudes went to war for her).
I then recalled seeing the story on the news early in the week
Tried to staycool.......then I pulled a caveman not much of a appetite thank you..... check please

 

[Bigmario23]

She answers and see me with the flowers. I tell her I bought these for her. She says why don't you find a woman with a little more depth and give them to her. I said ok... Can you tell your mother to come to the door. She slammed the door so hard she broke a window.

Aww shit!...pure comedy

 

[Chicutie]

years ago....


i had just signed up on blackpeoplemeet.com. out of some of the women that contacted me this one sent me an email telling me about herself and how she's doing "big things" how she has no kids and so on and so on. i eventually agree to meet her and go get something to eat.

i travel for an hour to her place. get there it's the fuckin projects..ok no problem she didn't say she lived in any particular place. get to her door it's a bunch of kids, 4 of them(she said she didn't have any). should've turned around right then and there but stupid me didn't. she plays the kids off as um yeah i don't tell anyone for real i have kids until i meet them. whatever. anyway we decide to go to red lobster since that's in her area. But, first can you drop my kids off at my father's place? and do you mine taking me by my sister's so i can drop off this laundry?

yeah...ok...sure...


do all of that then we go to red lobster....she orders $75.00 worth of food(at redlobster now...) the admirals feast, a lobster and a bunch of drinks. she takes one, two bites then claims she's full. wraps it up and we go. on the way back to her place pick up her laundry and her kids, she's talking about as soon as i put them in their room we can have some "time to ourselves".

instead we get to her place when she walks through the door with the kids she tells them i bought y'all some dinner. my jaw just dropped. i turned and walked right out the door, no looking back. she called me for about two weeks until she got the picture i wasn't answering.

We have a winner!!!

 

[infamous-online]

some of these storiess are pure comedies!!!

 

[Mo-Better]

I was in my early 20s. Went out do dinner at a pretty cheap and good thai restaurant with the guy. The bill came it was around 45 bucks for 2 people. I pulled out 25 and the guy insists on paying and I say no and he keeps insisting to the point I finally say ok thanks. We leave and I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek and say nice meeting you thanks for dinner and he actually has the nerve to put it to me that I owe him pussy for the dinner. I was so fucking offended like you think my shit is worth $25 and I tried to pay my half and everything. It took all my strength to not harm the dude but he got alot of choice words and I spit on the 20 and the 5 and crumpled them and threw them in his face.

Could've been worse, he could've bought you a Happy Meal.

 

[Eva Hornae]

Here's mine... I met a dime... We talk on the phone a couple of times and decide we can do a date. I tell her we will do dinner and a movie. She asked how should she dress. I suggest something grown and sexy because we are going to a 5 star. I am like as fine as she is I don't want to be the buster taking her to McD's. I get there with the dozen white roses...what I do on every 1rst date. Her mom answers the door and she looks better than the daughter...says in a coy voice "I wsh I had a man as fine as you taking me out..." I smile and give a compiment. The daughter comes up wearing a tank top with some stupid phrase on it and some glittery pants... I froze I know I told her after 5 attire. I am looking like an ad for Kenneth Cole and she says why are you dressed up? I am about to ask can she put something else on...the mom says that is how men dress. I am like she is fine I can make this work. I give her the flowers and open the door for her. *LADIES RETURN THE FAVOR AND OPEN HIS DOOR* It is like a 20 min ride to the spot, so I try to have small talk. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. Then it dawns on me, she has never had to talk or no one has told this chic that looks fade... We sit down and I am done with this... The waiter comes and she orders and he turns to me and ask what I want and I say can we have her food to go... She gets mad and says what about the movie? I tell her I wll get her a gift card on the way home. She starts crossing her arms puffin. I am trying not to laugh in her face. She gets mad and starts flying off at the mouth and I just look and listen She ask the question: Why are you trippin? I tell her I am looking for a woman with a little more depth. She is like whatever... I take her home. I get out to open her door and she is already on the porch and in the house mad as hell I see she left the flowers and go to the door and ring the bell. She answers and see me with the flowers. I tell her I bought these for her. She says why don't you find a woman with a little more depth and give them to her. I said ok... Can you tell your mother to come to the door. She slammed the door so hard she broke a window. The mother comes to the door and I am standing there like heeeeey.... The daughter screams " MOMMA YOU BETTER NOT COME IN HERE WITH THOSE DAMN FLOWERS!" I was like damn the mom shrugged her shoulders as if I picked the wrong one... I dropped the flowers and left

Needless to say I saw her at a party a year later and she made herself seen and told me she was ready now. We went to a room that night. I beat it up and left before she could say thank you... I was still mad that I didn't get the mom She called but I never took the calls...

You're a true gentleman for going back to the door to give her the roses!!

 

[Duece]

classic thread in the making.

 

[dadirty30]

The worst date I had the guy was drunk and passed out on my bed and pissed in it.

Now that's redamndiculous.

 

[dadirty30]

years ago....


i had just signed up on blackpeoplemeet.com. out of some of the women that contacted me this one sent me an email telling me about herself and how she's doing "big things" how she has no kids and so on and so on. i eventually agree to meet her and go get something to eat.

i travel for an hour to her place. get there it's the fuckin projects..ok no problem she didn't say she lived in any particular place. get to her door it's a bunch of kids, 4 of them(she said she didn't have any). should've turned around right then and there but stupid me didn't. she plays the kids off as um yeah i don't tell anyone for real i have kids until i meet them. whatever. anyway we decide to go to red lobster since that's in her area. But, first can you drop my kids off at my father's place? and do you mine taking me by my sister's so i can drop off this laundry?

yeah...ok...sure...


do all of that then we go to red lobster....she orders $75.00 worth of food(at redlobster now...) the admirals feast, a lobster and a bunch of drinks. she takes one, two bites then claims she's full. wraps it up and we go. on the way back to her place pick up her laundry and her kids, she's talking about as soon as i put them in their room we can have some "time to ourselves".

instead we get to her place when she walks through the door with the kids she tells them i bought y'all some dinner. my jaw just dropped. i turned and walked right out the door, no looking back. she called me for about two weeks until she got the picture i wasn't answering.

Damn.

 

[BigBoyeee]

I had some real funky dates back when AOL was king and the net was just blowing up. This was 1996. I was a OG on BGOL around that time as well. Met some lady's from aol chat, msn, and the black chat rooms on aol.
Here are my top Three Worst Dates; You choose the worst?

1sT WORST Date A young college girl 20 says she's still a virgin. She said she was ready 4 somebody to bust it! lol I was around 24-25 back then. We talked on the phone a few times and ol girl wants to come over to the crib. Baby shows up early and my boy is till there. Baby comes in and she was shaped liked a ice cream cone! Small at the bottom and big at the top. She had white ashed ankles, BIG OVER SIZED TITTIES down to the waist, hair like don King (Minus the gray), coke bottle glasses, and a BIG ASS JUCY BUSTED DRIPPING COLD SORE ALL ACROSS THE TOP LIP! I mean drippin, nasty, and all across the lip! I told my boy to go to the crib and call me. Oh boy called talking loud like somebody just died and I told ol girl how sorry I was but that I had to leave right away.....Never took her calls and blocked her chat.

2nd WORST DATE Met this Supa Sexy Sounding get your D&#k hard just by talking on the phone! We met on a dating site. We talked every night for a week and she told me she was a thick sexy red bone BBW. So we meet at a star bucks to have coffee. She told me what kind of car she had so when she got there I saw her pulling in. I could barely see her head peeping over the dash board. I get over to her car and she is stuffed in there like she was poured into a Jello-Mode. I mean, I don't know how she could turn the steering wheel. So she opens the door smiling and turns to get out. By the time she gets both legs out she needs a short break. I take her hand and when she steps out of the car she doese'nt get much taller then when sitting down. I'm gonna be nice and have a good time. So we take the short walk to the steps at the front of Star Bucks and she has to stop again. When we get to the top of the steps she almost sounds like she has asthma (ooohhzz ooohhzz ooohhzz) wheew these STEPS!

Okay, she is about 4.10 maybe 5 feet tall and I could fit into one of her pants legs. She had a pretty face too! Long hair cut and styled to a TEE. Now she had no neck so when she turned she had to move her whole body. The chair squeaked and bent (I am not joking) when she sat down. Every time she laughed I thought that she was going to choke or pass out. She was the nicest lady and I could not believe that sexy voice was coming from her. We talked for about 45 minutes and I laughed and made the best of it knowing that I would never see her again. I hope that it wasn't the wrong thing to do because she thought that I really liked her. After we finished our coffee and conversation I walked her to her car. She opened the door and turned around to back in first. The she pulled in one leg at a time breathing heavily out of breath. She pulled the steering wheel down right into her stomach smiled and said good bye I talk to you soon. She called me every night for 5 days each time going from joyful to to screaming and expressing her hurt and anger. I could tell by her last phone call that this had happened to her before.

My 3rd and Favorite WORST DATE

I met this lady on AOL that sent me some sexy azz pic! Dark Chocolate, Sexy and fine! So we take our conversation to a private chat room, next thing you know were on the phone. So we talk all night until the sun comes up. So she's off and so am I. So I keep trying to get the panties, but she wants to wait. Okay so I'm tired of talking so tell her I'm going to chill and she says oh hell why don't you come and chill with me. I get there and baby is about 10 maybe 15 years older than the pictures. Now keep in mind that we been up all night chatting and talking on the phone and ol girl stayed about an hours drive away. Now shes about 20-25 pounds heaver than the pictures, but that was cool because she was just thicker and had a hell-of a shape! But she was looking 50ish and I'm 25. So I'm like okay fuck it I'll chill and then bounce. So we make small talk I'm dozzin so she makes some coffee. I looking at the rum and she asked if I want a splash. Hell Yeah. So now we drinking rum and coke and we go to her room to chill. She says make yourself comfortable, take off your shoes. I'm aint trippin cause she old as my mama. The ice is going down, the rum is going down and she gets another coke and some more ice. Right about now I'm feeling real Groovy Baby! She says how do you like it (smiling) and I say 50-50 and she pours me a tall 50-50 rum and coke on ice. She says I'll be right back, I'm like what ever.....

Baby comes back in a sheer see through night gown and I'm like damn that body is on fire but that face............is well you know 50ish + maybe. So I down my drink, yawn, and stretch. I tell baby I'm going to take a nape before I bounce and she says go ahead and chill she's going to have a drink. So just as I'm really dozzin off she starts kissing on me, I roll over buzzed and start feeling that azz! Now I'm going to keep it 100% real. I was like fuck it aint nobody knowing but me ! lol Cause baby had a bad azz body! So I closed my eyes and thought about the picture and that azz was extra soft, she had sweet tender kisses, I was like weezow! It was on and crackin.. It got so good I opened my eyes to look into her hers and she was making some fucked up looking faces, mouth open with these pretty white teeth and pink gums, I knew that shit was in there with some dental glue, hell my teeth and gums didn't look that damn good! I was like damn, she opened her eyes and I turned her over fast as I could! She said oh don't stop I about to, and before she could finish and rolled her over. She grabbed my shit saying I'm about to cum! Bang, Bang, Wham, That old azz was givin to me better than I ever had it! I never had any young pu$$y HIT ME like that.. She hit me so hard I fell back on the bed and before I could move she was all on me. Grinding, banging, cumming! I blew, I couldn't handle no more. That's 100% real. I tried to get her up off of me and she had me until my shit when all the way down. She was still trying to hit when I started loosing my erection. I had to knock her off before she made my rubber slip off! After that I was out! We both woke up about 2:30p she said it was time for her kids to come home and that I could stay for dinner and we could chill later. I was like hell no, rum wore off and I had to bounce! Never looked back! ha ha ha I still think about that $hit to this day! I mean after all I did drive about 60 miles!