What's the most BULLSHIT criminal charge you or someone you know has gotten?

DirtyCake

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yoooo my boy told me this fuckin crazy story. So he has a cell phone WITHOUT A SIM CARD and he uses it as a MP3 player.(hood ipod) anyway it's still a phone and it has "emergency call 911" on it. HE FUCKIN ACCIDENTALLY pressed it and it called 911. So it starts ringing and he waits to tell them what's up. Then they act all suspicious and start asking him all these dumb ass questions name last name dob address what's your location etc. he says whatever just to hang up the phone. Then the operator says ok we might come there. WELL THEY COME anyway when they get there they ask him for ID he gave his first name on the phone bs last name and bs Dob etc. THEY CHARGE HIM WITH MISUSE OF USING 911 and giving a false name to police now this nigga got to go to court!!!!
 
His dimbass shoulda hung up once he saw he called 911. Why the hell he kept talkin to them. He deserved to go to jail.
 
jaywalking on halloween yrs ago..by the way there were zero cars in the street..cops were slow creeping down the block..i waited and waited and eventually started walking these nigs bust a u turn and told me to stop..they got mad that me and my boy was laughing the whole time and dat i hit them with my infamous getting stopped line" pull out a bucket so i can piss in it u'll find no drugs, no liqs, no cigs in my system, i graduated highschool, never been arrested, got my own bizzness, i don't exist in the system"..they had me and my boy out there for 15 mins thirsty to try to find something in the system on us..they acted like bitches and gave us a summons for jaywalking..i was like really so how many cars were passing by at 2am on a sunday nite/mon morning on halloween:hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:

another bullshit summons i got was for "urinating in public"... truth is they saw me walk through some grass and thought i was storing drugs there..cause why else would 8 cops surround me with hands on their guns, while 2 others go in the grass with flashlights for "pissing"..mad people slowing down driving cause it look like a fucking standoff with these nigs literally in a cirlce mean mugging me with them looking extra trigger happy..i was like i didn't kno my dick was so deadly that i got all this fucking attention for it
 
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It was 4 A.M. and I was smoking a joint in my car at a neighborhood park when the cops rolled up on me. I had a small amount of weed and a cannabis card so they didn't trip on that, but gave me a loitering ticket for being in the park after hours. They told me if I didn't leave by the time they got back I would be charged with trespassing.

My tags were bad so I couldn't leave without my car, but I couldn't afford a tow truck either. So I waited half an hour and drove. The pigs were waiting right outside the park. They pulled me over three blocks away at a strip mall.

They gave me a sobriety test which I failed so they hauled me off to jail. The doctor at intake saw the welt on my face (I had been punched out earlier that day) and refused to admit me without a hospital examination. The cop took me outside, unlocked my handcuffs and said "That punch to the face saved your ass. Now go home and don't let me catch you driving again tonight."

Later on when they ran my blood test they found no alcohol and only 10 ng/ml of THC. The DA dropped the case for lack of evidence, but I'm still fighting with the DMV to have it removed from my driving record. Hopefully the Livescan I just did will have it gone for good.
 
I once ditch the whip ran from the police for a bullshit misdemeanor charge after getting pulled over because I had a felony in my pockets.

I got away. Went to retrieve my whip from the impound and they told me it had a police hold. I went to the department to try to claim it was stolen and they locked me up. WITH OUT any evidence other than the trooper word. [emoji38]

Then the State Trooper split my charges between two different counties. Which mean after I settled one charge, I had to be extradited to another county for the other.

3 months was worth it considering I would've been locked up for years and fucked up with a felony if I was caught with the dope I had on me.
So the car was a little bullshit crime mobile throwaway. I just let it go. However, the state troopers stole all the money and valuables out if it and didn't mention anything about personal belongings in the report. :smh:

I hated them motherfuckers ever since. [emoji38]

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A cat was in a car accident which the car flipped over and slid upside down for a number of feet and came to rest in the opposite lane.

The police showed up and inquired if anyone was hurt and needed medical attention.

When all involved answered no.

the police issued ticket for failure to keep right and improper lane change.
 
I was once locked up for trespassing because I rang a fucking doorbell!!!

I had went to see someone who lived in a big ass apartment building in the Bronx. I pressed his button and waited like 3 minutes, no response. I thought for a second that I had pressed the wrong button, so I started looking over the list to try and find his name and corresponding apt number.

Next thing i know, the door to the vestibule opened and two of NY finest were asking me if I lived there. When I replied "NO, I was visiting someone." They took my ID and ran my name. (My record is crystal clean!! College graduate, work at a fortune 100 company, never been arrested, hell I had never even gotten a speeding ticket).

They got upset that they couldn't find anything on me to they ended up locking me up for 15 fucking hours for trespassing!!! They put me in a crowded ass cell with like 20 mofos. Finally, around 3AM a police officer walks the tombs and called my name. I guess the prosecutor had looked over all the days reports and was throwing out all the bullshit cases that he figured wouldnt be worth trying to take to court.
 
Not me but once my uncle got arrested for a roach in someone else's parked car. Insult to injury the roach had lipstick on it. Nigga still ended up wit a fine and a year probation.
 
I didn't get arrested but me and my wife (fiance at the time) was pulled over and detained and my car got searched because they CLAIMED someone was out robbing prostitutes in the area and we fit the description.

What whore reports being robbed? That's like a dope man reporting being robbed. People who make illegal money don't call cops under those circumstances.
 
I didn't get arrested but me and my wife (fiance at the time) was pulled over and detained and my car got searched because they CLAIMED someone was out robbing prostitutes in the area and we fit the description.

wow lol @ the absurdity...they just make any shit up :smh:
 
disgusting :angry:

I was once locked up for trespassing because I rang a fucking doorbell!!!

I had went to see someone who lived in a big ass apartment building in the Bronx. I pressed his button and waited like 3 minutes, no response. I thought for a second that I had pressed the wrong button, so I started looking over the list to try and find his name and corresponding apt number.

Next thing i know, the door to the vestibule opened and two of NY finest were asking me if I lived there. When I replied "NO, I was visiting someone." They took my ID and ran my name. (My record is crystal clean!! College graduate, work at a fortune 100 company, never been arrested, hell I had never even gotten a speeding ticket).

They got upset that they couldn't find anything on me to they ended up locking me up for 15 fucking hours for trespassing!!! They put me in a crowded ass cell with like 20 mofos. Finally, around 3AM a police officer walks the tombs and called my name. I guess the prosecutor had looked over all the days reports and was throwing out all the bullshit cases that he figured wouldnt be worth trying to take to court.
 
wow lol @ the absurdity...they just make any shit up :smh:

I was pissed but I was glad I just took my tech out the trunk earlier that day and left it over her house. I was in the Army at the time and traveled with my gun whenever I went home.
 
I was at the Greek Fest at Jones Beach, talking to some chicks from the running board of a PARKED Tahoe. The pigs hemmed me up with a ticket for "Clinging to a vehicle".

My boy got a DUI charge, in VA. Granted he was drunk. The fucked up part was, he was knocked out in the back seat of his girls car. She left the car running with the A/C on, while she went into the store. The stop was initiated because my boy fit the description of a driver displaying erratic behavior.:smh:
 
My boy got into a fist fight with his 17 year old step son in the front yard. The boy told the cops that bro grabbed his nuts when he picked him up and slammed him. He's doing 20 years for Criminal Sexual Conduct. Boy tried to tell the truth during the trial, but the prosecutor said "he was coerced".
 
Never got a charge, but the cops hemmed me and some of my boys because we were in a lower rent set of apts, niggas checked for felonies and some more shit I was like :rolleyes::confused::angry:
 
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A Texas man had the book thrown at him when he failed to return an overdue study guide to a local library, resulting in his being booked by police and slapped with a $200 fine, KWTX.com reported.

Jory C. Enck, of Copperas Cove in central Texas, was arrested Oct. 23 on an outstanding warrant after he allegedly failed to return a GED study guide that he checked out in 2010. He was released on a $200 bond and given a court date, in accordance with a local ordinance.

Copperas Cove City Municipal Judge Bill Price told KWTX that the law, which was passed almost four years ago, was intended to offset the cost of replacing library materials.

“No one wants to get arrested over a library book,” Price said. “The other side of that is people who go to our library and can’t have these materials, they’re put out, too.”

A person must have an overdue book checked out for at least 90 days and not be responding to phone calls or e-mails before the municipal court is notified, according to library policies.

"I guess that they have to have some way to enforce the rules at the library to return borrowed material, I think that's a little extreme personally and I'll certainly talk to the mayor to maybe get that changed," Copperas Cove resident Clyde Glosson told the station.

Copperas Cove Police Sgt. Julie Lehmann said an officer will make an arrest for overdue library materials, if during a routine stop or call, they discover an individual has an active warrant.

She told FoxNews.com that such arrests are not frequent, though they've happened before.

"It's not like this is the first time," she said.

Efforts by FoxNews.com to reach Enck on Thursday were not immediately successful, and it was not clear whether he had an attorney. The city did not immediately return a message for comment on Thursday afternoon.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/01/texas-man-reportedly-jailed-due-to-overdue-library-book/
 
My boy got into a fist fight with his 17 year old step son in the front yard. The boy told the cops that bro grabbed his nuts when he picked him up and slammed him. He's doing 20 years for Criminal Sexual Conduct. Boy tried to tell the truth during the trial, but the prosecutor said "he was coerced".

That is terrible. Its too bad that he even went to court in the first place, if he didnt show up in court, the state would not have been able to prosecute his step father
 
That is terrible. Its too bad that he even went to court in the first place, if he didnt show up in court, the state would not have been able to prosecute his step father

His mom had to raise 50k for an attorney for the appeal.
Meanwhile, his wife sold everything he owned and kept all the bread. 2 bikes, 3 cars, a pickup truck, the computers, tablets, tv's , jewelry, all that shit.
 
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