Got slobbed off in front of the house by a chick who baby father and kid was upstairs.. Funny cause she spit half the nut on the ground right on her sidewalk.. She was like omg I got to get some bleach and pour it on the ground b4 my babydady see it
Had a chick turn her kid stroller the other way while the child slept so that I could get slobbed outside and the baby not waking up seeing his mom doing the deed
Brought a psp over to let a lil kid play with it to keep him distracted while his sis slobbed me off in the bathroom.. This might happen several times
This happened to me, too. The baby moms was out on the car with me while her kids father was sleep with the kid in the house
It didnt go that well for me, though
No, I didn't get caught...and I also didn't Get Off. Meanwhile I heard Prince say, "Negative 1 positions in a 1 night stand"
I'm good with my hands. No, not that way.
I can make a woman cum very easily with my hands/fingers. I had to learn that because I am not putting my mouth on every chick, you dig?
So that night, this thick chick with humongous titties got into my Sportage and BLAU ripped open her shirt to show me the bosom God blessed her with. Nice big areolas too
I'm sucking on those titties like nom nom nom and she's stroking my dick. I'm thinking it was going be a good night
She pulls down her shorts and I start playing.
I'm sucking those nipples and after one minute- BOOM - the first orgasm comes and she screams out, then realizes we are right outside the house so she covers her mouth with her hand and finishes out the effect of the orgasm. I'm thinking, hell yeah.
I bit that nipple at precisely the time of the orgasm to give it the extra boost (do NOT do this with a woman with extra sensitive nipples. It will kill the party like Karen showed up)
A minute and a half later, "Oh God daaaaaa"
She clenched my shoulder with one hand, said damn the torpedoes, and forget trying to cover her mouth.
I had her so good she couldn't even say God. She just got the Guh guh guh like the stuttering boxer from Harlem Nights.
Orgasm #2
Man, I was counting those bitches like they do on the glory hole videos with chicks taking multiple nuts.
Two minutes later, "Shit! Shit shit shit shit...fuuuuuck"
Orgasm #3 hit and she's stomping on the floor of my Kia like she's trying to turn it into the Flintstones car.
She grabs my should harder then goes back to stuttering God's name.
But God couldn't save her. I was In Too Deep like that horrible movie with Omar Epps and LL Cool J.
She's moaning and gobbling like a turkey, Sorry Cube, but she was.
I worked my fingers to the right and found the swelling I was looking for.
Her legs spread wider and wider to let me in that spot so many women love.
I continued rubbing her clit with one hand and digging for gold with the other. I rubbed the swelling bubble inside her and it grew and grew.
I looked at her and her eyes grew like Ola Ray in the Thriller video.
She begged me to stop with her eyes and I shook my head no.
Please, her eyes pleaded, and again I shook my head seconds before...
"AYEEEEEEE! SHHhhhhhhhhhhhhit fuck. Oh shit, fuck guh guh guh dammmn"
Oh yes, bitch. Damn. Because her damn burst as soon as she said the words.
She squirted. Not a whole lot, but enough for me to be thankful she was sitting on her jacket.
I rubbed her clit so fast it was like a blur. I moved my other hand to the G-spot and she pounded the roof of my car. She let loose a scream so high pitched I swear I heard dogs barking a street over.
She started pounding on my back for me to stop but i ignored all that and went for the gusto.
Her hips rocked like I was fucking her and her back arched, relaxed then arched again. She kept repeating that move while her mouth made out words I had last heard from Chucky on Child's Play.
Then she went limp.
I looked at the clock in my car.
Eight minutes. I made this bitch cum 5 times in eight minutes.
Her eyes looked at me embarrassed and my face held a mischievous smirk.
I slid my finger out of her pussy and rubbed it on her shirt and she didn't notice.
"My turn," I said.
Then came a different kind of stuttering...the kind with an excuse masquerading as a reason she couldn't reciprocate.
"I gotta get back inside. I dont want my boyfriend to wake up and I'm not there."
"Aww nah. You gotta give me something."
Now comes the bullshit sheepish look we've all see women pull, while my face wore a mask of disgust.
"You came five times...in 8 minutes," I grumbled through my teeth.
She sighed and reached her hand over to give me the weakest handjob known to man, which after eleven seconds I knocked her hand away.
"Get the fuck out of my car."
She gave me that look of bewilderment while I struggled trying not to give her the Dr. Dre/Dee Barnes treatment.
I didn't let her get a word in
"Just...get...the fuck...out," I glowered and my eyes told her she had better move.
She closed my car door and I plugged in my Zune (Fuck y'all, it still works). I scrolled down to Spice-1. I needed to hear some angry music.
Spice-1 blared through my speakers from my 30-minute drive from Akron all the way to Medina.
A complete waste of my time. Five orgasms to zero. I got shut down.
I looked down at my phone when I got home and there was a text from her.
"I'm sorry."
I was going to go full Daffy Duck on her ass, but I just blocked her number and went on the house, blue balls and all.