What's the Biggest Lie you've ever told?

[bluskyII]

I often say I have things to do (when I am only going to surf the web or watch TV) to get off of the phone. Sometimes you just don't feel like talking and don't want to hurt people's feelings.

I told some real good lies to my mom's growing up. You had to remember the lie for at least 6 months to a year. She would often bring up a matter that she thought I lied about, but could not prove. Mom's was like a detective with the questioning and remembering details. Remembering all of the details became too difficult. I made a special effort to change my ways.

 

[DeSiRe]

WOW!!!

Hey are you talking about DECA (Business club)?

hell yea it was decca!!!!

Ok here's mine. .


When I was 16 I bought my first car. I had a little part-time job and I had saved for like a year to get this car. .

So my mom takes me to get the car. I'm all excited and as soon as I get it she's like, "Now you know there I gonna be rules to driving this car right . Just because it was your money doesn't mean a damn thing!"

So I was like. . . ok . . I knew that was coming anyway.

So the next day or so. . I'm trying to make plans to see my little boyfriend. I wasn't allowed to date, so I was trying to figure out what lie I could make up to take my car and go see him.

So I go to my mom and I'm like. . .

Chicute: Hey Ma!!!
Mama: Hi
Chicutie: How was your day?
Mama: Fine . You must want something
Chicutie: I don't want anything. I was just wondering if you could take me to the mall to return some clothes.
Mama: I'm tired. You can take your car up there. . . but come straight home.
Chicutie: Ok


So I'm like yes!!!!

I'm thinking I got at least 2 hours to go chill with him and come back right.

So I leave out. I get to a stop light and I'm fumbling with cds and shit. . messing with my cell phone. . totally ignoring traffic like a dumb ass. . .

And bammmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I smash into the car in front of me! I'm like . . .FUCK!!

Because not only did I hit the car in front of me. . . I get into the accident the total opposite direction of the mall. . . Like in a direction I could never justify being at. . .

So fast forward to me telling my mama about the accident on the phone. . .

Chicutie: Ma. . . I got into an accident. .
Mama: omg what happened? Are you ok?
Chicutie: I hit a car from behind. . yea I'm ok.
Mama: Well I'm glad you're ok. Where are you? I'm on my way. . .
Chicutie: *hesitates*. . . . I'm on 79th and Western. . .
Mama: What in the hell were you doing over there? That's not even on the way to the mall
Chicutie: Well. . . see what happened was. . . I was trying to make a left turn but traffic was so heavy that I couldn't so I made a right instead. So I went down hoping to make a right at Western and that's where the accident happened. . .
Mama: Oh. . . ok. . Well I'm on my way. .. .


She grilled my ass like 10 more times about the story. . .
Even made me explain on a map the exact sequence of things I did before I got into the accident. . .

She eventually ended up believing it. . . .

see what had happen was

 

[sean69]

Ok here's mine. .


When I was 16 I bought my first car. I had a little part-time job and I had saved for like a year to get this car. .

So my mom takes me to get the car. I'm all excited and as soon as I get it she's like, "Now you know there I gonna be rules to driving this car right . Just because it was your money doesn't mean a damn thing!"

So I was like. . . ok . . I knew that was coming anyway.

So the next day or so. . I'm trying to make plans to see my little boyfriend. I wasn't allowed to date, so I was trying to figure out what lie I could make up to take my car and go see him.

So I go to my mom and I'm like. . .

Chicute: Hey Ma!!!
Mama: Hi
Chicutie: How was your day?
Mama: Fine . You must want something
Chicutie: I don't want anything. I was just wondering if you could take me to the mall to return some clothes.
Mama: I'm tired. You can take your car up there. . . but come straight home.
Chicutie: Ok


So I'm like yes!!!!

I'm thinking I got at least 2 hours to go chill with him and come back right.

So I leave out. I get to a stop light and I'm fumbling with cds and shit. . messing with my cell phone. . totally ignoring traffic like a dumb ass. . .

And bammmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I smash into the car in front of me! I'm like . . .FUCK!!

Because not only did I hit the car in front of me. . . I get into the accident the total opposite direction of the mall. . . Like in a direction I could never justify being at. . .

So fast forward to me telling my mama about the accident on the phone. . .

Chicutie: Ma. . . I got into an accident. .
Mama: omg what happened? Are you ok?
Chicutie: I hit a car from behind. . yea I'm ok.
Mama: Well I'm glad you're ok. Where are you? I'm on my way. . .
Chicutie: *hesitates*. . . . I'm on 79th and Western. . .
Mama: What in the hell were you doing over there? That's not even on the way to the mall
Chicutie: Well. . . see what happened was. . . I was trying to make a left turn but traffic was so heavy that I couldn't so I made a right instead. So I went down hoping to make a right at Western and that's where the accident happened. . .
Mama: Oh. . . ok. . Well I'm on my way. .. .


She grilled my ass like 10 more times about the story. . .
Even made me explain on a map the exact sequence of things I did before I got into the accident. . .

She eventually ended up believing it. . . .

"Ay ..."

 

[IslandKing]

People in chat remember this. I faked an asthma attack during sex so dude would stop.

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[modagr8]

People in chat remember this. I faked an asthma attack during sex so dude would stop.

 

[bigirl]

No officer I don't have any weed.

 

[payday1]

I only have eyes for you!

 

[AristotlesOwn]

I'm not fucking my ex. In fact I'm not even communicating.

some smaller ones:

This is the best pussy ever.....

Nah, your friend ain't cute.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

I'm not fucking my ex. In fact I'm not even communicating.

some smaller ones:

This is the best pussy ever.....

Nah, your friend ain't cute.

 

[AristotlesOwn]

Main reason I stay out of relationships.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Main reason I stay out of relationships.

I can totally understand,but wow. I am still

 

[sean69]

I can totally understand,but wow. I am still

Coming from yo Asthma Attack Pump-Faking lookin ass ...

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Coming from yo Asthma Attack Pump-Faking lookin ass ...

I used that one time,fuck you sean

 

[Adam Knows]

People in chat remember this. I faked an asthma attack during sex so dude would stop.