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What's the Biggest Lie you've ever told?

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So, today I was in a writing mood and decided to go to this website I usually go to for writing prompts, and the one I picked today said to Write about the biggest lie you've ever told.

this is making me think... so my question to you guys...

What's the biggest lie you ever told??
 
sean69 said:
... that this thread is the shit! :yes:


j/k. :lol:
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Dont make me cut you :hmm::hmm:


Hhmmm... my biggest lie....

Told my current job I needed time off for a "personal family matter" (2 weeks) but I was really in the interviewing process for a career change... I didn't think they'd take to kindly to that...
 
The last lie I told was that it felt good and I came when in all actuality he just slobbered all over my pussy and wagged his tongue around my clit like a thirsty dog:smh:
 
I'll tell you when I'm about to cum...


Oh shit! Sorry.
..Felt so good that I couldn't talk...







(now whom is ignoring whom)
 
that i loved someone

i didn't love them
i loved how they made me feel but not the individual

when i told him and apologized(yeah im ridiculously honest) he pissed (rightfully so)


yup so i def learned from that situation
 
I told a retard girl that I was feeling her so I could get in good with her sister.

The sex was good though! :D Both of them! :lol:


I'm just kidding. I only had sex with the non retarded sister! :hmm:
 
LoneStar29 said:
The last lie I told was that it felt good and I came when in all actuality he just slobbered all over my pussy and wagged his tongue around my clit like a thirsty dog:smh:
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Another high fiving tall tail of a female lacking satisfaction courtesy our resident man hater. I am really glad your back.

Why not just tell the dude how you like it and get it done right?

:dunno:

You kill me with this shit. What's the one common factor in all your continuous bad sexual experiences? Think about.

Now who is the joke really on?


:(
 
Cleopatra_J said:
Dont make me cut you :hmm::hmm:


Hhmmm... my biggest lie....

Told my current job I needed time off for a "personal family matter" (2 weeks) but I was really in the interviewing process for a career change... I didn't think they'd take to kindly to that...
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You ol' pigtail-wearing, big lollipop licking softie. What a weak lie.
 
jucurious said:
that i loved someone

i didn't love them
i loved how they made me feel but not the individual

when i told him and apologized(yeah im ridiculously honest) he pissed (rightfully so)


yup so i def learned from that situation
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Damn you just lied:hmm:
 
SEXY_SCORPIO said:
People in chat remember this. I faked an asthma attack during sex so dude would stop.
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:hmm:

shanebp1978 said:
Another high fiving tall tail of a female lacking satisfaction courtesy our resident man hater. I am really glad your back.

Why not just tell the dude how you like it and get it done right?

:dunno:

You kill me with this shit. What's the one common factor in all your continuous bad sexual experiences? Think about.

Now who is the joke really on?

:(
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:eek: Bbbbbbrrrrrraaaaapppppp!!!!!!!!

LeroyDibiase said:
You ol' pigtail-wearing, big lollipop licking softie. What a weak lie.
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:lol:
 
Cleopatra_J said:
So, today I was in a writing mood and decided to go to this website I usually go to for writing prompts, and the one I picked today said to Write about the biggest lie you've ever told.

this is making me think... so my question to you guys...

What's the biggest lie you ever told??
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Imma tell u dis with all honesty, I find ur avi repulsive, really, see my facial expression :hmm:













:lol:
 
shanebp1978 said:
Another high fiving tall tail of a female lacking satisfaction courtesy our resident man hater. I am really glad your back.

Why not just tell the dude how you like it and get it done right?

:dunno:

You kill me with this shit. What's the one common factor in all your continuous bad sexual experiences? Think about.

Now who is the joke really on?


:(
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Damn, you extra moist.
 
BrownTurd said:
Damn you just lied:hmm:
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hahahaha @ ur exposed ass reachin


i was talkin about in context of me actually tellin him "hey u know what i don't love u and apologize for leading u on to believe that i do blah blah blah"

so yeah

keep it movin el turdo lol
 
I don't know any woman that hasn't faked at least one orgasm. It's just easier that way sometimes. There are men that say the head/pussy was GREAT when it wasn't, just to keep the peace. Both genders are equally guilty of it. It also depends on the type of relationship that you have with the person you're sleeping with...
 
i generally dont like to lie...but here is some of my best work:

when i was in high school i was part of this marketing club...and every year we would have regional meetings in dallas where all the local schools would come

we would always stay overnight in a hotel

at the time i was dating this older dude (i was 17 years old at the time)...and told him where we were staying so he could get a room here too

we had a curfew at 12am

so what i did was make sure i was in my room by 12am to get checked in...then i left at 4am to go to his room

i guess someone noticed and told the teacher

the next week at school the assistant princpal and advisor pulled me in the office and asked where i went

ON THE SPOT...this is what i came up with:

ive been on this workout regimen and i went to the gym downstairs to workout. i didnt want to miss a day and i didnt want any of my peers to know because im very subconscious about it (i even cried :lol:)

there was also a rumor that i had a condom (which i did)...and they asked me about

again....ON THE SPOT:

my mom makes me always carry condoms in case im in a situation where i get rapped...its always good to have them just in case

they bought it :D
 
DeSiRe said:
i generally dont like to lie...but here is some of my best work:

when i was in high school i was part of this marketing club...and every year we would have regional meetings in dallas where all the local schools would come

we would always stay overnight in a hotel

at the time i was dating this older dude (i was 17 years old at the time)...and told him where we were staying so he could get a room here too

we had a curfew at 12am

so what i did was make sure i was in my room by 12am to get checked in...then i left at 4am to go to his room

i guess someone noticed and told the teacher

the next week at school the assistant princpal and advisor pulled me in the office and asked where i went

ON THE SPOT...this is what i came up with:

ive been on this workout regimen and i went to the gym downstairs to workout. i didnt want to miss a day and i didnt want any of my peers to know because im very subconscious about it (i even cried :lol:)

there was also a rumor that i had a condom (which i did)...and they asked me about

again....ON THE SPOT:

my mom makes me always carry condoms in case im in a situation where i get rapped...its always good to have them just in case

they bought it :D
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

WOW!!!

Hey are you talking about DECA (Business club)?
 
Ok here's mine. .


When I was 16 I bought my first car. I had a little part-time job and I had saved for like a year to get this car. .

So my mom takes me to get the car. I'm all excited and as soon as I get it she's like, "Now you know there I gonna be rules to driving this car right :hmm:. Just because it was your money doesn't mean a damn thing!:hmm:"

So I was like. . . ok :dunno:. . I knew that was coming anyway.

So the next day or so. . I'm trying to make plans to see my little boyfriend. I wasn't allowed to date, so I was trying to figure out what lie I could make up to take my car and go see him.

So I go to my mom and I'm like. . .

Chicute: Hey Ma!!! :)
Mama: Hi :hmm:
Chicutie: How was your day? :)
Mama: Fine :hmm:. You must want something :hmm:
Chicutie: I don't want anything. I was just wondering if you could take me to the mall to return some clothes.
Mama: I'm tired. You can take your car up there. . . but come straight home.
Chicutie: Ok :D


So I'm like yes!!!! :dance:

I'm thinking I got at least 2 hours to go chill with him and come back right.

So I leave out. I get to a stop light and I'm fumbling with cds and shit. . messing with my cell phone. . totally ignoring traffic like a dumb ass. . .

And bammmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I smash into the car in front of me! I'm like :eek:. . .FUCK!!

Because not only did I hit the car in front of me. . . I get into the accident the total opposite direction of the mall. . . Like in a direction I could never justify being at. . .:smh: :lol:

So fast forward to me telling my mama about the accident on the phone. . .

Chicutie: Ma. . . I got into an accident. .
Mama: :eek: omg what happened? Are you ok?
Chicutie: I hit a car from behind. . yea I'm ok.
Mama: Well I'm glad you're ok. Where are you? I'm on my way. . .
Chicutie: *hesitates*. . . . I'm on 79th and Western. . .
Mama: What in the hell were you doing over there? That's not even on the way to the mall :angry:
Chicutie: Well. . . see what happened was. . . I was trying to make a left turn but traffic was so heavy that I couldn't so I made a right instead. So I went down hoping to make a right at Western and that's where the accident happened. . .
Mama: Oh. . . ok. . :confused::hmm: Well I'm on my way. .. .


She grilled my ass like 10 more times about the story. . .
Even made me explain on a map the exact sequence of things I did before I got into the accident. . .:lol::lol::lol:

She eventually ended up believing it. . . . :smh::lol:
 
PrincessC said:
I don't know any woman that hasn't faked at least one orgasm. It's just easier that way sometimes. There are men that say the head/pussy was GREAT when it wasn't, just to keep the peace. Both genders are equally guilty of it. It also depends on the type of relationship that you have with the person you're sleeping with...
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well u know one now lol...i have never faked one...and there have been instances in which i could have but nerp...i refuse lol
 

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