What's the best household sexual lubricant?

Jo girl why are you even bothering, guy just seems to want that flavoured oil.:smh:


He must be a young one he deleted a question to me asking me my age and wanting to know how long I have been sexually active:smh: I guess that had something to do with the topic :dunno:

Mmmm...when you bring that up, YES, he must be young...:smh:

Who asks someone ON HERE how long they have been sexually active?!? Boo on that!
 
pussy juice :confused:

:yes:

Or WD-40 in a pinch. Or, OP, you might wanna try some hydrochloric acid if you have it. Rub it all on your shit. The tingling sensation means it's working.

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DO NOT put foreign ish into your female companion's vagina. If you really care about her let her wash up. Selfishness is a sad state man. :smh:

WOW...:smh: amazed but not shocked :smh:


the end.



if she's not fresh them oils wont maker her any fresher:confused:
that's almost like cologne over dirt as opposed to a shower before going out.

whatever. good luck though

i love showering when i get home especially when i know im gonna be fuckin
 
Gotta agree with the ladies and some of the other dudes, if your lady wants to wash first, let her wash. You might not see it as selfish but it is. But you can talk to her about this 15-20 min. shower business. That's a long time to be scrubbing up.
 
back in the mid 80's a friend of mines used some curl activator to fuck one of the neighborhood toss ups. i bet she had some soft ass pussy hairs.:rolleyes::puke::confused:
 
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Or WD-40 in a pinch. Or, OP, you might wanna try some hydrochloric acid if you have it. Rub it all on your shit. The tingling sensation means it's working.

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:lol: Ok.. . . HCl will take your damn skin off. I have a couple marks on my arm to prove it. You bogus as hell.. . .
 
:lol: Ok.. . . HCl will take your damn skin off. I have a couple marks on my arm to prove it. You bogus as hell.. . .

Little Timmy had a drink, but he will drink no more,
Cuz what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

CHEMISTRY RAWKS!!!!

Don't call me bogus. That was good advice.
 
Little Timmy had a drink, but he will drink no more,
Cuz what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

CHEMISTRY RAWKS!!!!

Don't call me bogus. That was good advice.

:lol: That's fucked up. . . Lil Timmy sippin on that sulfuric acid. . . no longer has an esophagus. . . LMAOOOO

You still bogus. . .
 
I got your bogus, science nerd. Don't make me whup you by osmosis.

Oh whatever. . . I'm the high concentration baby and you're the low . . You're just wanna be like me. . . haha

And how you callin me a nerd. . . you're the one recommending HCl. . . trying to mess somebody's p. . up :smh:
 
This whole thing is silly. Just get in the shower with her and handle tha sh** yourself. I wash and shave my woman to keep it the way I like it. Forplay at its best! She loves it and when I'm finished she's ready to put in the overtime!
 
Oh whatever. . . I'm the high concentration baby and you're the low . . You're just wanna be like me. . . haha

And how you callin me a nerd. . . you're the one recommending HCl. . . trying to mess somebody's p. . up :smh:

Listen up Bill Nye, you ain't on my level when it comes to this. Just cause you know how to make a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar don't mean nothing. Don't get an Erlenmeyer flask shoved where the sun don't shine. :lol::lol:
 
Listen up Bill Nye, you ain't on my level when it comes to this. Just cause you know how to make a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar don't mean nothing. Don't get an Erlenmeyer flask shoved where the sun don't shine. :lol::lol:

What. . . Mr. Dibiase. . . I will turn up my Bunsen burner and torch dat ass. . .

:lol:
 
Milky, can you do me a hot one and take care of my lightweight??? Chicutie is outside her paygrade. Thanks!

You know you're my boo, but I'm out of that one. All this talk about HCL, flasks, and Bunsen burners reminds me of the daunting semester I have ahead.
 

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I hope some of ya'll are playing around. FYI for those who do not know:
Anything oil based will make a condom more prone to breaking. No baby oil, corn oil, sunflower oil, olive oil, mineral oil, suntan oil or lotion, peanut oil, petroleum jelly, hand cream or lotions.

Anything that is silicone or water based is good to go.
 
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I hope some of ya'll are playing around. FYI for those who do not know:
Anything oil based will make a condom more prone to breaking. No baby oil, corn oil, sunflower oil, olive oil, mineral oil, suntan oil or lotion, peanut oil, petroleum jelly, hand cream or lotions.

Anything that is silicone or water based is good to go.

Sin sadly enough I do NOT think they are hun.

I mean the OP is a perfect example of this. Shameful that some men love to get all up in punani yet know nothing of it. :smh:

Teach the wayward sis.
 
Sin sadly enough I do NOT think they are hun.

I mean the OP is a perfect example of this. Shameful that some men love to get all up in punani yet know nothing of it. :smh:

Teach the wayward sis.

Look at how hostile you are, I can't really say that I'm feeling you. I miss Femme.

DO NOT put foreign ish into your female companion's vagina. If you really care about her let her wash up. Selfishness is a sad state man.

WOW... amazed but not shocked

Like my girl is a helpless fawn. If I used something during sex that agitated her she would let me know. Moreover, if she wants to wash up she will, how can I stop her? You're on some bullshit, and you really don't make any sense.

Do I really have to give a tutorial on how the vagina works? There are a lot of those oils etc out there that can affect the female chemical balance.If you must use lubricants be sure to get something water based.

I buy all of my sexual products from Lion's Den. All of the edible sensual warming oils that I have are water based. Why would you assume otherwise? Still, you don't have to give me a tutorial on how the vagina works. As long as I'm with her, that's my woman's job.

I don't know what happened to her, but like I said I miss Femme. You are a very poor moderator. You're very hostile and unwelcoming. If I berated you, like you deserve, I don't doubt that you'd use your Mod status to try to have me banned.

I would like to post here more often but I don't because of you. You suck (in the bad way).
 
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Put a table spoon of Virgin Coconut Oil in a bowl and microwave it for 45 seconds and then have a ball. It smells, taste and feels so good. I actually use it like lotion all over especially before I get with a woman and it drives them wild. Plus, it is good at improving circulation as for a number of other health benefits. Checked it out ladies and gents. Peace and Love.
 
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Look at how hostile you are, I can't really say that I'm feeling you. I miss Femme.



Like my girl is a helpless fawn. If I used something during sex that agitated her she would let me know. Moreover, if she wants to wash up she will, how can I stop her? You're on some bullshit, and you really don't make any sense.



I buy all of my sexual products from Lion's Den. All of the edible sensual warming oils that I have are water based. Why would you assume otherwise? Still, you don't have to give me a tutorial on how the vagina works. As long as I'm with her, that's my woman's job.

I don't know what happened to her, but like I said I miss Femme. You are a very poor moderator. You're very hostile and unwelcoming. If I berated you, like you deserve, I don't doubt that you'd use your Mod status to try to have me banned.

I would like to post here more often but I don't because of you. You suck (in the bad way).


Hold up give me a second to shed a tear or two.....:hmm:
 
Look at how hostile you are, I can't really say that I'm feeling you. I miss Femme.

Like my girl is a helpless fawn. If I used something during sex that agitated her she would let me know. Moreover, if she wants to wash up she will, how can I stop her? You're on some bullshit, and you really don't make any sense.

I buy all of my sexual products from Lion's Den. All of the edible sensual warming oils that I have are water based. Why would you assume otherwise? Still, you don't have to give me a tutorial on how the vagina works. As long as I'm with her, that's my woman's job.

I don't know what happened to her, but like I said I miss Femme. You are a very poor moderator. You're very hostile and unwelcoming. If I berated you, like you deserve, I don't doubt that you'd use your Mod status to try to have me banned.

I would like to post here more often but I don't because of you. You suck (in the bad way).

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: CHURRRRRRRRRRRRCH
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