What would you do in this situation?

Look Homie, you dodged a bullet. So you should celebrate that. Take your coat, and walk out and do a happy dance in the street.

But, don't let her get away with shit. Take her to small claims court for your ring. You aren't being petty for asking for your property back. Let the new Negro put his ring on it. She doesn't come up off of you... Hell to the no!
 
I gave my ex-fiancé a cubic zirconium engagement ring. Gold ring w/ the cubic cost me $300.

Not that I was nervous at the time that we would not make it, but she loses EVERYTHING!!!

Sure enough, Thanksgiving comes, she lost the ring in the trash. We had to carefully dump out all the nasty ass trash to find it.

Sure enough, trip to see my father's house, she left the ring at my Dad's house and didn't know where she left it.

I was hoping that they didn't find it. Step-Mother called and they found it under a bed.

We broke up a year after being engaged. Soooooooooooo glad I didn't shell out big bucks for a real diamond.

She never noticed that it was a fake. I'm sure that goofy bitch went to sell it and they were like....ummmmmm, ma'am.
 
Look Homie, you dodged a bullet. So you should celebrate that. Take your coat, and walk out and do a happy dance in the street.

But, don't let her get away with shit. Take her to small claims court for your ring. You aren't being petty for asking for your property back. Let the new Negro put his ring on it. She doesn't come up off of you... Hell to the no!
Would the court system considered the ring a gift?
 
I gave my ex-fiancé a cubic zirconium engagement ring. Gold ring w/ the cubic cost me $300.

Not that I was nervous at the time that we would not make it, but she loses EVERYTHING!!!

Sure enough, Thanksgiving comes, she lost the ring in the trash. We had to carefully dump out all the nasty ass trash to find it.

Sure enough, trip to see my father's house, she left the ring at my Dad's house and didn't know where she left it.

I was hoping that they didn't find it. Step-Mother called and they found it under a bed.

We broke up a year after being engaged. Soooooooooooo glad I didn't shell out big bucks for a real diamond.

She never noticed that it was a fake. I'm sure that goofy bitch went to sell it and they were like....ummmmmm, ma'am.

Delete this

Write the script around this incident around your standard black romantic comedy

Thank me later
 
They very well could.

But, he could say something like it was contractual. My ring was given to her under the condition that we were going to be married.

No marriage, no ring. It'll be under interpretation for sure.

I believe damn near every state a broken engagement is considered a broken contract

She HAS to give the ring back or pay for it.
 
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Man, I don't know how she couldn't tell that it was not a real diamond. It was a full carat and flawless.....lol.

Just glad she didn't take to get appraised while we were together.

Hold on hold on

FORGET ABOUT HER...

HER GIRLFRIENDS AND FEMALE RELATIVES COULDN'T TELL EITHER!!

where the hell did you get it from???

We need to know!

You SURE it wasn't real?
 
Hold on hold on

FORGET ABOUT HER...

HER GIRLFRIENDS AND FEMALE RELATIVES COULDN'T TELL EITHER!!

where the hell did you get it from???

We need to know!

You SURE it wasn't real?

I paid like $80 bucks for it from a small jeweler. The ring cost more....lol

I think her and her friends knew I had the scratch to afford a nice diamond, so maybe they just thought a shelled out a few bucks to get her a really nice ring.

I would've replaced it after a few years of being married, but right off the bat, no way I spending thousands and end up like dude in that video.

Talking to my cheap ass father, who is a millionaire BTW, he was like, don't get her shit!!! Just propose and ya'll be happy for a while and use any ring money on a bangin' honeymoon or something. He is frugal AKA cheap as they come on some things.
 
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seriously though, how can you say "I CAN'T love you?" Either you do or you don't. So out the box she's flakey.

Second, you will be giving me the ring back. This has been taken to court many times and if you don't go through with the marriage it's considered fraud.
He's stupid for saying keep the ring.

And, yes, I am Josh. She fine asf and I just had to murder that kitty. Sorry, mayne.
 
So he was always the silver medal in her eyes. If Mr gold Josh never shows up she’s happy with second place but if gold was able to be in her presence she’s dumping mr silver in a heartbeat
 
I gave my ex-fiancé a cubic zirconium engagement ring. Gold ring w/ the cubic cost me $300.

Not that I was nervous at the time that we would not make it, but she loses EVERYTHING!!!

Sure enough, Thanksgiving comes, she lost the ring in the trash. We had to carefully dump out all the nasty ass trash to find it.

Sure enough, trip to see my father's house, she left the ring at my Dad's house and didn't know where she left it.

I was hoping that they didn't find it. Step-Mother called and they found it under a bed.

We broke up a year after being engaged. Soooooooooooo glad I didn't shell out big bucks for a real diamond.

She never noticed that it was a fake. I'm sure that goofy bitch went to sell it and they were like....ummmmmm, ma'am.
Damn , that shit was silky smoove bruh....


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Look Homie, you dodged a bullet. So you should celebrate that. Take your coat, and walk out and do a happy dance in the street.

But, don't let her get away with shit. Take her to small claims court for your ring. You aren't being petty for asking for your property back. Let the new Negro put his ring on it. She doesn't come up off of you... Hell to the no!
Aint no court, im walking up outta there with my ring
 
Broke off an engagement sorta like this back in the mid 90s. I proposed to her while at the movies. We went to see Booty Call. Bitch kept nagging me telling me about her girl, who was a hoe, just got engaged and they been together for a shorter time than me and her. I was like damn ok, we getting married.

Spent $1200 on a rang and gave it to her. Couple months later, called her up and told her, I didn't want to marry her. And that I didn't want to continue the relationship.

Damn can't remember if I got the ring back. Don't think I did. Best decision I ever made. Nagging hoe. Bye!
 
There is already a short story about something similar.....I remember reading it in elementary school.

Yes, but his version is modern and adds a layer of modern day materialistic sensibilities with a dark humor twist to the romantic comedy and slap stick almost farcical element.

Having her be the protagonist throughout constantly going through an almost Odysseus level of trials to keep the ring.

@Deezz may have to borrow this story
 
Yes, but his version is modern and adds a layer of modern day materialistic sensibilities with a dark humor twist to the romantic comedy and slap stick almost farcical element.

Having her be the protagonist throughout constantly going through an almost Odysseus level of trials to keep the ring.

@Deezz may have to borrow this story
Of course!
 
Yes, but his version is modern and adds a layer of modern day materialistic sensibilities with a dark humor twist to the romantic comedy and slap stick almost farcical element.

Having her be the protagonist throughout constantly going through an almost Odysseus level of trials to keep the ring.

@Deezz may have to borrow this story
This was 15 years ago. That relationship ended with a bang!
 
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