What Was The Worst Job You Ever Had??

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

This is y i dont do that bullshit feel me ...ive had the same job since i was11 yrs old, thats bein on the block keepin it 100 and makin more cake than any one in here feel me. most of yall dont have the heart to do wat i do so keep breakin yall back for chump change.

dude selling your azz is NOT cool especially at an early age, even if its on da block, and you makin cake!!!



because if you talking about slingin, your a retard and your time is coming, trust me, a matter of time before you become a victim of a snitch, or piss a chick off, but the bottom line, slingin is a suckers game....

unless you big doggie, and if you were big doggie you wouldnt be on here

on some fantasy shyt, because real big doggies and fishies, have people around them, to let them know, you dont insinutate shyt about how you get paper.

if anything you try your best to sound legit.....

no offense homie, but if YOUR in the game, you have to be a nickle, dimer...

bragging in cyber space....

authentic big doggies, just dont have time to brag like that on a porn messageboard......


but dont let me ruin your delusion...

their are some real big fishies up here, but you just dont come off as one of them....

and if you are doing the same thing, since eleven, your not too bright...

evolve in the game homie...


you should have been way legit by now!!!!!

 

[Blackmayne]

This is y i dont do that bullshit feel me ...ive had the same job since i was11 yrs old, thats bein on the block keepin it 100 and makin more cake than any one in here feel me. most of yall dont have the heart to do wat i do so keep breakin yall back for chump change.

fast forward one year you will be on your stomach getting assplowed!

fuckin clown!

 

[Kevin Spacey]

burger world

 

[datu rocc]

While in college, I had a job (for about a week) at a text message company. People would call in and verbally tell you what kind of text message they wanted to leave on someone's pager. This shit was the worst...even though some of the messages being left were funny as hell. Imagine reading back, "You thought that you were the shit, but you ain't worth shit you no good motherfucker"...is that correct ma'am...LOL

that shit made me laugh.

 

[datu rocc]

when i was 18 i worked a roofing job for about a month..it was with my girlfriend's dad..at 7am he would crack open a fifth of gin and drink and drive to the job site. he use to fuck up shit and have me talk to the home owner like it was my fault. after about 2 weeks i was doing 70% of the work. I said fuck it and quit..he then talked me into comming back..i worked for another week until this mofo wanted me to work on top of an elevator shaft on a 12 story building without any safety straps.

ouch. now thats some sweatshop bullshit right there.

 

[Pitchdogg]

"tobacca" field work sucked, hotter then hell and backbreaking. In 1992 it paid 8 dollars an hours cash. It was a good gig for earning some change for some hot school clothes.

I remember working as a dishwasher at chinese restaurant. I wanted to quit so I set up the okie doke. I dumped a mop bucket on the floor, grabbed a stack of platters and dropped them muthafuckas on the floor. Soon as the crash alerted someone, I fell to the floor, acting like i was in pain. The boss asked me if I was okay, and I said no. Now with me working for cash money, the boss had no choice but to let me go or I would sue. Glad the plan worked I hated working there and it exposed how filthy chinese restaurants truly are.

Oh yeah i did the recruiting thing too in the Marines. That job sucked all the way around. Working 16 hour days, 6 days a week, and cold calling. Nothing would fuck your day up better than cold calling someone off a calling list and have their parent say that dude is dead!

 

[ManowarSSS]

I'm another victim of UPS...it takes a special type of person to last there

 

[jday432]

this summer I was doing roofing n makin decent money like $15.00/hr then my boss fell off a ladder n hurt his back so i had to resort to going door to door setting up appointments for home improvements for $7.15/hr, would just get dropped off for hours n walk around different hoods knocking doors. Got fired n re hired a couple times but it was money n my pockets

 

[datu rocc]

Worked for a company sorting and displaying raw animal pelts and fur for coat manufacturers. Pay was CDN$20 an hour - full time-. Had to tag and rack hundreds of skins in rooms the size of basketball courts. The place was completely chlorinated and smelled of bleach but just could not breathe in that place. I was just completely amazed at the endless number of animals that were killed to supply the rich with a fashion statement. I was only twenty at the time but saw firsthand that there was something truly perverse in the way white people had organized their shit. I also learned something about myself and that is that there were somethings that I could not do for money. To me at that time it seemed that the world had been stripped bare of its wildlife as the amount of skins we had just seemed to me so obviously insane, and destuctive. In a word, evil.

damn, that was a good read. thanks for telling your story.

 

[datu rocc]

dude selling your azz is NOT cool especially at an early age, even if its on da block, and you makin cake!!!



because if you talking about slingin, your a retard and your time is coming, trust me, a matter of time before you become a victim of a snitch, or piss a chick off, but the bottom line, slingin is a suckers game....

unless you big doggie, and if you were big doggie you wouldnt be on here

on some fantasy shyt, because real big doggies and fishies, have people around them, to let them know, you dont insinutate shyt about how you get paper.

if anything you try your best to sound legit.....

no offense homie, but if YOUR in the game, you have to be a nickle, dimer...

bragging in cyber space....

authentic big doggies, just dont have time to brag like that on a porn messageboard......


but dont let me ruin your delusion...

their are some real big fishies up here, but you just dont come off as one of them....

and if you are doing the same thing, since eleven, your not too bright...

evolve in the game homie...


you should have been way legit by now!!!!!

pwned

 

[RUDY RAYYY MO]

the worst job ever b/c, after 2 weeks of full-time work...I made $76! I make that shit in like 5 hours at my job now!

Damn dawg u got raped only 76 bucks after two weeks,now I see why mofos be shooting up there jobs

 

[knightmelodic]

puttin' the tips on shoelaces...

 

[MikeD95]

Mine is nowhere near as spectacular as it wasn't so bad as much as it was tortuously boring.......Telemarketing.

It was an after school job I had in which we contacted credit card holders about opportunities for Accidental Death and Dismemberment Insurance around the time most families are settling in for dinner (yep got cussed out on occassion). It was already a challenge as far as the subject matter....."Well ma'am if you happen to lose an arm or a leg or both rest assurred knowing you'll still have some 'piece' of mind...". I was bored to tears.....the office building was bland as it gets and I watched the clock every minute compounding the boredom. When it was time to go I was just glad to have made it through another day. To make matters even worse (for those that enjoyed/were good at it/depended on it as a main source of income) they would tell us at different times we couldn't make calls/system down and we would have to go home. Finally they said they were laying off and I acted slightly dismayed but was truly relieved.

They didn't pay worth a damn but that one year helped me save up about 1-2k which FAMU ate up in one semester with the out of state tuition fee. I have a respect for telemarketers so I don't hang up on them like a lot of folks I know....But I could never do that again.

 

[O.Red]

puttin' the tips on shoelaces...

That sounds like some tedious ass shit...

 

[BRUHA]

this summer I was doing roofing n makin decent money like $15.00/hr then my boss fell off a ladder n hurt his back so i had to resort to going door to door setting up appointments for home improvements for $7.15/hr, would just get dropped off for hours n walk around different hoods knocking doors. Got fired n re hired a couple times but it was money n my pockets

While I was in college, a few cats I knew started doing that shit. They HATED it.

 

[DLateshow]

The worst job I ever had was working for a cabinet company. All the cabinets where built on a assembly line but I worked at the very end of the line. I had to pick them up and load them a 55 foot trailer. Shit was straight physical labor. You could not slack because the line only stopped at break time. If you slacked your shit would pile up and fall off the conveyor belt and nothing stopped the belt. To top if off the trailers where 130 degrees in the summer and had ice hanging from the top during the winter. We worked 6 days a week and I always had money because my ass was to tired to spend it. Shit was worse than UPS. The only good thing is that I was cut like a mofo from lifting all those dam cabinets. Shit made UPS and Fedex look easy. We would take bets on how long a ninja would last.

Dlateshow

 

[Tony Soprano]

Man... you couldnt have said it any better.. im still doing it and its the WORST job ever. Its not so much physical but psychological. I work in the hood and I have to go through some much trash talking and disrespect that I dont even say anything anymore. I just say the total and hand them there change. no thank you, goodbye, how are you doing, or anything. im just mute. Its mentally draining and its sad because Ive had a few customers get upset because of that but they just dont see the other side. People just cant buy their shit and leave.. enough ranting.

What made working there even worse was my lazy, unreliable co-workers. When I would work the 2:30pm-10:30pm shift, the person who was to relieve me was supposed to show up at 10pm.

This fuckin cunt I had to work with didn't show up until like 10:25 or 10:30 every goddamn night. So because she was late, I would always have to wait until she got her register set-up and everything, and I wouldn't end up getting out of there until almost 11:00. And you know what the kicker was? SHE LIVED DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE GAS STATION!!!

 

[Thick Johnson]

At 23 years old too.

Worked for about two weeks (to make rent) cussed the manager for disrespect and rolled.


Whats real fucked up is I saw a dude I graduated with recently Cashier at Wendys.(Not manager)

I was hopin he didn't recognize me.

If I was working fast food @40 I wouldn't want to see no one I knew.

Shit is rough out here you gotta do what you gotta do.

Sometimes that extra job might hold your shit down.

Sad though.

 

[bigmanfromchi]

It's a two-part answer (sorry)........1) a summer job I had working at the McDonald's at 114th & Halsted in Chicago (completely sucked ass; quit after about 3 weeks to look for something else, and 2) a part-time job I had when I was in college as a grocery clerk at the Kroger store at Peachtree and Piedmont in Atlanta (same deal as the previous job mentioned).

 

[Dr. Truth]

I worked at Macy's In Manhattan during the holidays when I was 19 needed some loot before I went back to college. Worst job EVER.

 

[TonguedawgQue]

I took a temp while I was wating on my bar results...I was sweeping the floor. Dust, rat shit, dead spiders....The shit was the worst.

 

[dwnsouth]

temp agency is like playing russian roulette....


Once they sent me to a water park to assist this man and woman work crew asemble pieces of a slide. No real issue until day 3 when white dude said he was going to put me in a cage and crane so we could start the assembly in the air....fuck that...

Worked at a milk bottling plant. Shit was less than a mile from where i was staying at the time. +12 hour days, with 1 day off...i think. loading 12 and 16 packs of those small bottles of milk onto a pallet with no gloves. Then you had to also feed the bottle machine with plastic bottles so it wouldnt run empty. Then for some dumb ass reason, the shifts would switch from day to night for a week at a time?!? I would get off work, go home, eat, sleep, get about an hour to my think and it was back to work. What was more fucked up is that them dudes there thought the job was the shit. They new the game and that my position was always a temp to hire spot. They asked me over and over to let them know in advance if I was going to quit. Needless to say I gave it a soild week and let them know this shit was not for me....

^^^found out how chocolate milk is made...even made a few thousand gallons while i was there.

 

[poetic]

FED FUCKING EX......Short hours quote on quote good pay...we had boss that didn't give a shit..and on top of that they changed up like every three months..so you could never get used to one of them talking shit...you were paid for 4 or like 5hours but you always worked twice as hard...we fucked up packages on the regular...overcharged people for light packages that couldnt be read on the scales. Most of the new guys after two or three days quit b/c the work was to hard...I PASSED our in the back of the trailer one day...ended up with sever back strain and getting fired b/c of it..Fedex dosent give a shit about you or your packages...i'd rather this UPS or DHL..plus the unemployment check i havent received for 5 to four months missed work

 

[THA ILLEST]

My first Job ......

 

[Duende]

When i was a freshman in college, I worked for a company whose goal was to get college students to sign up for credit cards. We would basically go to college campuses, dressed in a suit and tie, and tell kids any and everything to get them to fill out the application for a discover or visa card. They would tell us to lie, deceive, do whatever it took to get kids to sign up, using thier SSNs and addresses. 90% of them would then get a card with a high ass interest rate a few weeks later. With the females we would flirt to get them to fill it out, and with the guys, we would tell him that "it's just a survey type deal", knowing that we was lying our asses off. The "pay" was good, we got 2 dollars for every completed app, and after a week of working there i had gotten over 800 peope signed up. I quit though, because morality kicked in, and my conscience told me that I was contributing to fucking up peoples credit.

Worst part: I never went to go pick up my check.

 

[SloPoke]

When I was 18, I took a job as the "custodial engineer" at a peepshow. I was young and it sounded good, but the 9 bucks an hour should have triggered something. I fixed basic stuff, and when 12am came............they gave me a mop, and a bucket, and said I have to mob up customer "trash". When I saw all the "trash" that nasty ass customers leave...........I told my boss that I would clean it after my break. I went on break, and I am still on it. I didn't even go back for my check.

 

[LennyNero1972]

FED FUCKING EX......Short hours quote on quote good pay...we had boss that didn't give a shit..and on top of that they changed up like every three months..so you could never get used to one of them talking shit...you were paid for 4 or like 5hours but you always worked twice as hard...we fucked up packages on the regular...overcharged people for light packages that couldnt be read on the scales. Most of the new guys after two or three days quit b/c the work was to hard...I PASSED our in the back of the trailer one day...ended up with sever back strain and getting fired b/c of it..Fedex dosent give a shit about you or your packages...i'd rather this UPS or DHL..plus the unemployment check i havent received for 5 to four months missed work

Co-sign on FedEx. Hillbilly cracker denied me $50 raise because he said he didn't see me work hard enough we only worked 2-5 goddamned hours a night!!!!! After that I was like fuck him and fuck that job!!!!!

 

[Thick Johnson]

When I was 18, I took a job as the "custodial engineer" at a peepshow. I was young and it sounded good, but the 9 bucks an hour should have triggered something. I fixed basic stuff, and when 12am came............they gave me a mop, and a bucket, and said I have to mob up customer "trash". When I saw all the "trash" that nasty ass customers leave...........I told my boss that I would clean it after my break. I went on break, and I am still on it. I didn't even go back for my check.

Wow!

I have seen Mexican women with that job and felt sorry for them.

 

[Duende]

I have a homeboy who worked at a rice factory patting big ass bags of rice with his bare hands before 500 pound flatteners press them down and try to compress them. Paid like 11 an hour. 7 years ago

 

[a2smooth]

worked in a food warehouse 1st. it's -5 degrees an it was 12hr shifts an 2nd it was the weekend shift sat,sun,mon 7pm to 7am

 

[Lola]

Hmmph...I got all you niggas beat.

Fuckin lumber yard on Lawrenceville Hwy called BMSC. Shit was a temp job. Shit was 16,17 years ago but I'll neva forget that shit. Sometimes I drive by that mufucka now and just spit out the window when I pass by that mufucka. I almost lost both my legs at that bitch. Shit was on some modern day slavery. Anyway. You had to be to that bitch at 5 in the mornin or some shit like that. It was before the sun came up. Now the yard as they called it has no shade. And the office is all glass 2 stories high overlookin the yard. So it ain't no slouchin off. This was some 5.50 and hour shit. And the temp co. couldn't keep workers out there because niggas would go out there and work half a day and quit.lol I needed the money tho.

So the sun is beamin like a mufucka all fuckin day and you basically puttin lumber on forklifts and shit like that. Now dig this. They got train tracks that run thru there cause trains bring in the lumber and you have to unload the train cars. So this big fat dude used to tell us from first day he got there "Man I ain't built for this shit!" We be like what. He'd say "Labor nigga...fuck this shit!" So dude would come to work, clock in, first chance he get he would go thru a hole in the fence and walk up to Northlake Mall and chill all day, then come back in the afternoon.lol

So we out here bustin our asses. So one day I was like fuck this I'ma just take a long break. I found a spot over by the fence and a train car was sittin there so it made good shade. So I sit down on the fuckin track next to the fuckin train car wheel facin the yard so I could see if anybody headin my way then I could sneak on back out there.

So I'm chillin. I ain't thinkin bout the car movin cuz it ain't a fuckin engine and the trains come in in the afternoon and blow horns and all that shit. Man I'm sittin there for about a good 30 minutes just giddy cuz I found the perfect spot. Then I hear a squeak and look around. Another squeak. Few minutes later the fuckin car starts movin and I'm sittin right next to the fuckin wheel. This shit took off without makin a fuckin sound. I just happened to catch the fuckin wheel move out the corner of my eye.

Man I jumped out from under that bitch on some Jackin Chan shit. I don't think I ever moved that fast in my life. Then I stood there while the car started movin, heart beatin faster than a mufucka realizin I almost lost my legs for 5.50 an hour.

THIS IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lola]

Worked for a company sorting and displaying raw animal pelts and fur for coat manufacturers. Pay was CDN$20 an hour - full time-. Had to tag and rack hundreds of skins in rooms the size of basketball courts. The place was completely chlorinated and smelled of bleach but just could not breathe in that place. I was just completely amazed at the endless number of animals that were killed to supply the rich with a fashion statement. I was only twenty at the time but saw firsthand that there was something truly perverse in the way white people had organized their shit. I also learned something about myself and that is that there were somethings that I could not do for money. To me at that time it seemed that the world had been stripped bare of its wildlife as the amount of skins we had just seemed to me so obviously insane, and destuctive. In a word, evil.

It's funny to see something on this subject. When we went Christmas shopping a few days ago, I took my son to the pet store to look at pets. I saw this funny aminal with a fat belly and big ears that could leap-I had no idea what it was.

I got closer and found out they were chinchillas! That kind of messed me up, because they were sooo little and to make a coat, they would have to use at least 50-75 of them. No wonder a chinchilla coat can easily cost 30 grand!

I'm not an anminal rights activist and I can't stand PETA, but that did turn me off seeing those little chinchillas.

 

[cnc]

I've got two:

-First was working at the Sanitary Plant in my hometown during the summers between college. 7:30a-4:30a cutting weeds and going down in 30 foot deep pits where the shit water was drained out so we could sweep it out and unclog the drains. All this in 90-95 degree heat.

-Second was weekend custodial work in the dorm in college, took the gig to make some extra bread. Had to clean out the halls, empty the trash and clean the bathrooms......and anyone who went to college KNOWS what the bathroom looks like on a weekend when folks have been out drinking, screwing, etc. Folks would be shitting in the shower, shitting in the middle of the floor, pissing everywhere BUT the toilet, overflowing the trash cans...you get the point. I did that shit for a semester b/f I finally couldn't take it anymore and started hanging tough with this chick who was feeling me and didn't mind giving me $$$$. She wasn't a looker at all, but she paid my bills .

 

[Duende]

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[gene cisco]

Things I did in high school and soon after.

1. The worst had to be shoveling horse shit at the race track stables.

Keeping that shit clean was a bitch, but hey, at least nobody would come in asking me to "hook em up". Lasted 2 months on summer break

2. UP muthafucking S, my last gig for other people, they work you likea hebrew slave in that muthafucka, the worst 5 hrs humanly possible. You swear you see moses by the end of your shift. Lasted 2 weeks

3. a Caddy in summertime heat, them fucking golf bags get heavy as shit, putting divets back in the ground, can't eat M and M's cause they make noise and did I mention its 90 fucking degrees and the hills are killers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lasted 1.5 weeks

4. Pizza delivery driver!!!!!

In one week that I lasted I was robbed twice and got into an accident cause some 80 year old fuck thought yellow means slow down!!!!!!!!!!!We all know that means speed up, I got to deliver this pie in 30 minutes or less muthafuckaas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Dishwasher, holy shit, the dishes would not stop coming and they had the nerve to yell at me to hurry up, I walked out after half the day, they had me fucked up.

Had all these jobs b4 I was 21, after that I learned my lesson bout other people and their businesses.