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What do you do with all the shit women leave over your crib???

Man, that damn hair is a problem. I remember a broad wit long strands of hair left the shit all in my bathroom, thought I had cleared it all up but evidently not...When I was layin in the bed with my girl I came across a strand, same hair color but my girls hair wasn't that damn long, so that could've been a problem...

Oh yeah, back in the day a ninja had a water bed, I found so much shit tucked off in there I finally began to realize it was a conspiracy...:lol::lol::lol: Think a couple of those earrings poked a hole in the shit cause I had to patch it up a few times down along the side...:lol::lol::lol:
 
J Storm said:
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:lol::lol:

Right... get rid of it fam. They leave it on purpose anyway.
 
MrBee said:
Their goal is to eventually have 51% of their wardrobe at your place so that they can say, "I might as well just stay here, most of my shit is here anyway"...meaning that you now live together...

Keep that shit in check playboy...
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Mr. Bee nailed it with this analysis. So true!!


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
D-TOWN REP said:
niggas on this site have a million reasons why they hate chicks with weave well what about this one....

ALL THAT HAIR THAT GETS LEFT IN THE BATHROOM! :angry::hmm:

man that shit is more of a giveaway than anything, another female knows that aint your hair :lol:

I have had that problem on a couple of occasions that I can remember and its kind of hard making sure u get rid of every single strand of hair
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Nigga!!! You hit home on that shit!!!

One bitch was in my bathroom the morning after brushing her hair over my sink and hair and head chips were falling all up in my sink.

I walked in said "Clean that gunk OUT before you leave", (notice I said clean it out) do you know this bitch tried to wash the shit down the sink with the little hand scoops of water!!!

I'm like "ain't this about about a bitch", I go in there later and the hair is just tangled up in the drain in a big ass shiny clump, I had to go back and pull that shit.

Cut to - a couple days later, she come back to the crib, she went to the bathroom to go freshen up, I'm like "don't be combing your chia pet over my gotdamn sink, last time you was here, I found a daggone Grimace in my drain"

And you know how bitches do, "Uh-un, I washed it down, it was probably one of your other bitches' hair, how you know it mines?"

I said "it wasn't your hair, that's how I know it was you!!! Now like I said, I don't wanna find none of ya Frosted Mini Wheats in my got damn sink now"

She didn't do it the second time, but I didn't let her ass spend the night no fucking more. She left so much hair in my sink, I thought it was attached to a body on the other side. :smh:
 
I throw shit like earrings away. I just say I didnt see them. U dont wanna end up offering a bitch, another bitches stuff. That hair will get u though. I make sure I change the sheets and vacuum the bathroom floor if a long hair bitch been through recently. :yes:
 
bigirl said:
Last dude left pants and a hat over first time we fucked and then a few weeks later had a laptop, slippers, sneakers, more hats, to the point I had nowhere to even put all his shit so don't act like guys don't do it too :hmm:
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Ugh...I'm just envisioning your face right now...
 
Not for nothing but I ain't do shit special with it. The ones that think they smart gonna leave shit outside your normal line of sight anyways but somewhere another female might scope it out. Depending on what it was I'd let it ride for a bit. The next female see it so the fuck what? Now she got a decision, compete or leave.

The beauty of it being your own spot is that you don't have to answer to nobody, but we usually forfeit that angle.

Chic say some slick shit like, "Ya girlfriend left her earrings" and I'd be like, "just leave 'em there she'll be back for 'em". :lol:

Not claimin' no pimp shit but I learned early that jumpin' through hoops was tiresome.
 
Blu Diablo said:
Not for nothing but I ain't do shit special with it. The ones that think they smart gonna leave shit outside your normal line of sight anyways but somewhere another female might scope it out. Depending on what it was I'd let it ride for a bit. The next female see it so the fuck what? Now she got a decision, compete or leave.

The beauty of it being your own spot is that you don't have to answer to nobody, but we usually forfeit that angle.

Chic say some slick shit like, "Ya girlfriend left her earrings" and I'd be like, "just leave 'em there she'll be back for 'em". :lol:

Not claimin' no pimp shit but I learned early that jumpin' through hoops was tiresome.
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This whole reply should have [/thread]

:lol: @ "just leave 'em there she'll be back for 'em".
 
Blu Diablo said:
Not for nothing but I ain't do shit special with it. The ones that think they smart gonna leave shit outside your normal line of sight anyways but somewhere another female might scope it out. Depending on what it was I'd let it ride for a bit. The next female see it so the fuck what? Now she got a decision, compete or leave.

The beauty of it being your own spot is that you don't have to answer to nobody, but we usually forfeit that angle.

Chic say some slick shit like, "Ya girlfriend left her earrings" and I'd be like, "just leave 'em there she'll be back for 'em". :lol:

Not claimin' no pimp shit but I learned early that jumpin' through hoops was tiresome.
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Thats some real spit there :cool:
 
Although I can't relate to the weaves :confused: but I've had chicks leave all kind of bracelets, & earrings over my pad. The craziest shit I had left over my house was some panties this bitch went home with none on and what was so embarrassing was my home girl(she the Innocent type) came over the next day to chill and laid up on my bed and found em. I was like :smh: my bad :lol:


I thrown all that shit out though over time....
 
throw that shit out! and invest in a Kirby. You are being marked...women know what the hell they are doing.
 
This thread is so funny but true.

For some reason, you always "notice" more shit when another chick is over too. :lol:
 
bigirl said:
dudes do that shit too :hmm:
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gtfoh................ what kinda guys u fuckin wit!!!!!!!!!
what could a man possibly leave behind?

watch - no
draws - no ...... tall famous for that 1 / bra's too..... how you do that 1?
bill fold/id - never!

what else is there???????????:hmm:
 
DeSiRe said:
ive left bobbypins/panties/earings on purpose...just lil reminders to think of me...and to mark territory:happymad::lol:
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WHY?????????????????????????????
how does that make for a good thing in your world?
do you ask if he found them????? do you realize that they will be thrown away??????????

i used to find panites & bra's in between my sheets, underneath the bed, all th places a woman would look.... ( got a lot of sisters) i told all the chicks that did that that i threw them joints away........ 1 got mad & gave me a speach about how much bra's cost........... i told her if thats the case .... you need to make sure its strapped to your back on the way out!!!!!!!:lol:
 
Panties - Go in a box
Hair wraps, scrunchies - Trash
Strands of hair - out of sight and eliminated after the visit through normal cleanup routine.
Articles of clothing - Out of site until next visit. After a few weeks if not claimed---trash.
 
bigirl said:
Last dude left pants and a hat over first time we fucked and then a few weeks later had a laptop, slippers, sneakers, more hats, to the point I had nowhere to even put all his shit so don't act like guys don't do it too :hmm:
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I would be more inclined to think he was just being lazy. We just dont think like that as a collective. Might be some scattered brothers who picked up some 'other' characteristics though. Either that or maybe Im the only one who doesnt think like that. lol

Anytime I left anything its cause it was on the other side of the room lol.

Peace
 
Ya'll are right: that hair is for SURE a problem. Thats shit seems to attract itself to odd spaces and the bathroom? Forget about it. There's only one Lady frequenting my space right now (shes also the culprit), so other ladies finding it aint a problem I have. But still, i def feel the pain. I'm a neat freak, so its maddening.:angry::smh::confused:

I'm the type where everything my room has its place, and is in place when I leave and come back. She makes a mockery of it: earnings bracelets, watch receipts,, MacDonald monopoly pcs all over the nightstand, BLOCKING my clock so i gotta get up in the middle of the night and move that shit to see what time it is. She also loves to throw all her stuff in one corner of the room. I had to clean out my closet and make her some space last week so I could get some order. She's a good girl though, so she's earned that up to this point.
 
i remind them to take 100% of their shit when they leave... cause i travel a LOT, and it could be weeks before i'm back in town.

with that said, the slickest move they'll make is to use your hair brush... to brush their hair and leave longer hairs IN THE BRUSH.

and for some reason, other women know to check your brush for long(er) hairs.

WTF?

on the other end, DO NOT EVER LEAVE A SPARE TOOTHBRUSH AT A CHICK'S HOUSE. :smh::smh::smh:
 
The worst thing is, is when some of them try and sneak their clothes into your laundry basket. LAUNDRY BASKET? The audacity!!!! :angry:
 
Lapdanceking said:
How the fuck does every women instinctively leave random shit over a nicca's crib marking there territory..:angry:

Its all the same shit long pieces of hair,earnings,bobby pins,jewelry etc. etc.

What do you do when they leave shit at the crib throw it away,hide it,call em and tell em??
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Whatever they leave, I THROW AWAY. No discussion, no reprimand, nothing. Eventually, something they need will disappear, and they'll ask if I've seen it. I'll feign stupidity, saying "Really? Are you sure you left that here?" That shit'll stop immediately.

Trust.
 
D-TOWN REP said:
niggas on this site have a million reasons why they hate chicks with weave well what about this one....

ALL THAT HAIR THAT GETS LEFT IN THE BATHROOM! :angry::hmm:

man that shit is more of a giveaway than anything, another female knows that aint your hair :lol:

I have had that problem on a couple of occasions that I can remember and its kind of hard making sure u get rid of every single strand of hair
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:lol::lol::lol:

"whose long ass hair is this?!:lol:

hell yea hair is the biggest give away...u smart paying attention to detail
 
I CSI the whole crib before she leaves and before any other chick arrives. I hide their toothbrushes, change the sheets/pillow cases, wipe the couch down for hair, check the shower for any evidence, etc... :lol:
 
max-dawg said:
with that said, the slickest move they'll make is to use your hair brush... to brush their hair and leave longer hairs IN THE BRUSH.

and for some reason, other women know to check your brush for long(er) hairs.
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Yooooooo, props on the game, I have a female who comes over every now and then and EVERY single time she insists on using my brush and the one time I didn't let her use it she damn near threw a fit. I just dismissed it as her being a basketcase but now that you said this it jogged my memory.
 
mailboxpimp said:
gtfoh................ what kinda guys u fuckin wit!!!!!!!!!
what could a man possibly leave behind?

watch - no
draws - no ...... tall famous for that 1 / bra's too..... how you do that 1?
bill fold/id - never!

what else is there???????????:hmm:
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The biggest one was hats/caps, hoodies, pants, then he put his shaving shit in my bathroom, then it was slippers, hard drives, laptop but like i said the beginning one was the cap hung on the corner of shelves and the pants
 

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