What Are The Top 5 Things That Piss You Off About Driving?

[synyster]

1. Fools that be slamming on their breaks every 3 seconds...but there are no other cars around

2. As soon as you turn on your blinker, the cars next to you "speed up" all of a sudden.

3. The car in front of you has been driving under the speed limit for the past 5 minutes, so when you get in the next lane and try to bypass them they go 90 all of a damn sudden.

4. When the vehicle in front of you lets 8 tractor trailers cut in front of them.

5. Mofo's that break they neck, runnin down other cars, just to cut in front of you or to get into the left lane......only to go 20mph.

 

[bigcrazymike]

When somebody's ridin my hip. No matter how much I speed up or slow down they stay right in my blind spot.

 

[hoodedgoon]

Asians. these guys have the nicest cars always drive the slowest and always hog the fast lane and never check their dam mirrors.

 

[prollematic]

people that dont use their damn signals at all.
people who drive in the left lane going slower than the speed limit.

 

[elchoccolatte]

1. Fools that be slamming on their breaks every 3 seconds...but there are no other cars around

2. As soon as you turn on your blinker, the cars next to you "speed up" all of a sudden.

3. The car in front of you has been driving under the speed limit for the past 5 minutes, so when you get in the next lane and try to bypass them they go 90 all of a damn sudden.

4. When the vehicle in front of you lets 8 tractor trailers cut in front of them.

5. Mofo's that break they neck, runnin down other cars, just to cut in front of you or to get into the left lane......only to go 20mph.

Nuff said right thurrr...

 

[MaximusBlaque]

1. Cell phone talkers

2. Mr. Cool....The guy that's sitting so damn low in his seat that he can't even see the road and he's going 25 mph in the fast lane.

3. Old folks.​

 

[WampWamp]

-Honking when the light just turned green.
-The person switching lanes every 5 seconds in heavy traffic.
-The ones who hit your when they are parking.
-People who take up two parking spaces.

 

[Steelwill2006]

People who drive with the bumpety bump in the trunk at full blast! Have the decency to turn the volume down when other drivers pull along side of you or in a residential neighborhood.

 

[SWATLANTA]

1. Fools that be slamming on their breaks every 3 seconds...but there are no other cars around

2. As soon as you turn on your blinker, the cars next to you "speed up" all of a sudden.

3. The car in front of you has been driving under the speed limit for the past 5 minutes, so when you get in the next lane and try to bypass them they go 90 all of a damn sudden.

4. When the vehicle in front of you lets 8 tractor trailers cut in front of them.

5. Mofo's that break they neck, runnin down other cars, just to cut in front of you or to get into the left lane......only to go 20mph.

I stopped carrying heat in the car with me for these very reasons. Road rage had me ready to bust on these no driving m'fers

 

[dwnsouth]

1. people who dont use their turn signals

2. people who wait till the last minute to get in the lane they need in order to exit.

3. people who run red lights

4. people who speed in the slow lane and get mad cause your not speeding

5. cell phone drivers who are in the median trying to get into traffic...but still trying to carry on a conversation

6. people who dont wear seat belts

 

[B-Witty]

When someone honks the horn at me <Period>

When a fed has someone else pulled over on the side of the road erry mutherfucking body slowing down and shit becuz they see dem lights flashing... WTF dat police officer aint worried about u nigga.. if u ask me its the most opportune time 2 SPEED

Mentioned before but not using signal lights... Pet Peeve

Upon merging onto a 4 lane highway or 3 lane highway and the cars in the slow lane have the middle lane to turn into with a space to turn but wont allow me 2 merge onto traffic becuz they dumb ass riding in the slow lane fart blocking around... Have some courtesy for ur fellow driver Nigga

When merging off of an exit from a highway and the cars in front me riding all dumb in my lane when they should be in another lane letting people get the fuck off who want 2 get off

People who ride with thier high beams on ..



DAMN

 

[Jay_from_dade]

I stopped carrying heat in the car with me for these very reasons. Road rage had me ready to bust on these no driving m'fers

these cubans down here will make you pull it.

 

[Mr.Bizkits]

1. PEOPLE WHO USE THEIR TURNS SIGNALS BUT NEVER TURN.

2. PEOPLE THAT TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BY. IF YOU DIDN'T HONK YOUR HORN, THEY WERE GOING TO TALK FOR AN HOURS.

3. LOUD MUFFLERS!!!

4. WHENVER YOU'RE IN TRAFFIC, YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE SLOWEST LANE

5. WHEN YOU'RE A CROSSING SIGN... THE HOMELESS GUY WITH THE SHOPPING CART TAKE HIS SWEET FUCKIN TIME TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD.

 

[SWATLANTA]

these cubans down here will make you pull it.

I-95 will make the pope slap a nigga after fifteen minutes. The old people (my grandma was one of 'em) and the cubans should have their own damn highway.

 

[XXXplosive]

1) People on their cell phones while driving

2) Dumbass people on their cell phones while driving

3) Idiots on their cell phones while driving

4) Assclowns on their cell phones while driving

5) Mothafuckas on their cell phones while driving!

 

[Decepticon leader]

1. Fools that be slamming on their breaks every 3 seconds...but there are no other cars around

2. As soon as you turn on your blinker, the cars next to you "speed up" all of a sudden.

3. The car in front of you has been driving under the speed limit for the past 5 minutes, so when you get in the next lane and try to bypass them they go 90 all of a damn sudden.

4. When the vehicle in front of you lets 8 tractor trailers cut in front of them.

5. Mofo's that break they neck, runnin down other cars, just to cut in front of you or to get into the left lane......only to go 20mph.

Also I am finding out more and more that alot of women do not know how to drive. they drive like they dont' know what stop signs and redlights mean. They drive slow when they dont' need to and drive fast when they dont' need to...

After I graduate I am going to get on my city council and also get on my states board to try to make it more difficult for peopel to get drivers licenses. Because for some reason the government finds it good enough that if you know how to read then you can drive. That is not the case...

 

[mrjody]

1-5) Damned tail gaters.
One day I'm gonna slam on the brakes and get paid off one of you
WOMEN!
Riding my ass will only serve to make me SLOW DOWN,
not speed up!

 

[djbreeze]

check out www.youparklikeanasshole.com i hate these bastards also

 

[jiggylo09]

!. Gas prices in NY
2. Dropping mother fuckers off at the end of night
3.People who drive slow on the highway
4. NYC traffic
5. Police pulling niggas over for nothing (Profiling)!!

 

[thismybgolname]

Only thing off top that I can think of is when dumb asses attempt to fucking READ while driving

 

[Emir Parkreiner]

1. unpaved or all-around shitty roads. the crackers where i live have somehow gotten the idea in their heads that "'shitty, underfunded infrastructure" is actually a good thing because it makes things more "rural". never mind that the entire area is made up of cookie cutter houses without a single farm anywhere around.

the results of this thinking are unpaved or pothole laden roads--which are pretty much all the roads in my town--which make driving an extremely irritating experience. it also guarantees that there's always enough dust in the air to cover your entire car whenever these morons decide to go ripping down the unpaved roads in their trucks and SUVs.

2. rubber neckers. i've found that something like 70% of the traffic i've ever experienced in my life is caused by a handful of stupid motherfuckers who decided they'd gum up the flow of traffic by slowing down to look at a minor fender bender on the side of the road. fuck these people.

3. driving behind some dumbass redneck driver with a full-sized confederated flag waving from the flagpole he's built into the bed of his truck. this shit is actually way too common in these parts. and i always thought the bumper stickers, usually pasted on right next to a GOP elephant or 'W' sticker, were annoying.

4. people who pull up to stop lights bumping weak ass music real loud in their systems. no one else is interested in hearing that shit.

5. speed traps, or, how the PD here receives revenue.

 

[Tony Soprano]

1. Women drivers
2. The elderly
3. People on cell-phones
4. Slow drivers
5. A slow-driving elderly woman on a cell-phone

 

[Noketown]

I plan on being a screen writer but as of now my job is driving for an independent contractor for DHL so I have a lot of things I hate but I will name 5

1 Stupid Fucks driving way below the speed limit in front of me
2 Dummies who sit at a red light after it turns green
3 People who are driving slow but decide to drive fast when you switch lanes to get infront of them
4 People who ride your ass eventhough you are already way over the speed limit
5 People who cut in front of you just to have an accident because they can't afford their car

 

[taskmaster]

Asians. these guys have the nicest cars always drive the slowest and always hog the fast lane and never check their dam mirrors.

man, i swear this nigga is so fucking right. i aint trying to be racist but asian people never check mirrors b4 turning or switching....its like they have tunnel vison or something.

 

[B ILLA]

People Who Cant Damn Drive

 

[blackicerhythms]

1. Women...stay in the passenger side seat...or spread over my hood in a bikini.
2. alternate side of the street parking.
3. manhattan
4. rush hour
5.NYPD and jersey state troppers.

 

[App4RITioN]

1. Fools that be slamming on their breaks every 3 seconds...but there are no other cars around

2. As soon as you turn on your blinker, the cars next to you "speed up" all of a sudden.

3. The car in front of you has been driving under the speed limit for the past 5 minutes, so when you get in the next lane and try to bypass them they go 90 all of a damn sudden.

4. When the vehicle in front of you lets 8 tractor trailers cut in front of them.

5. Mofo's that break they neck, runnin down other cars, just to cut in front of you or to get into the left lane......only to go 20mph.

ain't much else for me to say. You hit the nail on the head with all those.

 

[App4RITioN]

1. Women drivers
2. The elderly
3. People on cell-phones
4. Slow drivers
5. A slow-driving elderly woman on a cell-phone

 

[femmenoire]

Y'all are a bunch of women haters anyway.


People who take 15 seconds or more to switch to another lane.

People who drive too slow for the left lanes and refuse to get out of the way.

People who ride on their brakes.

People who don't use a headset while they are on their cell phone driving. Bluetooth is on every phone now. If my Dad can understand it, so can you. And don't bitch about the price. I saw one for 15 bucks next to a corded headset for 20 bucks.

Women who apply make up in the car. Every time I see this, I think about the dude in Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2 with the pirate that keeps losing his eyeball.

People who ignore 4 way stop signs or are overly polite with the 4 way stop signs so they confuse every body else.

People who take your kindness for granted when you know you are only going to be nice and let 1 car in front of you and they jump out right afterwards.

People who buy those massive oversized trucks and still try to park in compact spaces. Don't be mad if your new trailer, I mean truck, gets scratches on em.

People who leave their dogs in the car with just a crack of the window open and it's sizzling over 95% outside. Every time I see this I think to myself, "Next year it will be their 2 year old and I'm going to see them bawling and in handcuffs on the news".

People that drive Corvettes, Mustangs, Porsches, etc. but are on a joyride on the highway driving 35 mph. Take your "on your way to the tennis courts" ass to the local streets simp!

Men that honk at me on the highway, roll their window down, and commence to trying to talk to you and exchange numbers as if you were walking down the street.

Anyone whose rims cost more than their monthly car payment. And no, do not put spinning rims on a family van.

 

[Soul On Ice]

people driving slower than the speed limit in the fast lane on the freeway.

 

[CarlJohnson]

people who tailgate trying to get you to speed but soon as you get behind them they drive the speed limit.

people who stop in the middle of the fucking road and start talking

These young ass kids that walk in the middle of the street like they got bumpers and shit then try to act hard .

young ass kids with this street racing shit on residentual streets , i don't give a fuck if you wanna kill yourself but keep it in your own neighborhood, and see how long that shit last. I've done some dumb shit in my 25 years but these dumbfucks are ridiculous with the shit.

oh yeah ,ghostriding if you do that dumb shit i hope your asse gets ran over by your own car, like these idiots you hear about all the time.

 

[Shaka]

1) People who speed up when you turn on your turn signal

2) People who run red lights

3) People who won't run yellow lights (and make me wait 5min behind them for the next light!)

4) Loud music. I'm glad I don't live in the hood. I head these ghetto DJs who feel that they need to play music for the entire block

5) People who temporarily park in the street waiting on somebody. Making cars go around them into oncoming traffic.

6) Loud as motorcycles. Fucking attention whores these people are!

7) People who ride with their high beams on...esp when they tailgate you

8) Slow people in the fast lane (always a white guy!) who refuse to switch over to let you go

9) People who go straight on a left-turn only lane and try to cut into your lane (just to save time!)

10) Slow ass pedestrians that take their time crossing the street

11) Cars that back out in front of you assuming that you'd rather stop and wait 5min for them to back their slow ass car out. I won't be the one, but some idiot will hit their ass!

12) People trying to race me on the freeway on-ramp where the two lane ramp merges into my lane

13) People holding up traffic waiting on a damn parking spot in front of the store/mall when the damn lot ain't even full yet. Save that shit for x-mas!

14) People who strategically street park in such a way to not leave room for a car to fit in front or behind them.

15) Bikes or skateboards on the street. If you can't go at least 25mph, you don't need to be in front of me. Take your ass to the sidewalks!

Sorry. Couldn't list just 5.

 

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[ScroogeMcDuck]

Spanish People! They Cant Drive And People From Va...cant Drive Worth Shit