What Are People's Biggest Misconceptions About You

I'm sure all of us have been misunderstood at one time or another....


I'll set it off...


I look mean, unapprochable, and anti-social -

I've been told that alot of times, but like the old saying goes looks can be decieving...actually i'm the total opposite:)

Once again, you said it best :lol::lol:
 
Hmm, alot of people think I'm African for some reason.

You're Haitienne! :D I always said you all are the most African of all of us over here in the New World. :)

Thats the first time I've ever heard of the term tragic mulatto. Interesting.

It's a pretty big concept / standard / trope in early African-American literature as well. A lot of the first black novels involved the Tragic Mulatto stuck between white and black worlds, a woman without a country so to speak.

Most people think that because I am part latin that I am automatically supposed to know some damned spanish (which I don't but I am learning for the sake of my children)

Hmmm! Is that where those long pretty eyelashes come from? ;)

...

As for me, there are a lot:

*That I'm too serious, or

*That I'm too silly (depending on what mode you catch me in)

*That I'm super-nice--I'm always the one total strangers roll up on when they're lost or nervous and need some kind of help or advice or direction. And I am nice, true, but I'm definitely no saint.

*That I'm militant and/or angry. Esp when I'm arguing with white folks on other message boards that are used to saying whatever bullshit, esp. about us, and not comfortable with being called on it intelligently / aggressively. :hmm:

*That I'm super-arrogant--dunno if it's my bearing or being a redbone (:hmm: "he thank he cute! light bright and damn near..." :rolleyes: ) or maybe...dunno. I mean I AM a little arrogant but also way more humble than people could ever imagine. How can you be truly spiritual and not be?

*That I'm sheltered or a lame or a square--I might be eloquent or polite, but I rarely get caught slippin on some safety / schemed-on shit. I'm too paranoid to fall for that shit. And I've lived in a lot of different environments and I know how to handle myself in almost any.

It gets old having to straighten people out on that, so I'm becoming less gregarious the older I get. :smh:

*That I'm from up north (I used to hear that ALL the time back home. Then I actually moved up north and NYers asked me why I talk country sometimes. :confused: )

*That I'm Cuban, Dominican or Rican.
 
Well some think I'm bitchy because I frown alot but most times I dont know I am doing it. Also they also don't think I eat but I will fuck up some food,it just goes to my ass for some reason.Just like Sin,people on the phone think I am white. And I always have a man ask me if I strip.I don't even dress provacative

Uh..that's called gifted genetics

Unless you take into account answering the door in the nude when I drop off your alimony check:rolleyes:

:lol:
 
Wrote a little song bout it....matter fact here it goes :cool:

SO MISUNDERSTOOD
People think I'm drunk when I'm not
They think I'm not over my ex
That Jesus is 'right down deep in my heart
It's really got me perplexed

Men think that I'll fuck their girlfriends
That I'm so super kinky
Women think I'll take care of them
Cause I'm a honky with a lot of money

Chorus
I'm So misunderstood
So Fucking Misunderstood
You think that you know but you know that you don't
So maybe I'll slap you and maybe I won't
The Richer i get is the more I'm unknown
Cause I'm so fucking Misunderstood
End chorus


Your wife called me the devil
My mother calls me a saint
I think that you should call me an asshole
cause I'm everything that you ain't

My Grandpa called me a loser
The junkies Called me a god
People think I'm a deadbeat
So I spit in their face while I rip out their hearts


Chorus
I'm So misunderstood
So Fucking Misunderstood
You think that you know but you know that you don't
So maybe I'll slap you and maybe I won't
The Richer i get is the more I'm unknown
Cause I'm so fucking Misunderstood
End chorus

cue bitchin guitar solo 8 bars

Repeat Chorus to end cue in Egyptian protection spells subliminally for the last 10 seconds of fade out
 
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I'm a very shy person around strangers. :yes:

Many people on the phone believe I'm white. There was one sista who obviously had dated white men who went out of her way to tell me she was black. I'm like what a coiencedence so am I. (She didn't last very long) :confused:

I'm the last person you want to issue an ultimatum. Women tend to underestimate me and my ability stick to a decision and to do so without regret regardless of the outcome. If I know my decision was the right one I'm sticking with it. :eek:

Most people don't understand the sacrifices I'll endure for a friend in need. :D
 
some people think i eat chicken and watermelon
they think i chase white women
they think i have expensive cars and a jail record
they think i am dangerous and won't get in elevators with me
they say i'm black but i don't act black

weird stuff


www.millymckae.com
 
hmmmm let's see

1) that i'm white or Rican when i talk on the phone...(mostly white tho)

2) that b/c i smile a lot that i can be taken advantage of

3) that im an asshole ALL the time and completely bossy b/c im soooooo sarcastic (false)

4) that b/c i'm nice and understanding, they think that i wont fuck shit up (oh but i will:hmm:)

5) ppl don't believe i'm from Jersey City, NJ b/c my "white" talkin, "proper" self can't be from the hood. one time i was told that i was a rose that grew from concrete....what a backhanded compliment

6)that b/c i have high standards imma end up w/ a white man (yeah my family said it...fuck them, some of them)

7) b/c my fam had a lil cash when i grew up that my childhood was perfect (negroes PLZ!:hmm:)

8)that i'm strong and confident all of the time

9) that b/c i don't drink or smoke and im in school, i'm a goodie 2 shoes...bwahahahaha:hmm:
 
some people think i eat chicken and watermelon
they think i chase white women
they think i have expensive cars and a jail record
they think i am dangerous and won't get in elevators with me
they say i'm black but i don't act black

weird stuff


www.millymckae.com

Except for the last entry you sound like Mike Tyson. :lol:
 
that I am a "pretty girl" or sadity
that i am hispanic, egyptian, arabic, or any other exotic looking race
kindness for weakness thing
that i am a "good girl" he he
that i never set foot in a hood till i open my mouth:lol:
 
that I am a "pretty girl" or sadity
that i am hispanic, egyptian, arabic, or any other exotic looking race
kindness for weakness thing
that i am a "good girl" he he
that i never set foot in a hood till i open my mouth:lol:


And then there is no doubt.... :lol::lol::lol: j/k :D


more misconceptions about me:

-I like to argue (debate yes, argue no :rolleyes:)
-I am cold
-I can't dance lol (some tall brothers have rhythm)
 
- That I'm innocent...
- That I'm quiet and reserved...
- That I'm a virgin...


....

See where this is going?!?

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- That I'm innocent...
- That I'm quiet and reserved...
- That I'm a virgin...


....

See where this is going?!?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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That after I leave the stage, my real life is as lively as my stage persona. Quite the opposite. I'm am truely the traditional family man when i'm not on the road. *smiling*
 
I guess nobody realized that this thread is over a year old. But hey topic like these never get old. I guess people biggest misconception about me is I'm unapproachable, that I'm mean cause I dont smile(I tell them thats my brooklyn charm), that I'm a pushover (far from the truth),I let people take advantage of me(when acutually I'm letting people hang themselves). I'm always a step ahead of people if I let them know that then they"re gonna try and get a step ahead of me. If they think I'm stupid they're gonna keep doing what they're doing. Im the nicest guy you'll ever meet just don't cross me. And don't find out the hard way.
 
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