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Police in #Maryland are searching for this woman who can be seen on video climbing through the drive-thru window of McDonald's. Authorities say she stole cash and food back on Nov. 5 around 1 a.m. Contact police at 410-313-STOP if you have any information.
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Some close early depends on owner!Where the fuck was the staff??
Yo, this cat struggling gif is so fitting. Damn. Got me over here cracking up. Lol.
She didn't know she was going to take a mugshot. She literally looks like she rolled out of bed and then turned herself in.![]()
Police said in a statement that 27-year-old Jessica Marie Cross of Springdale, Maryland, turned herself in to officers Thursday in Maryland’s Howard County. She is charged with burglary and theft.
Widely seen surveillance video of the Nov. 5 burglary shows a woman worming into a McDonald’s in Columbia, Maryland, through the unlocked window. It also shows her helping herself to a soft drink and making off with a box of items.
Police say Cross stole $1,400 in cash, a purse, food and Happy Meal toys. Investigators say Cross is seen on video attempting to remove her fingerprints and disable the surveillance system.
Fat bitch, steals from McDonalds.....She will never live this down.
This has got to be one of the dumbest ways to put yourself in jail just before the holidays.That big bitch was hungry