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In the final scene when ol boy was hitting that hoe doggy style and they panned over to his sword hilt, what was the significance of the lettering?
 
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Easily the 2nd best show on television behind Game of Thrones returned last night. We have reset the entire playing board since Ragnar and Ecbert are gone. Expecting alot of death and sabotage in season 5...
  • Siggard taunted the wrong one ...enjoy Vahalla
  • Bjorn and Halfdan going to bang Jasmine and the sultans harem in Mediterranean
  • Floki the last of the old school Vikings alive
  • The bishop is feeding his flock spiritually and sexually
  • Aflewulf moves from Beverley Hills to Long Beach
  • Alfred seeing shit in the swamp ...must be Cajun
  • Yarl Borg’s (blood eagle) son lives? ...not good
  • Sons of Ragnar take York for strategic advantages
  • Tattoo parlors in York are savage
  • King Harold is a sucker for love ...king of Norway ?
  • Ssshit I’ll be Largetha’s prisoner any day! She needed some pipe
  • Love nor negotiation work? Just kidnap a bitch like Astrid and take off in your boat
  • Floki on his Life of Pi voyage ...lost at sea
  • Unless Chris Hemsworth is there Floki that ain’t Asgard (Iceland maybe)
  • The Bishop is going to bless Judith one ear in spirit and body
  • Personal bodyguards? the first item on how to be a tyrant list
  • Iron prosthetic legs ....how medival is that? Ivar with the limp
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Lagertha too sexy

U can see the buildup of Ivar becoming the most famous and feared viking

Wonder if we'll see Rollo again some time this season

Harald finessed Lagertha to save his own life and then got a good ride from her outa it too
 
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I never miss an episode of Vikings! SKOL .....the sons of Ragnar are going separate ways, and lines are being drawn. Surprised the show is surviving the loss of Travis Fimmel

  • Floki needs a dog or something it looks cold and lonely where he's at
  • King Harald's city looks like medieval Detroit.... Astrid is not feeling it
  • She is part of my dream - spit that game Harald
  • Ivar got a slave snow bunny that's filling him with that premium gas
  • Bjorn and Halfdan just want to see some exotic women
  • Better as traders than raiders.... same way in NFL
  • Saxons and killer Bishop are walking into a trap, Ivar is cunning
  • Like lambs to the slaughter - Darth Ivar has joined the Sith order
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  • Arrows knocking saxons out like they are on Saving private ryan
  • Hvitserk can fight, he has a lot of Ragnar's style
  • Ivar said I want some of this battle and gets on his chariot
  • DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? YOU CAN'T KILL ME - I'M IVAR THE BONELESS
  • Ivar put fear in a whole army by himself and crippled
  • Ubbe chopping fools down.... The Bishop sees the battle has been lost
  • Ivar doesn't want to hear about this farming crap
  • Astrid got a new dress and dinner... a trip to Burlington and Applebee's always works
  • No luck with women... damn man! He's gonna burn some villages down
  • Negotiate for peace? You just won a battle..... smh
  • U MADE A BAD CALL I thought Ivar was yelling at Jason Garrett
  • NoLargetha !!!!! in this episode WTF
  • Infection has Floki seeing Valkyries and other gods
  • Ivar is running shit now...... Hvitserk decided to stay

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I’m just noticing ragnars brother hasn’t been on the show a while
Did they show his reaction to ragnars death
 
This was one of those episodes you skip when rewatching the show 5 years from now
 
The only highlight of this ep was King Harald's outfit during the wedding, shit looked like it was Versace

:roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:

My man Harald got decked out cuz he finally won with a woman

It was a slow episode, Ivar is smart, Bjorn is amazed by Mediterranean, Floki said I need to recruit some people
 
I mean Harald did get "raped" by Lagertha but when it's by Lagertha that was prolly still a win with a woman for Harald
 
  • Ivar is playing chess with these Saxon checkers players
  • Only Bishop Heymund felt something was off?
  • York is lost ....ambush on that ass
  • Alfred was shouting “hammer don’t hurt em”
  • Ivar gave this fool a time out and a horse
  • Floki walked into Kattegat like he’s Snoop Dogg
  • Largatha in red? Not bad....
  • Viking Buddha Loki speaks with Ubbe
  • Bjorn is feeling good smoking that opioid
  • Halfdan got him a tranny ...and seems to like it?
  • Ivar sliding around Bishop like a snake
  • Hvistverk is ready to kill Ubbe and take Kattegat
  • Floki has found a flock to head to Iceland
  • Sinbad and crew beheading fools on Dune
  • Ivar has found his Athelstan in Bishop Heymund
  • Back to the boats! Bjorn is fucked
 
  • Ivar is playing chess with these Saxon checkers players
  • Only Bishop Heymund felt something was off?
  • York is lost ....ambush on that ass
  • Alfred was shouting “hammer don’t hurt em”
  • Ivar gave this fool a time out and a horse
  • Floki walked into Kattegat like he’s Snoop Dogg
  • Largatha in red? Not bad....
  • Viking Buddha Loki speaks with Ubbe
  • Bjorn is feeling good smoking that opioid
  • Halfdan got him a tranny ...and seems to like it?
  • Ivar sliding around Bishop like a snake
  • Hvistverk is ready to kill Ubbe and take Kattegat
  • Floki has found a flock to head to Iceland
  • Sinbad and crew beheading fools on Dune
  • Ivar has found his Athelstan in Bishop Heymund
  • Back to the boats! Bjorn is fucked

“We haven’t exactly been the best bodyguards, have we?”
“No, we have not,”
 
Rollo will be back at some point

Wonder if Lagertha will die at the hands of King Harald since he does become King of Norway in real life

Bjorn becomes King of Sweden in real life so he's gotta be heading back to Scandinavia at some point
 
Rollo will be back

....don’t forget he’s always been in love with Largetha

I expect him to save Bjorn and join him in the fighting in Kattegat. Plus his son William is gonna conquer England before Alfred unites all the kingdoms

Ivar Ragnar’s son, Alfred Eckbert’s grandson, William Rollo’s son (all major historical figures and the future of this show)
 
Rollo will be back at some point

Wonder if Lagertha will die at the hands of King Harald since he does become King of Norway in real life

Bjorn becomes King of Sweden in real life so he's gotta be heading back to Scandinavia at some point
Spoiler much bruh!
Smh
Yes I'm aware this is based on history, but I've never read a history on Northmen cacs in life.
This is new to me
 
King Harald not falling for Ivar's whole I'm a cripple trick

Shit got real for Astrid real quick when she realized she was going to be gangbanged getting this message to Lagertha

Can't see Margrethe living too much longer the way she keep running her mouth on Lagertha

Only part of being King I can see Ivar enjoying is deciding when and wear to Raid, the actual running the kingdom aspect he would have no interest in
 
King Harald not falling for Ivar's whole I'm a cripple trick

Shit got real for Astrid real quick when she realized she was going to be gangbanged getting this message to Lagertha

Can't see Margrethe living too much longer the way she keep running her mouth on Lagertha

Only part of being King I can see Ivar enjoying is deciding when and wear to Raid, the actual running the kingdom aspect he would have no interest in

Harald knows Ivar is ruthless

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Astrid took more pipe than expected.

Ivar just wants to be Viking (which meant famous to them)

Floki’s flock gonna kill him for misleading them

Bishop Heymund is going to become dangerous after learning the Viking culture in captivity

Alfred said I’m out ....headed to the monastery like my real daddy

When the sandstorm saved Bjorn I started singing “Arabian Nights” from Disney’s Aladdin

Largetha seems to admire Ubbe a little too much. She better kill his girl
 
Bjorn and Halfdan and them booked it out of the Desert immediately after that hospitality they received

Harald has sang more than anyone else on the show

Ivar following Ragnars footsteps adopting an Englishman, he got himself a warrior bishop rather than just a priest
 
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