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[largebillsonlyplease]

Ragnar is the best worst father anyone could ever have.
Just pop in and out of your life and give you wisdom and everything else then abandon you.
Ivar recognized this he saw how Bjern turned out. His brothers are pussy. Let's be real here. You staying home to protect mother when you all went with him last time as little boys and she had no protection?
2nd eldest son is a mark but smart. He knows Ivar ain't to be fucked with.
Sigurd is a pussy. You can tell how he acts he is and the one that went with Bjern is just a regular viking man.
Lagatha is going to handle the queen. She ain't forget that shit hoe you gone pay
Queen looked like a straight up devil with the blood on her face.
Everybody doing they e-40 sprinkle me with the blood popping they collars
Ivar treating that shit like it's Carlos Rossi
When he came on the crutches i was ready to ride!
Common folk acting brand new. You have a country because of Ragnar. Yall would've been paying taxes to some dude you never see if it wasn't for him.
Bought the worst of the worst though with the trinkets. Shit is cold out here His son's ship looked like his used to.
He out here with 3 of em no flags no food really old ass dudes at the end of their lives.
They survived it obviously otherwise that's the end of the series lmao but still man Ivar is a real G.
I want to see him win.
Said 1 day standing with his father and dying is worth an entire lifetime of pity.

 

[tpotda]

Ragnar was a good father. Viking fathers not supposed to be there, bjorn ironsides wife even told him dont bring ur ass back without doing some epic shit thatll have you in the history books

 

[stretchwallz]

Ivar is a real G.
I want to see him win.
Said 1 day standing with his father and dying is worth an entire lifetime of pity.

That was real ...he said better to die a man on his feet than live a lifetime on his knees

Ragnar was a good father. Viking fathers not supposed to be there, bjorn ironsides wife even told him dont bring ur ass back without doing some epic shit thatll have you in the history books

Vikings about that glory even the women understand. Those fools keep a blonde white wife like they're in the NFL

 

[tpotda]

Vikings had it right, have your blonde stay back unless you got a bad shieldmaiden like lagertha thatll fuck shit up on the battlefield

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Ragnar was a good father. Viking fathers not supposed to be there, bjorn ironsides wife even told him dont bring ur ass back without doing some epic shit thatll have you in the history books

That's not true. Ragnar was there for his kids as much as he could be. Especially since he had sons. Before he was king he was there for Bjern and their sister.
When he was king before Lagatha cut out he was there for Bjern and actually when they reunited he was there to give him the finishing touches.
He was there for the 2nd wife's kids..took them and left her remember?
They very much subscribe to the Furious Styles school of parenting 'only a man can teach a man how to be a man'

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

That was real ...he said better to die a man on his feet than live a lifetime on his knees



Vikings about that glory even the women understand. Those fools keep a blonde white wife like they're in the NFL

When he was screaming and hollering when the ship was hitting those swells, that's where Ragnar just shined. Picked his son up and put him right there to face his fears head on put his hand over his mouth like hush you can do it.. and Ivar did it.

He just has the magic touch. Came and told his ex thank you for not turning the kids on me when you could have... had her crying her eyes out.

He's just that guy. Both his wives don't know what to do. They know he ain't shit in some ways and everything they've ever dreamed of or could ever want in a man in so many others.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Called Ivar cripple boy and Ivar felt love in his heart when he called him that. He would've murdered anyone else in that same situation. MURDERED lol

 

[simonmarcel]

Rollo is a got damn fool for leaving his castle.

 

[tpotda]

Little Red Riding hood got real lucky she didn't get murked by Ragnar or 1 of his men

Ivar rolling around killing mofos

Wonder what Lagertha is going to do to Aslaug

 

[stretchwallz]

• Travis Fimmel is so convincing in his portrayal of Ragnar... he will be missed if he dies

• Ragnar and Ivar have a cruel father son relationship that is affectionate in a manly way

• "As soon as you realize you're not normal is when greatness will happen" Ragnar to Ivar

• Rollo was happy to see his kinfolk.... he's tired of living in a palace in a dress #VIKINGLIFE

• Helga goes on every raid like she's an asset ? not a distraction or liability

• Floki insults Rollo to his face with the police holding him back

• William the Conqueror is seen for the first time... Rollo's son is a problem for England

• Sorry trick! Ivar wasn't falling for that free coochie coupon.... take this knife

• Largetha ain't letting that Kattegat shit ride... Auslag is target #1

• Ubbe and Sigurd let some side bitch get them off guard and imprisoned ?

• Ivar called Ragnar a donkey.... LOL

• King Ecbert is wild, has no issue banging his son's wife and letting everyone know

• He's not just one man "HE'S THE HISTORY OF HIS RACE" ....hell of a designation for Ragnar

• You renounced your heritage and your world... ...Queen Gisla like all women trying to change/manipulate a man

• Bjorn and the Vikings sacrificed Rollo to the drowned God ? what is dead may never die

• Auslag reaches for the Green Destiny or Excalibur

• Act like a cripple so they won't be threatened by you ...things you should tell black teenagers for $200 Alex?

 

[ViCiouS]

• Act like a cripple so they won't be threatened by you ...things you should tell black teenagers for $200 Alex?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Let's just begin with if they did a spinoff of Ivar and Ragnar, I'd just watch that. Not that everything else isn't great it is, but that type of dynamic chemistry they have, you'd really believe they were father and son.
Only rivaled by him and Bjern's chemistry on screen. Touching shit from beginning to end. Told him he was special told him he cared. The trip no matter how it ends is a success because he finally got his father's approval.

Let's also not act like that fool wasn't incredible killing them dudes. He rolled over twice then threw the damn axe in like 2 seconds. broad said you can have this pussy and he stuck her like i dont want it.

Rollo sold all the way out on the outside. Had the wife didn't even name his kids a viking name or nothing. Just sold the fuck out like a japanese father name all of his sons Matthew and Tom
BUT when that thunder came calling he couldn't deny it. Ironside - which is fucking hilarious because I think of that show that was on NBC by the same name - kept his cool he knew what time it was.
Had to haze him a little bit before allowing him to pillage you can't just come back you gotta get drowned a little bit famalama.

Largetha- Queen bitch of the entire universe. Trained her people to come take that shit FROM the devil looking queen. Set it up. I mean let's be real, that's what a queen in that time is supposed to be. Out there being a warrior and shit to match her husband that's what made her and ragnar so special. He ain't have to leave his woman home she was there with him fucking and killing.
Now she got the spot back and she'll have the loyalty of the people and Ragnar won't give a single fuck about it and Bjern ain't gonna say shit, Ivar don't give a fuck either he cares about what Ragnar thinks so it's just the two that got trapped by some slave pussy
They bitches anyway because if they weren't they'd be on the voyage like their other brothers who are clearly NOT bitches

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Rollo is a got damn fool for leaving his castle.

You can't run from who you are no matter how hard you try. He wasn't even thinking about pillaging and shit until he saw the fleet.
It's like when an ex stripper from 05 hears a lil jon record
it's like OH SHIT that's me.. that's who i am.. i forgot.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

• Helga goes on every raid like she's an asset ? not a distraction or liability

She's the only thing keeping him sane that's why she's with him by his side no matter what and where. Floki would literally just murder one of Rollo's kid and do a little diddy bop if she wasn't there.
We remember how he was before he fell into her pussy don't we? There's a reason he lived off in the distance behind some rocks in the suburbs and it wasn't cause he was making ships lol

 

[ViCiouS]

Ragnar and king Ecbert are killing it in their scenes

 

[BenQ]

y'all think ragnar second wife is going to die next episode ?

 

[ViCiouS]

y'all think ragnar second wife is going to die next episode ?

nah

 

[BenQ]

nah

I just saw it now she did die
Unless she really a witch and comes back


I thought this show airs on Thursdays

 

[ViCiouS]

I just saw it now she did die
Unless she really a witch and comes back


I thought this show airs on Thursdays

I know - I had already seen the ep - Largatha gave her a good death and really nice funeral

 

[stretchwallz]

• Damn Largetha shot Auslag in the back.... that was cold

• The look in Ivar's eyes is why you always kill the son too. Dont F-- with them

• "You Vikings. You emerge from the womb with only one thing on your mind. How to die. What of all the things in between?”

• Magnus is gonna come back and sodomize Afflewulf, he is Ragnar's son.... he fucked Kwenthrith after the battle

• Ubbe tried to go berserk and kill Largatha but she wasn't fazed

• I can't figure out what Astrid is doing ? she's a wild card. She's Largatha lover and what else ?

• Siggurd is a dick, of all Ragnar sons he's the disappointment. His moms dies and he's worried about her side dude?

• Great dialogue between Ragnar and Ecbert about the afterlife... had that drunk convo many times with family.

• Ragnar is playing chess with all of England.... he knows what his sons are VIKING (there will be no mercy)

• Althestan being the father of King Alfred the Great explains a lot. Aflred being the most pious king in history

• Ecbert “He that increases knowledge increases sorrow.” extremely profound

• The shit is about to hit the fan.... The Great Heathen Army will form like Voltron after Ragnar's death

 

[ViCiouS]

• You Vikings. You emerge from the womb with only one thing on your mind. How to die. What of all the things in between?”

"are you talking about women? "

• Magnus is gonna come back and sodomize Afflewulf, he is Ragnar's son.... he fucked Kwenthrith after the battle

Magnus is not Ragnar's kid - Ragnar didn't sleep with the princess... plus they tied that scene in with Ragnar meeting Athelstan's kid... "I understand without explanation, that this is Athelstan's son" vs when Ecbert said "I always had my doubts about that kid"

Now Ivar definitely will have special plans for Afflewulf

• Siggurd is a dick, of all Ragnar sons he's the disappointment. His moms dies and he's worried about her side dude?

I don't blame him - he had a front row seat to her fuckery, and he was the one that showed her that she was only one of many "another hole" in need of Halberd... besides she almost let him and Uber die while she was tricking- but goes to great lengths to keep Ivar alive against tradition... so he is also envious

• Ecbert “He that increases knowledge increases sorrow.” extremely profound

 

[stretchwallz]

Magnus is not Ragnar's kid - Ragnar didn't sleep with the princess...

Yes he did, she pee'd on him saying her piss was medicinal... then she rode him.

Magnus looks like a north man too. None of the saxons have blonde hair or blue eyes

 

[neoafrican]

The princess was fucking mad Vikings and other soldiers. Who knows WHOSE baby that is...

But I did think she peed on him, then peed on him again since pee is antiseptic.

They left it open to suggestion so you'd believe the baby was Ragnar's - at least until he said that was bullshit.

Now, Ragnar could have just been lying, seeing as how the king said the princess was dead (she was the only one who could dispute his claim).

 

[ViCiouS]

Yes he did, she pee'd on him saying her piss was medicinal... then she rode him.

Magnus looks like a north man too. None of the saxons have blonde hair or blue eyes

ok - but iirc she did sleep with other vikings...
the way the writers did the episode- they are implying its not Ragnars kid
or maybe because he wasn't raised as a Viking he could never be Ragnar's son

 

[ViCiouS]

Ragnar dies hard... forcing kings to question their faith

 

[rNubb]

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Ragnar went out on his own terms. That's what anybody could ever ask for.
Depraved ass cac's man I swear. To think of the way that they killed him? Just depraved ass human beings.
Ivar is that dude. He finally got his father's love and this is what he comes home to? He looked at his two brothers' like they were bitches for sitting there.
Gave him his name- The boneless
Oh man wait until Bjern hears about this
This shit is about to get so thick. They bout to be killing fetuses.

 

[BenQ]

Add Ragnar to the people we lost in 2016

 

[BenQ]

Ragnar went out on his own terms. That's what anybody could ever ask for.
Depraved ass cac's man I swear. To think of the way that they killed him? Just depraved ass human beings.
Ivar is that dude. He finally got his father's love and this is what he comes home to? He looked at his two brothers' like they were bitches for sitting there.
Gave him his name- The boneless
Oh man wait until Bjern hears about this
This shit is about to get so thick. They bout to be killing fetuses.

I think he got off easy Ragnar being killed by snakes , it could be worst
Burn alive , remember vlad the impaler ?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

I think he got off easy Ragnar being killed by snakes , it could be worst
Burn alive , remember vlad the impaler ?

Man he got burned up, beat up, stabbed up, cut up, then dropped and probably broke his back on the fall only to be bitten by snakes..which hurts..and then constricted to death in a pitch black pit?
that's pretty bad.

 

[woodchuck]

Something from my weird brain: How come the snakes don't bite the people that are holding them up to incite the crowd? Why the constrictors? They're not venomous or necessary. Also, that weather looked less than warm. Those snakes wouldn't have been that active. Jus' sayin'. (Yes, I know it's just TV)

 

[Soul On Ice]

damn RIP
crazy seeing Young Ragnar in the flashback clips
Ivar WILL bust someones head and soon




also am I the only one who had visons of a public american lynching Black men flashback when they had him up the air?! And everyone sitting back enjoying that shit

 

[stretchwallz]

One of the best character portrayals of a mythic figure on television... Well done Travis Fimmel. RIP RAGNAR

• Use your anger intelligently and the world will come to fear Ivar the Boneless
• Ivar and Alfred play chess... they don't speak the same language but they do strategically (great foreshadowing)
• "HAPPINESS IS NOTHING" - Ragnar
• King Ecbert compares himself to Pontius Pilate and wanders the countryside disguised as Odin?
• “You must seek revenge ...not on Aelle. On Ecbert.” (Ragnar didn't forget)
• The seer told Ragnar one day a blind man would see him, and then he would be no more
• These Saxons are more afraid of a shackled Ragnar, than 2 cops in Cleveland of a black teen with a water-gun
• "The gods are man’s creation to give answers that they are too afraid to give themselves."- Ragnar
• Difficult to be a free thinker in an age of zealots and followers ...hard lesson learned by Ragnar & others
• The Passion of Ragnar won't break him, cut him, beat him, burn him.... too Viking too hard
• Go to sleep dream of Athelstan saying lords prayer in peace, wake up and hear same prayer with malice ?
• Ragnar with the final defiance shouted out the Aesir, Valkryries and Valhalla... in Christianity's face
• Obi Wan Ecbert smiles...he knows Ragnar doesn't believe any of it.
• I guess the snakes are symbolic for Christians ? the serpent and evil
• ALL OF THEM ARE COMING ....the million pagan army, Bjorn, Rollo, Floki, Ubbe, Ivar, and more
• Ivar just lost him mom and dad in the same month? Largatha may not live much longer
• Ivar looked at his brothers like WTF have ya'll been doing?
• Who is the one eyed man approaching Kattegat at the end of this episode ?

 

[stretchwallz]

also am I the only one who had visons of a public american lynching Black men flashback when they had him up the air?! And everyone sitting back enjoying that shit

NO I FELT THE SAME ENERGY......

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Ivar was def like "Where was YO ANTENNAE when mom was being killed???"