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Vikings is back for season four and BRUTAL as ever !!!!

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  • Ragnar is torn between two worlds, the gates to Vahalla closed on him
  • What do the Vikings do with all that plunder from raids ? they have no stores or natural resources
  • Bjorn may as well cue up that Mary J Blige "Your Child" ...as he refuses to acknowledge his daughter
  • You could live 10 lifetimes and never get a woman as loyal as Floki's
  • Ragnar is always thinking 5 steps ahead, sized up his wife and Bjorn in mere seconds.
  • Princess of Paris is crying as if she knows Rollo is going full ZOD tonight (#NoLube)
  • Ignore-A-Chick always works ! Rollo says stop you're tickling me with that puny knife
  • Earl Kalf wants to get in those Largetha shield walls (so do I) he executed half his village for it
  • Damn he was dead already....castration too? Largetha that was excessive
  • Bjorn going into the winter wilderness to find the Hateful Eight ?
  • Ragnar's shadow is long, Rollo's jealousy never ends. Treason made easy with the high ground and projectiles
 
Bjorn found a log cabin with 17th century architecture ?

Duke Rollo don't know how to act after a Pantene treatment

Ragnar slapped the respect out of Aslaug

The queen of Mercia was always a little nuts but she refused to go out like a punk
 
nobody watching this show anymore

I fuck with it....every season has started slow then exploded.

  • Bjorn gutting people and taking fools wives
  • Rollo moved from Compton to Riverside and got that medieval Rosetta Stone
  • Floki is the new witch doctor ?
  • Ragnar high off that opium with Edu eating snakes and singing David Bowie songs
  • The French princess said I'm only hungry for that Viking dick
  • King Harold wants Queen Aslaug from back in high school, when he was riding the bus
  • Everybody creeping in England

 
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  • Ivar the terrible got his first kill ...the kid is dark
  • Largetha told Kalf she was gonna kill him when he usurped her
  • Floki walked in the hall like Darth Maul
  • Ragnar hooked on that opium
  • All of Ragnars sons become famous / infamous
  • Chinese water foreplay seems climatically fast
  • King Finehair and his brother are acting shady
  • Screw Mercia and Queen Gwyneth
  • Rollo got the princess so sprung she thinks he's not a Viking anymore
 
I still don't understand why the French value Rollo so much, now that they've killed his men. He's just one man.
Rollo is teaching them
look back at the English invasions, the Vikings mopped the floor with them using more efficient battle tactics
notice how the english fought then vs how the english were training 2 episodes ago
 
I don't like that they went from Ragnar asking the new dude who he is, to him polishing boat oars. I wanted to see what he said to him that night. Why the hell does a toddler have a functioning axe? Kalf got caught slipping. She told him she was going to kill him.
 
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I still don't understand why the French value Rollo so much, now that they've killed his men. He's just one man.

Intel ...the Viking destroyed them in Paris, they had to pay them a fortune to leave. Because they had no information on their strategies.

The French aren't fools they know the Northmen are coming back. Rollo gives them a fighting chance

Imagine if a professional football team never saw Aaron Rodgers and the Packers passing attack ...after that loss they would scout aggressively
 
Rollo gon get that Blood Eagle on his ass! You know, if Ragnar gets off the shit. Maybe Bjorn will have to get him. They need better recon on Paris.
 
Vikings episodes are outstanding when they feature raids and siege warfare

  • Ragnar can never get Largetha out of his system
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  • Rollo hit them with the 85 Bears 46 defense...they couldn't get 10 yards
  • Rollo hit them with BARS as he crushed the fleet
Up until the overturned keel, clamber with a heart of steel
Cold is the ocean spray, and your death is on it's way
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  • Apparently they don't have marshes or swamps in Norway
  • Princess Gisla isn't ready to meet Largetha... trust me that's not what she wants
  • THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY MY LOVE
  • Harbard comes to Kattagat goes #NoPullout on all the wives (he's Odin?)
  • Bjorn is coming into his own, he's definitely has next
  • Damn Helga is dying....she's the most down ass chick Floki could get
  • Floki having wet dreams? or is that part of his transition of becoming the new Seer ?
  • Ragnar brought his dope dealer on the road with him, tweaking like Gator in Jungle Fever
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Ok glad I wasn't the only one watching. Man Rollo is one bitch ass coon man. Super supreme coon deluxe of the first kind. Abandoned his entire heritage took a wife learned their tongue became a Christian and now killing his own people I MEAN GOT DAMN how much coon can you be? He's it he's at the cooning point.

Ragnar love him some Largetha and i don't blame him that's a bad ass woman man. DOWN he knows everyday he fucked up leaving her. That's his wife and his eternal love and they both know it. Nobody is going to take their place.

Fuck Floki man im tired of him being alive. Ragnar man he just helps and helps and helps and helps and helps and they just shit on him. Had one million reasons to kill him and didn't. Even buried his damn child for him.

Stretch you're right. That this is how you repay my love. Rollo couldn't even do his smirk. He just had to give the blank stare like damn I'm a bitch ass viking. Damn. Ragnar looked like Scarface when he got up from the coke table when he said that shit.

I love Bjorn this year. That's how you do it. Dude was like yea I'm the prince but I'm going to go out on my own 2 into the wilderness. Bjorn got so grown he came back calling his parents by their 1st name and they respond. Bjorn is the best thing that Ragnar and Largetha has ever done and they know it. Dude is a leader. Dude is just.. I loved how he played with old boy like is this your daddy ring? mmhmmm Ok if you say so lol.

I want Bjorn to dominate. It's crazy cause Ragnar is still in his prime but Bjorn is so mature and ready that he could just retire early and the business would be in good hands.
 
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When Ragnar's vision is connected to Floki's inginuity they're a problem

Largatha is still Ragnar's bottom bitch... She's about to shank King Harald

I thought Bjorn was dead!

They put that whip in the Count's life

"Possession is the opposite of love" ...Harbard banging all these hoes

Edu met the drowned God ...don't threaten an addict

Wessex resembles the soap opera days of our lives
 
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