Vikings show
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R.I.P Athelstan ....
Now Ragnar has no one to talk with about abstract ideas or concepts
Now Ragnar has no one to talk with about abstract ideas or concepts
Vikings " new history channel show ,game of Thrones?
Mike Tyson theory: everyone has a plan until you punch them in the nose
Pain compromises honor
I knew that was coming with Floki
Just had a kid he didn't know about
And why did she wait until after the ear to give up the name
Mike Tyson theory: everyone has a plan until you punch them in the nose
Pain compromises honor
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King Eggbert is my boy "I don't have any friends" and he bangs all the women in his domain...queen, daughter in law, etc
Floki is like starscream; a mad genius engineer but he can't lead... Ragnar knows this
The French don't look like they're built for war
SHEILD WALL !
Killing Athelstan turned Ragnar into a Viking Jedi monk ? Martyrdom is powerful ...the cross on Ragnar has more influence
Prince Athelwulf is crazy drinking wine from Kwenthrith
Judith walking around with that T-boz asymmetric hair style to cover that ear ...singing "so I creep"
Rollo is the most unsung of all the Vikings but brings the most ruckus
Floki is like starscream; a mad genius engineer but he can't lead... Ragnar knows this
The French don't look like they're built for war
SHEILD WALL !
Killing Athelstan turned Ragnar into a Viking Jedi monk ? Martyrdom is powerful ...the cross on Ragnar has more influence
Prince Athelwulf is crazy drinking wine from Kwenthrith
Judith walking around with that T-boz asymmetric hair style to cover that ear ...singing "so I creep"
Rollo is the most unsung of all the Vikings but brings the most ruckus
Vikings took a beating today
Ragnar got a good look inside Paris while he was up there , he paused like damn these ninjas living the good life , them some nice houses
And looking at the previews for next week they gonna try again
the gods do not favor you floki
After that boring better call Saul finale , I needed this
Ragnar got a good look inside Paris while he was up there , he paused like damn these ninjas living the good life , them some nice houses
And looking at the previews for next week they gonna try again
the gods do not favor you floki
After that boring better call Saul finale , I needed this
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I don't understand how Ragnar had an ulterior motive for putting Floki in charge. He was willing to lose the battle just to make Floki look bad? Also, how are they attacking Paris again next week when most of their people are dead?
Largatha was sexy as hell leading the vikings towards the gates at the beginning
The emperor was scared as a brotha at a traffic stop behind that mask.
During armed confrontations Ragnar become dark ages Neo ...he avoids swords and arrows like they're moving in slow motion
No one goes blood lust better than Rollo
"A title does not make a man a leader" line of the show
Ragnar just wanted to see Paris ...if what Athestan said was true, he'll be on a French maiden next
I thought Bjorn was dead
Earl Kalf played that well, he saw the setup and saved Lagartha. Then accepted the threat of her killing him AFTER he kills that pussy !
Floki decided to baptize himself in Lake Minnetonka after the loss ?
Ragnar knows Floki killed Athlestan he also understands law 38 or the 48 laws of power "think as you like but behave like others"
Floki has a hardline belief in his "gods" so much so that he can't see how it alienates him from others. Therefore he can't gain allies, which are needed in a Christian land to defeat Christians. Ragnar can disarm others by showing them his cross (or his priest) whether he believes in it or not... Remember how Ragnar made Rollo get baptized? That was for leverage only
Now with a smaller Viking army the French are overconfident and vulnerable to a small special forces style attack.
He also gained a psychological advantage over Floki who won't be so eager to question him about Odin and shit going forward
The emperor was scared as a brotha at a traffic stop behind that mask.
During armed confrontations Ragnar become dark ages Neo ...he avoids swords and arrows like they're moving in slow motion
No one goes blood lust better than Rollo
"A title does not make a man a leader" line of the show
Ragnar just wanted to see Paris ...if what Athestan said was true, he'll be on a French maiden next
I thought Bjorn was dead
Earl Kalf played that well, he saw the setup and saved Lagartha. Then accepted the threat of her killing him AFTER he kills that pussy !
Floki decided to baptize himself in Lake Minnetonka after the loss ?
Ragnar knows Floki killed Athlestan he also understands law 38 or the 48 laws of power "think as you like but behave like others"
Floki has a hardline belief in his "gods" so much so that he can't see how it alienates him from others. Therefore he can't gain allies, which are needed in a Christian land to defeat Christians. Ragnar can disarm others by showing them his cross (or his priest) whether he believes in it or not... Remember how Ragnar made Rollo get baptized? That was for leverage only
Now with a smaller Viking army the French are overconfident and vulnerable to a small special forces style attack.
He also gained a psychological advantage over Floki who won't be so eager to question him about Odin and shit going forward
Siege of Paris (885–86)
The Siege of Paris of 885–86 was part of a Viking raid on the Seine, in the Kingdom of the West Franks. The siege was the most important event of the reign of Charles the Fat, and a turning point in the fortunes of the Carolingian dynasty and the history of France. It also proved to the Franks the strategic importance of Paris, at the time only a small island town. The siege is the subject of an eyewitness account in the Latin poem Bella Parisiacae urbis of Abbo Cernuus.
With hundreds of ships, and possibly tens of thousands of men, the Vikings arrived outside Paris in late November 885, at first demanding tribute. This was denied by Odo, Count of Paris, despite the fact that he only could assemble a couple of hundred soldiers to defend the city. The Vikings attacked with a variety of siege engines, but failed to break through the city walls after some days of intense attacks. The siege was upheld after the initial attacks, but without any significant offence for months thereafter. As the siege went on, most of the Vikings left Paris to pillage further upriver. The Vikings made a final unsuccessful attempt to take the city during the summer, and in October, Charles the Fat arrived with his army.
To the frustration of the Parisians who had fought for a long time to defend the city, Charles stopped short of attacking the Viking besiegers, and instead allowed them to sail further up the Seine to raid Burgundy (which was in revolt), as well as promising a payment of 700 livres (pounds; 257 kg). Odo, highly critical of this, tried his best to defy the promises of Charles, and when Charles died in 888, Odo was elected the first non-Carolingian king of the Franks.
The Siege of Paris of 885–86 was part of a Viking raid on the Seine, in the Kingdom of the West Franks. The siege was the most important event of the reign of Charles the Fat, and a turning point in the fortunes of the Carolingian dynasty and the history of France. It also proved to the Franks the strategic importance of Paris, at the time only a small island town. The siege is the subject of an eyewitness account in the Latin poem Bella Parisiacae urbis of Abbo Cernuus.
With hundreds of ships, and possibly tens of thousands of men, the Vikings arrived outside Paris in late November 885, at first demanding tribute. This was denied by Odo, Count of Paris, despite the fact that he only could assemble a couple of hundred soldiers to defend the city. The Vikings attacked with a variety of siege engines, but failed to break through the city walls after some days of intense attacks. The siege was upheld after the initial attacks, but without any significant offence for months thereafter. As the siege went on, most of the Vikings left Paris to pillage further upriver. The Vikings made a final unsuccessful attempt to take the city during the summer, and in October, Charles the Fat arrived with his army.
To the frustration of the Parisians who had fought for a long time to defend the city, Charles stopped short of attacking the Viking besiegers, and instead allowed them to sail further up the Seine to raid Burgundy (which was in revolt), as well as promising a payment of 700 livres (pounds; 257 kg). Odo, highly critical of this, tried his best to defy the promises of Charles, and when Charles died in 888, Odo was elected the first non-Carolingian king of the Franks.
one of the livest episodes of the series.
when floki let out the war horn? i was ready to fight my damn self
but boy did they get their ass whooped hahahha
as soon as she said "and one day i will kill you" i would've said "im good"
shit was so good i had to check in the middle of the episode to see if this was the season finale.
Floki mind was playing tricks on him. he was in there calling himself insane, put the knife to his throat then was scared to come out the water
Rollo is that dude. That princess or whoever she is was might confident when she brought the flag. looking down at everybody like yea!
Rollo got to the top and was killing everybody. He could've climbed over but he didn't he stood there taking people out and yelling She looked at him like "Well damn" he looked at her like "Yea this what a real dude look like"
Ragnar got up there and did the same thing though. He got up there and was killing EVERYBODY .. like not 1 or 2 but everybody 5 people had hands on him before his crazy ass threw his own self off the wall lmao
when floki let out the war horn? i was ready to fight my damn self
but boy did they get their ass whooped hahahha
as soon as she said "and one day i will kill you" i would've said "im good"
shit was so good i had to check in the middle of the episode to see if this was the season finale.
Floki mind was playing tricks on him. he was in there calling himself insane, put the knife to his throat then was scared to come out the water
Rollo is that dude. That princess or whoever she is was might confident when she brought the flag. looking down at everybody like yea!
Rollo got to the top and was killing everybody. He could've climbed over but he didn't he stood there taking people out and yelling She looked at him like "Well damn" he looked at her like "Yea this what a real dude look like"
Ragnar got up there and did the same thing though. He got up there and was killing EVERYBODY .. like not 1 or 2 but everybody 5 people had hands on him before his crazy ass threw his own self off the wall lmao
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Yes. Floki thought he knew best, to the point that he killed the priest.
Ragnar showed him how much he knew tonight
Hopefully nobody. I thought it would've been Floki when he went all Michael Douglas falling down inside of his ladder and shit
Ragnar fucked up now. Every ruler who converted to Christianity eventually had their culture fade into oblivion.
Will they be brave and kill off Ragnar? Like i told my girl it's called VIKINGS, not Ragnar n them.
Ragnar your current and ex wife are out there killing Christians & you getting baptize
Maybe Ragnars son dies next episode , in the preview his leasing another charge on Paris or his in the battle
Bjorn is in historical reference so i don't think he dies yet. But shit the show could just be like... fuck it. lol Either way i'll be excited.
Vikings " new history channel show ,game of Thrones?
Why does Helga go with them on raids ? She doesn't fight she just stalks floki
Ragnar seeing Odin and Athlestan at the same time ?
The princess was intoxicated by Rollo again
Ecgbert made a mistress out of his sons wife ! :LOL:
Ragnar assimilating ? that Christianity kills your uniqueness & identity
I can't see this show without Ragnar
What does a king do Bjorn ? He rules! yes good, HE RULES and as a ruler I have the last say MEEEE!!! Not you, not you, not you and not you !
You have all had your ideas and they've have all failed ....I WILL NOT
Why does Helga go with them on raids ? She doesn't fight she just stalks floki
Ragnar seeing Odin and Athlestan at the same time ?
The princess was intoxicated by Rollo again
Ecgbert made a mistress out of his sons wife ! :LOL:
Ragnar assimilating ? that Christianity kills your uniqueness & identity
I can't see this show without Ragnar
What does a king do Bjorn ? He rules! yes good, HE RULES and as a ruler I have the last say MEEEE!!! Not you, not you, not you and not you !
You have all had your ideas and they've have all failed ....I WILL NOT
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Whenever Rollo wants the pussy he can have it-
They were rolling dudes up like carpet in that corridor funniest shit ive seen in a while-
French Montana is a bitch wouldn't even go to the front lines where his daughter was-
White prince rolled into Viking territory imagined he was fine and ended up with scorched hands.. funny as fuck
Fucking devious ass measured ass King fucking his son wife-
Ragnar would lay in the blood and not run from it-
If you're going to get beheaded, that's how you go out there's no other way-
Ragnar hit everybody there like, look im the fucking man i didn't want to be because of yall and yall bullshit (bernic mac voice), i am who i am. one of the best speeches on the show.
Bjern was looking like damn there my daddy go
Lagatha was looking like ooh shit there go the man i love
Rollo was like FUCK brother where you been?
Floki...was floki
Ragnar came there like yea I want to be baptized in the funk!
Priest tried to tell him he's going to hell, he told him that's not your decision. At that moment everything the priest had status wise should have been shattered on impact of delivering of those words.. too bad they can't understand what he said
Better not kill him. Just better not
They were rolling dudes up like carpet in that corridor funniest shit ive seen in a while-
French Montana is a bitch wouldn't even go to the front lines where his daughter was-
White prince rolled into Viking territory imagined he was fine and ended up with scorched hands.. funny as fuck
Fucking devious ass measured ass King fucking his son wife-
Ragnar would lay in the blood and not run from it-
If you're going to get beheaded, that's how you go out there's no other way-
Ragnar hit everybody there like, look im the fucking man i didn't want to be because of yall and yall bullshit (bernic mac voice), i am who i am. one of the best speeches on the show.
Bjern was looking like damn there my daddy go
Lagatha was looking like ooh shit there go the man i love
Rollo was like FUCK brother where you been?
Floki...was floki
Ragnar came there like yea I want to be baptized in the funk!
Priest tried to tell him he's going to hell, he told him that's not your decision. At that moment everything the priest had status wise should have been shattered on impact of delivering of those words.. too bad they can't understand what he said
Better not kill him. Just better not
I had a feeling that casket was a trojan horse. This show can't go on without Ragnar. Rollo has to go now.
After Ragnar forgave him the last time he fought against him?
After Ragnar forgave him the last time he fought against him?
This show any good?
How does it compare to others in the same timepiece/fantasy/war genre?
If theres any faggotry like some of those you niggas droll over then you can keep this shit.
How does it compare to others in the same timepiece/fantasy/war genre?
If theres any faggotry like some of those you niggas droll over then you can keep this shit.
Ragnar is simply playing chess with real people "I won" or checkmate to emperor silk panties
What is up with CACs whipping and torturing women?
Pussy is a priceless asset, it can start or stop wars even turn brothers into adversary's
Rollo on his Rosetta Stone French edition, happy and shit the princes and him create the Norman culture
Floki has some serious emotional issues with Ragnar.
I knew from Bjorn's face he wasn't dead
So the Vikings just want to raid for the glory of pillaging?
Season 3 feels incomplete ...who was the dude that fucked Auslog? (Ragnar's wife)
What is up with CACs whipping and torturing women?
Pussy is a priceless asset, it can start or stop wars even turn brothers into adversary's
Rollo on his Rosetta Stone French edition, happy and shit the princes and him create the Norman culture
Floki has some serious emotional issues with Ragnar.
I knew from Bjorn's face he wasn't dead
So the Vikings just want to raid for the glory of pillaging?
Season 3 feels incomplete ...who was the dude that fucked Auslog? (Ragnar's wife)
With Justified over Vikings moves into the #2 spot
Ragnar and Rollo finally have to fight to the death
Sven about to take over and watch his back
King Eckbert not to be taken lightly
This my show! THey have some pretty decent writing
Vikings " new history channel show ,game of Thrones?
Check out The Last Kingdom on BBC America
It's the other side of Vikings and just as good
Check out The Last Kingdom on BBC America
It's the other side of Vikings and just as good
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anybody know where you can see the uncut version of this show?
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