Vicious fart leads to cops finding guy hiding from them

[cli-terminator]

Suspect who hid from cops passed gas so loudly they were able to locate him

By BLAKE ALSUP
| NEW YORK DAILY NEWS |
JUL 09, 2019 | 11:01 PM

Clay County Sheriff's officers on patrol.

Cops didn’t even need a K9 officer to sniff this guy out.

A man with a felony warrant passed gas so loudly while cops were searching for him over the weekend that it gave up his hiding spot.

Police didn’t name the man in their post, but said his warrant was for possession of a controlled substance.

The Clay County Sheriff’s Office in Missouri made a post to congratulate the Liberty Police Department on “using their senses to sniff him out.”



Liberty Police in turn thanked the sheriff’s office for “airing out a wanted person’s dirty laundry and fanning the flames.”

“The Liberty Police Department was surprised to see this incident slip out, which stinks for the arrestee," Liberty Police wrote.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/na...oZbWR_GNC_OHVPzhqDyabscphkbgtycRQPZsfkZv1iCCo

 

[shaddyvillethug]

What’s up with you and flauntance?

 

[cli-terminator]

What’s up with you and flauntance?

Man this story was too funny to not post

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Man this story was too funny to not post

Where was he hiding at?

In a crib?

Out in the woods?

 

[cli-terminator]

Where was he hiding at?

In a crib?

Out in the woods?

I know as much as you do about this.

 

[Mr. Del]

flauntance

Nigga

 

[Dr. Truth]

flauntance?

You retarded ass nigga

 

[badboyyawdie]

What’s up with you and flauntance?

Pardon me while I ercetify! Scuse, scuse me rectify the flauntance of the flatulence my brother!

 

[TEN]

What’s up with you and flauntance?

 

[DJ]

Shitty way to get caught.

 

[Shaka54]

Where was he hiding at?

In a crib?

Out in the woods?

He was in the woods. Muhfucka had the bubble guts he was so nervous I guess.

 

[smoovejazz]

Shitty way to get caught.

Shit puns are coming out like the runs today! What's up with that shit?

Anyway, that's enough of that shit.

 

[Kemo07]

 

[THE DRIZZY]

The pigs caught wind of his location.

 

[mcguyver]

What’s up with you and flauntance?

You got a problem with him flaunting his shit?

 

[Mixd]

 

[CoTtOnMoUf]

Aww, damn!

 

[shaddyvillethug]

iPhone spell check

 

[Dannyblueyes]

I bet the controlled substance was cocaine cut with baby laxative.

The kind of toot to make you poot

 

[Sango]

 

[Mr.Chuckles]

 

[smoovejazz]

I bet the controlled substance was cocaine cut with baby laxative.

The kind of toot to make you poot

The pigs caught wind of his location.

Ba dum bump kish!

Where are y'all performing this weekend? I'll bring the eggs and rotten tomatoes.



Just kidding!

You got a problem with him flaunting his shit?

If I bust my ass real good, I'll flaunt it! I'll let everybody know it was me before the smell hits them, so they can run before they get assfixated...

...or is it asphyxiated?

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Ba dum bump kish!

Where are y'all performing this weekend? I'll bring the eggs and rotten tomatoes.



Just kidding!

Oh I'm sure I can come up with a lot worse than that

 

[Pimpslap407]

Damn this harsh!

 

[smoovejazz]

Oh I'm sure I can come up with a lot worse than that

Oh shit!



Somebody needs to remake that country song "You've Been Talking In Your Sleep"
with "You've Been Farting In Your Sleep"!

 

[aldoogie]

Pardon me while I ercetify! Scuse, scuse me rectify the flauntance of the flatulence my brother!

Oswald Bates, is that you?

 

[aldoogie]