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WASHINGTON—Complicating Donald J. Trump’s plan to send troops to Chicago, on Thursday thousands of National Guard members called in sick with bone spurs.

The White House was plunged into chaos after receiving over seven thousand notes from guardsmen’s podiatrists, sources said.

At the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed that he would get to the bottom of the bone spurs epidemic by enlisting the nation’s finest medical minds, including Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.

“A sudden outbreak of this size is very suspicious,” Kennedy told reporters. “The most likely culprit is Tylenol.”
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