Ultimate Horror Film Thread

Is Alien a slasher film? Why bring a non-slasher creature feature character into a discussion about slasher films?

You're just muddying the water and being needlessly confusing.
You brought up hollow man.. someone would say wtf he doing in this topic same with final destination being..you keep bringing up non slasher films.,why get mad when I do the same!
 
You brought up hollow man.. someone would say wtf he doing in this topic same with final destination being..you keep bringing up non slasher films.,why get mad when I do the same!
So Alien, a film we both agree isn't a slasher, is the equivalent to bringing up films we're debating are slashers??

Do you know what debates even are?

Not to mention, you're the one arguing Hollow Man is a slasher by saying he's a human killer with a "signature outfit."
 
Jason teleporting failed

Hollow man not having a mask failed

Final destination being a slasher failed

You haven’t debunked shit yet
Neither have you. Oh, and about Death in Final Destination having a "signature outfit," he's depicted as looking like the Grim Reaper in the movies. The skull on the cover is his equivalent to Jason's mask.


Now try to explain why Final Destination isn't a slasher with your arbitrary ass rules.

And I never said Hollow Man didn't have a mask, retard. I said it's not his "signature outfit." You belong on the short bus.
 
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Jason teleporting failed

Menacing Stroll: Jason has the delightfully paradoxical ability to outrun any of his victims without actually moving faster than a slow lumber. In certain movies it borders on outright *teleportation.*

Mobile Menace: Hand-in-hand with the above. As Jason got visibly slower, his ability to move rapidly when no one was looking at him improved dramatically

More proof that Jason is implausible:

Jason X reveals that part of the reason that Jason is as unstoppable as he is is because he is able to regenerate himself; at one point, Rowan remarks that she had previously subjected Jason to electrocutions, firing squad, gas, and hanging, all to no avail.

It was taken further in the Avatar Press comics, as Jason is shown to be able to immediately grow lost tissue back from a grenade blast.

Too Dumb to Live: Many, many characters. Such as Ginny who gets her hands on a chainsaw, hits Jason with it — then, when he falls over, she drops the chainsaw and hits him with a chair instead.
• Most of the victims, period, as they go to Crystal Lake, by then aware of the fact that there have been multiple murder sprees but completely ignoring it anyway.

Willing Suspension of Disbelief:
• The only way any of the movies after the first one would be even possible would be if the audience just accepts that somehow Jason didn't actually drown as a child, ran away to live in the woods for some reason, and everyone just assumes that the missing kid drowned without looking for a body, including his own mother.
• An alternative is explored in that Jason's body was posessed by that little black eel monster you see in Jason Goes to Hell. You still need to give your suspension of disbelief two weeks off at Christmas though...
 
So Alien, a film we both agree isn't a slasher, is the equivalent to bringing up films we're debating are slashers??

Do you know what debates even are?

Not to mention, you're the one arguing Hollow Man is a slasher by saying he's a human killer with a "signature outfit."
You brought up hollow man in a slasher thread, do you want me to show your post? .. you said if hollow man was killing people are you gonna say he’s not a slasher cause he’s invisible.. this was your argument about final destination .. I first pointed out that hollow man was a man pretty much like all slashers , than I pointed out that he also has a costume… don’t try to bring up subjects and fail at trying to prove a point
 
Yeah, only "logs and cars," right? You sound as "autistic" as Jason.

In that car scene what was there? I literally pointed out other ways people have died in final destination, I said ceiling fans, planes, etc.. but you want to act like I never said those things.. you really are autistic…. It’s why you probably would stay in a house that’s haunted thinking maybe tomorrow is going to be different each day.. Forrest Gump stupid is as stupid does as nig
 

Menacing Stroll: Jason has the delightfully paradoxical ability to outrun any of his victims without actually moving faster than a slow lumber. In certain movies it borders on outright *teleportation.*

Mobile Menace: Hand-in-hand with the above. As Jason got visibly slower, his ability to move rapidly when no one was looking at him improved dramatically

More proof that Jason is implausible:

Jason X reveals that part of the reason that Jason is as unstoppable as he is is because he is able to regenerate himself; at one point, Rowan remarks that she had previously subjected Jason to electrocutions, firing squad, gas, and hanging, all to no avail.

It was taken further in the Avatar Press comics, as Jason is shown to be able to immediately grow lost tissue back from a grenade blast.

Too Dumb to Live: Many, many characters. Such as Ginny who gets her hands on a chainsaw, hits Jason with it — then, when he falls over, she drops the chainsaw and hits him with a chair instead.
• Most of the victims, period, as they go to Crystal Lake, by then aware of the fact that there have been multiple murder sprees but completely ignoring it anyway.

Willing Suspension of Disbelief:
• The only way any of the movies after the first one would be even possible would be if the audience just accepts that somehow Jason didn't actually drown as a child, ran away to live in the woods for some reason, and everyone just assumes that the missing kid drowned without looking for a body, including his own mother.
• An alternative is explored in that Jason's body was posessed by that little black eel monster you see in Jason Goes to Hell. You still need to give your suspension of disbelief two weeks off at Christmas though...
None of this said Jason teleports that you posted so what was the point? Stupid is as stupid does

Also Jason goes to hell and Jason in space was literally created by a whole different movie studio that didn’t own the rights to any Friday the 13 films from 1-8, this is why they couldn’t show any clips from the first 8 films in the ninth film and why the beginning of 9 makes no sense and has no consistency of the ending of 8, so they created they own bullshit ideas on Jason that no one respects.. that’s why in 9 him going from body to body through an eel was stupid and was never talked about of done in any previous film.. part 10 him in space is a whole different beast of stupidity..the outfit, his body changing, etc.. once again if you want to look a lil intelligent you won’t use some of the worst examples trying to explain your opinion… nobody will use the 3rd lost boy movie as prime knowledge about the lost boys.. people only acknowledge the first one.. most people don’t acknowledge Jason after Jason goes to manhattan aka part 8 aka the original studio
 
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Neither have you. Oh, and about Death in Final Destination having a "signature outfit," he's depicted as looking like the Grim Reaper in the movies. The skull on the cover is his equivalent to Jason's mask.


Now try to explain why Final Destination isn't a slasher with your arbitrary ass rules.

And I never said Hollow Man didn't have a mask, retard. I said it's not his "signature outfit." You belong on the short bus.

On the poster… that’s not in the movie.. there’s no skull person killing people… there’s movie with magic in it… maybe they dying cause of magic.. magic is not a person..see how quick I can flip the script.. maybe they cursed.. a curse is not a person… so this kills your final destination is a slasher film.. in fact as I pointed out in various killer uses sharp weapons… a plane , a rollercoaster, a bridge collapse, a truck is not sharp weapons they are vehicles… all final destination start off killing people in some major accident hence not knives, axes, swords but vehicles for the most part.. pointing out it’s not a slasher… is Texas chainsaw known for killing people crashing,planes into them? Is chicks known for killing people with trains? Is Michael Myers’s known for killing people with a rollercoaster? The answer is no yet all final destination use these type of things as the initial mass killing
 
You brought up hollow man in a slasher thread, do you want me to show your post? .. you said if hollow man was killing people are you gonna say he’s not a slasher cause he’s invisible.. this was your argument about final destination .. I first pointed out that hollow man was a man pretty much like all slashers , than I pointed out that he also has a costume… don’t try to bring up subjects and fail at trying to prove a point
My guy, learn what an analogy is. I never said Hollow Man was a slasher. I brought it up to make a point. How old are you? You should know the basics of English language syntax at this point.

Furthermore, why were you making the argument about Hollow Man having a "signature outfit" if you don't believe it's a slasher? Make it make sense.
 
In that car scene what was there? I literally pointed out other ways people have died in final destination, I said ceiling fans, planes, etc.. but you want to act like I never said those things.. you really are autistic…. It’s why you probably would stay in a house that’s haunted thinking maybe tomorrow is going to be different each day.. Forrest Gump stupid is as stupid does as nig
You literally said "logs and cars" in the comment I replied to. I'm addressing what you wrote in that particular comment. I address comments one-by-one. If you had named other forms of kills in that comment, you would have a point.

Autistic ass ninja.
 
On the poster… that’s not in the movie.. there’s no skull person killing people… there’s movie with magic in it… maybe they dying cause of magic.. magic is not a person..see how quick I can flip the script.. maybe they cursed.. a curse is not a person… so this kills your final destination is a slasher film.. in fact as I pointed out in various killer uses sharp weapons… a plane , a rollercoaster, a bridge collapse, a truck is not sharp weapons they are vehicles… all final destination start off killing people in some major accident hence not knives, axes, swords but vehicles for the most part.. pointing out it’s not a slasher… is Texas chainsaw known for killing people crashing,planes into them? Is chicks known for killing people with trains? Is Michael Myers’s known for killing people with a rollercoaster? The answer is no yet all final destination use these type of things as the initial mass killing
The Grim Reaper images are from the movie. Do you even read the shit you're replying to?

Also a guy gets his head cut off in one of the deaths. How's that done if not by a sharp weapon?

So if a hypothetical movie was made showing a psychopath in a mask stalking people and killing them with a baseball bat until being defeated by the final girl, would it then cease to be a slasher because he's not using a sharp weapon? Is that it? You're that autistic that nothing else matters except the type of weapon used?

And let's go back to Wikipedia. You used Wikipedia as a source in a comment. Wikipedia listed Leprechaun as a slasher even though he doesn't use any weapon except magic.
 
in fact as I pointed out in various killer uses sharp weapons… a plane , a rollercoaster, a bridge collapse, a truck is not sharp weapons
While you're obsessed with sharp weapons, for decades Freddy has been killing people by sucking their life out through a kiss, force feeding them to death, mangling them in a vehicle wreck, pulverizing them in a bed, smashing them through TVs, etc. None of that is using a sharp weapon.
 
While you're obsessed with sharp weapons, for decades Freddy has been killing people by sucking their life out through a kiss, force feeding them to death, mangling them in a vehicle wreck, pulverizing them in a bed, smashing them through TVs, etc. None of that is using a sharp weapon.

Freddy Krueger is a man check
Has a signature costume check
Killed various people check
Has used his knives hand a bunch of times to kill and attack people check

So a human/ disfigured being that stalks teens/ people and kills them with sharp knives and other weapons..well that’s a slasher

Funny thing is 1 of them clips is syringes a sharp piece of equipment that sticks people, the puppet scene he literally cuts the kids arms and legs than pull his vein out to make him a puppet… another scene he takes his blade and stab one of the kids head with it who happens to be a headless topping on a pizza and he eats him..the tv scene he picks her up and smashes her face through a tv… you do know Jason, Michael Myers’s have snapped people’s body up, threw them shit, etc..every kill isn’t with a sharp object but they do use their hands , feet, body parts to kill… so sucking the breath out of somebody was literally using his mouth, if he would’ve bit her , ripped her tongue out with his teeth it would still go on the lines of using his physical strength to kill her… throw in the towel homie you really desperate looking for every single theme
 
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Freddy Krueger is a man check
Has a signature costume check
Killed various people check
Has used his knives hand a bunch of times to kill and attack people check

So a human/ disfigured being that stalks teens/ people and kills them with sharp knives and other weapons..well that’s a slasher

Funny thing is 1 of them clips is syringes a sharp piece of equipment that sticks people, the puppet scene he literally cuts the kids arms and legs than pull his vein out to make him a puppet… another scene he takes his blade and stab one of the kids head with it who happens to be a headless topping on a pizza and he eats him..the tv scene he picks her up and smashes her face through a tv… you do know Jason, Michael Myers’s have snapped people’s body up, threw them shit, etc..every kill isn’t with a sharp object but they do use their hands , feet, body parts to kill… so sucking the breath out of somebody was literally using his mouth, if he would’ve bit her , ripped her tongue out with his teeth it would still go on the lines of using his physical strength to kill her… throw in the towel homie you really desperate looking for every single theme
So, you're ignoring all of the times he didn't use a blade which is called a confirmation bias.

And what he "would've did" is irrelevant. I'm going by what he did do. He literally sucked the breath out of her. He didn't rip her apart or cut her up. He didn't damage her flesh at all. So, there goes your rule about bladed weapons.

Anyway, I'm glad you're gate-keeping slasher films. I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt by adding better franchises like Final Destination but, as you made very clear, Final Destination isn't a slasher.

So what I said 2 months ago that triggered your sensitive ass still stands. Slashers films are tired and formulaic. They're the least creative horror genre and bottom of the barrel entertainment for retards who believe other retards wearing a mask and holding a knife is scary. Motherfuckers can't run without falling and looking back and that shit is somehow scary. Give me a break.
 
Wow
This was so much better than the last one
Great visuals, a few scares, some real fucked up shit. Dude from sinners is a great villain again.


Was the big Haloti Ngata looking dude important to the story? They put him in the trailer like he's important somehow. Good to hear we have another mainstream horror from a Black director.
 
So, you're ignoring all of the times he didn't use a blade which is called a confirmation bias.

And what he "would've did" is irrelevant. I'm going by what he did do. He literally sucked the breath out of her. He didn't rip her apart or cut her up. He didn't damage her flesh at all. So, there goes your rule about bladed weapons.

Anyway, I'm glad you're gate-keeping slasher films. I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt by adding better franchises like Final Destination but, as you made very clear, Final Destination isn't a slasher.

So what I said 2 months ago that triggered your sensitive ass still stands. Slashers films are tired and formulaic. They're the least creative horror genre and bottom of the barrel entertainment for retards who believe other retards wearing a mask and holding a knife is scary. Motherfuckers can't run without falling and looking back and that shit is somehow scary. Give me a break.
Ok great..go watch ghost that stay in house that nobody smart enough to leave, watch that movie a 1000 times with different titles and think it's exciting

You post things like you breaking history with new info... No shit freddy didn't stab all his victims.. neither did Jason, Michael myers, Chucky, chainsaw massacre.. hell in Friday the 13th Jason killed at least 6 diff people with his bare hands in different ways.. still didn't change the fact that they all did kill lots of victims with sharp weapons.. I already knew you don't care for slasher films and your dislike of them easily showed with all your replies which shows you talk from a bias point of view..
 
Ok great..go watch ghost that stay in house that nobody smart enough to leave, watch that movie a 1000 times with different titles and think it's exciting

You post things like you breaking history with new info... No shit freddy didn't stab all his victims.. neither did Jason, Michael myers, Chucky, chainsaw massacre.. hell in Friday the 13th Jason killed at least 6 diff people with his bare hands in different ways.. still didn't change the fact that they all did kill lots of victims with sharp weapons.. I already knew you don't care for slasher films and your dislike of them easily showed with all your replies which shows you talk from a bias point of view..
No, it shows I have an opinion just like you. You don't like supernatural horror, fine. I don't like slashers.

The difference is I don't act like a bitch when someone says supernatural horror, even specific movies I like, are trash. You, other other hand, act like it's a personal attack on your character. Nigga, you didn't make these movies. If I say shit I don't like is trash, I'm sharing my opinion on the work it's not personal.

You started a months long argument over 1) me saying slashers are repetitive and 2) calling The Toxic Avenger a horror.

At least in a haunted house films bitches know how to run without falling and looking back.
 
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