1st someone please explain how it is an HR nightmare if she but ass naked playing with her self in the office?
No matter what you say or do she is most likely to be the one who gets fired.
If I knew her, I would assume I knew she was the office slut, and since she got her eyes closed, pull my shit out and master bate too, and try to get her to fuck when she notices me.
If I didnt know her I would clear my throat and when she see me I say "You need some help" Either It happen or it dont then. But after she put her clothes back on Im gone try to get the number for later.