Twenty Fourteen: Random Thoughts

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*catches glimpse of self in mirror while smashing * I really do need to lose some weight

Me and you both. I refuse to believe the doctor and her half cocked diagnoses.


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I am so obsessed with this tumbler. And DR. Two more weeks before it starts again.​
 
my mom is the coolest woman in the world.

i turned on gucci mane lemonade to listen to while i washed the dishes. she walks in the house... music full blast and starts
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i love her!
 
Awwwwwwww lol

I love her too :)

she raised one of my most favorite men ev-er

i know you'd be fronting when yall met being all nice and batting your eyelashes and stuff lol

:lol:

that's ok you're one of my favorites too

especially when you're in the light and not in those other places we talk about :yes:
 
i know you'd be fronting when yall met being all nice and batting your eyelashes and stuff lol

:lol:

that's ok you're one of my favorites too

especially when you're in the light and not in those other places we talk about
:yes:

:lol: When I meet anyones mom, I am always on my bestest behaviour ... thats how my parents raised me. Thats why everyones momma that I meet wuvs me :) I never dated a guy and had his mom dislike me

@ the bolded... I know :yes: :flyingkiss:
 
:lol: When I meet anyones mom, I am always on my bestest behaviour ... thats how my parents raised me. Thats why everyones momma that I meet wuvs me :) I never dated a guy and had his mom dislike me

@ the bolded... I know :yes: :flyingkiss:

I know cause I'm the same way.
Whenever I met parents I was a cross between Hoke from Driving miss daisy and G rated adult Eddie Murphy

No lie, a couple of my ex's mom reach out from time to time to see how I'm doing. Saying things to the effect of.. if you want to try again with my baby I'll make it happen :lol:
 
I know cause I'm the same way.
Whenever I met parents I was a cross between Hoke from Driving miss daisy and G rated adult Eddie Murphy

No lie, a couple of my ex's mom reach out from time to time to see how I'm doing. Saying things to the effect of.. if you want to try again with my baby I'll make it happen :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I bumped into 2 of my exes moms and they both were on that tip of why dont I give their son a second chance. I was rotflmao

It tripped me out cuz one of them I hadnt seen in over 10 years but she remembered me and came over to me
 
:lol::lol::lol:

I bumped into 2 of my exes moms and they both were on that tip of why dont I give their son a second chance. I was rotflmao

It tripped me out cuz one of them I hadnt seen in over 10 years but she remembered me and came over to me

permanent impressions :yes:

i don't be trying to hear not none of that.

i have to pat myself on the back though. nobody can go from formal to downright ignorant grammar and sentence structure quite like me
 
And the conversation went like this:

Her:This shit ain't nothing new, I've been with my girl for five years.
Me:Oh, you've been gay for 5yrs?
Her:No! I've been gay my entire life.
Me: Well how in the hell do you explain having 3 babies and 2 fathers?
Her: Nigga you don't know my story, worry about yo bitch!
Me:So you're bi???:confused:
(This all started from Beyonce sexy Grammy performance)
Damn Reposado:smh:
 
lol never tell your man that you CHOSE (who was a broke dude to begin with)... That you woulda been better off with ME.

Heffa damn near didn't escape with her life. You never test a man's pride like that.
 
Arguing with coons is pointless

Also I don't believe for one second that people say shit on here that they don't mean in real life

I need to focus on the 1% of bm that aren't coons
 
*catches glimpse of self in mirror while smashing * I really do need to lose some weight

:lol::lol::lol:

Nothing will make you take your fitness more seriously than either seeing yourself in the mirror while having sex or watching your own sextapes. The latter had me and the wife either going to the gym or buying a shitload of exercise dvds and weights.
 
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