http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp
This story been floatin round the Net for a couple of years
This story been floatin round the Net for a couple of years
To the guy who mugged me and my girlfriend on Monday night - 32 (Miami)
- Thread starter Cock Head Jones
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I'm saving this thread. Classic ownage here. I gotta remember this shit.
Classic thread mainman.
That was straight smooth.
Damn...
To the Thug Latino Guy With the Dumb Looking Mustache Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Miami night before last:
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your "Mami" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vagabond, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. The phone company just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life and the kind of crap that you put other people through every day.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Alex
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1539838256.html
It's funny as hell but he snitched on himself way too many times in it.
Does anyone believe this??
Link says Jan 2009...
Almost everyone, apparently...
That part didn't even occur to me...
Is is POSSIBLE that some people on this board are so gullible, unsophisticated and ill informed as to believe this!!?
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It wasn't real? The Deception!!!!!
i dont know the op personally. i read it, laughed and posted it. nikkas need a sense of humor. 
When he said he filled up the gas tanks of four other people that set off my spidey senses. Then I stopped believing it when he said he vandalized the car.
Rick Ronson
Banned
nice work nigga
instant karma is my shit
you know i looooooooove shit like this
instant karma is my shit
you know i looooooooove shit like this
WHy would the FBI be interested in this? Why is there a craigslist reference? If you had the pistol, how did he get your jacket in the first place?? SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE TRULY TELLING A STORY!
Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
Story is fake.. that paragraph alone.. But still funny.
I would luv to see that played out on the Big screen. Excellent writing.
But if it's all true which I doubt.........
Downtown aint that bad.... If you aint in the model city or Overtown.
You should've took all HIS shit.
For real tho..
Shit sounded like a movie trailer..
Sorry to ruin the fun guys but.....
"I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.)."
^^^This may end up getting time for that statement you just made. 1) You pranked called government officials 2)You came on BGOL and gave evidence 3) The guy can easily said that it was you.
That call was uncalled for you just dug yourself into a shithole playa.
"I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.)."
^^^This may end up getting time for that statement you just made. 1) You pranked called government officials 2)You came on BGOL and gave evidence 3) The guy can easily said that it was you.
That call was uncalled for you just dug yourself into a shithole playa.