Those in long term relationships: how much space do you give/get when using the bathroom?

[55th View]

This was on the Steve Harvey show this week, and a chick said she's been married 20+ years and has never taken a shit w/ her husband in the house...unless he's asleep. I'm not even sure how that's possible - especially given what just happened with COVID. I can see closing the door, but hiding out until he's gone should be virtually impossible. They didn't bother to ask about his approach, but I'm 100% sure he ain't waiting for her ass to leave the house or go to sleep.

What's your comfort zone? Do you give one another space to do your thing, or does love have you to the point where it's no big deal and you walk right in (either during or right afterward)?

 

[ballscout1]

No issues, everybody has their own bathroom

 

[Goingmark40]

that shit literally went out the window the first year for us. you gotta shit go shit. throw some jokes in like running in holding our nose run out, crack the door spray in some air freshener. crack on each other when one of us forget to flush

 

[dbluesun]

ain't nobody doing Brian Pumper shit
but ain;t nobody trippin about taking a dump
hell don;t come/go in the bathroom while it is occupied
spray the freshner afterward
turn on fan/open window
or go to the other bathroom

 

[REDLINE]

We’re all human and all humans have to shit.

I’m not going into a bathroom with a muthafucka shittin or just shitted though.

 

[ballscout1]

 

[julian]

childish foolishness,immature people cant seperate human functions from sexual attractiveness or sexual activity. I have never had a problem with my woman or women I dated or lived with taking a dump,ripping a fart or any other bathroom type function. Just show respect for me and ill show respect for you. I have experienced severe food poisoning we both experienced and we both had it coming from both ends. so then what. nothing just clean each other up and keep it moving. If you live long enough with a true rider you will experience it all.

 

[ballscout1]

childish foolishness,immature people cant seperate human functions from sexual attractiveness or sexual activity. I have never had a problem with my woman or women I dated or lived with taking a dump,ripping a fart or any other bathroom type function. Just show respect for me and ill show respect for you. I have experienced severe food poisoning we both experienced and we both had it coming from both ends. so then what. nothing just clean each other up and keep it moving. If you live long enough with a true rider you will experience it all.

I actually think its just the opposite.

no woman well almost no woman I have ever been with would shit with the door open or want me standing there will they shit......I see it as respect for me they never wanted to be nasty and trifling in front of me.

fart unintentionally sure,,,,but even then the seem truly embarrassed.

Fucck a broad that would just raise a leg and rip one.

 

[julian]

I actually think its just the opposite.

no woman well almost no woman I have ever been with would shit with the door open or want me standing there will they shit......I see it as respect for me they never wanted to be nasty and trifling in front of me.

fart unintentionally sure,,,,but even then the seem truly embarrassed.

Fucck a broad that would just raise a leg and rip one.

thats why I said respect me and I will respect you. As I said before I dated a legit 10 as far as face with what the young people call today a slim fat body and she would rip the loudest bass farts ever(no smell thank God) and it was always the funniest thing ever cause you could never picture this petite beauty elephant farting all the time. So its really context some its funny others its gross and repulsive

 

[34real]

What's your comfort zone? Do you give one another space to do your thing, or does love have you to the point where it's no big deal and you walk right in (either during or right afterward)?

Love will never make me invade my ladys personal space and mine either unless we have to.

You do know love can turn into hate

 

[Coldchi]

For a while she would take a shit and run water in the sink so i wouldnt hear the turds dropping.
after about a year she would just go take a shit with the door wide the fuck open....

 

[easy_b]

Listen, if you younger then you try to give a little time but if you older shit….. if I have to take a dump, I have to take a dump

 

[SamSneed]

For a while she would take a shit and run water in the sink so i wouldnt hear the turds dropping.
after about a year she would just go take a shit with the door wide the fuck open....

Man I ain’t give one single fuck, I think I farted on the second date

She’s still on that,” I’m sorry I farted”, I don’t care just open the window if we’re in the car and you know it smells

She shits with the door closed tho

 

[knightmelodic]

steve harvey? who the fuck would listen to that coon sambo phony ass except another...well.

Anyway, Unless the person is physically unable, pissin' an shittin' are solo sports.

Unless you dig Golden Showers and Cleveland Steamers.

But that's on you.

Literally.

 

[ballscout1]

thats why I said respect me and I will respect you. As I said before I dated a legit 10 as far as face with what the young people call today a slim fat body and she would rip the loudest bass farts ever(no smell thank God) and it was always the funniest thing ever cause you could never picture this petite beauty elephant farting all the time. So its really context some its funny others its gross and repulsive

I had a part-time job at a community college cleaning lecture rooms faculty offices and bathrooms.

One day a mofokr didn't come to work and I had to clean classrooms and the public bathrooms in the halls...Man, I watched all these fine mofo0krs, nothing less than an 8 walk in that bathroom.....
When I finally got to it to clean it. the smell knocked me to my knees.
Then' when I realized fuck all that she fine as frog hair shit..them funky ass mofokrs stanks up a bathroom.

 

[Hey Julian!]

They make double sinks for a reason…

 

[Mr.Mojo]

My girl don't shit when I'm in the house at all..cause she be lightin that muthafucka up!

 

[spider705]

that shit literally went out the window the first year for us. you gotta shit go shit. throw some jokes in like running in holding our nose run out, crack the door spray in some air freshener. crack on each other when one of us forget to flush

Forget to flush??!?!?
Oh HELL nah!

 

[younggiftedandblack]

I give a lot of space to my wife. But she is too comfortable, she'll walk right in to get something or sit right down and start using it while I'm in there.