This is the craziest commercial I've seen in a while (viewing warning for some)

Small doo doo pieces sprayed
and dried up in your toilet bowl
and under the toilet seat.


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Lmao I'm very serious

I lived in Germany for a lil while back in the day and we had one in the house, I thought it was weird at first but I got used to the idea.

My girl got me one almost as a joke gift but after a couple weeks I was like man, I can't believe everybody walking around with shit residue in they ass like it's all good.

That no wiping shit he talking is a lil extra, but honestly you just be drying your ass with the paper because it don't be no shit on it. So you do save on tp.

This conversation is always funny.
 
Lmao I'm very serious

I lived in Germany for a lil while back in the day and we had one in the house, I thought it was weird at first but I got used to the idea.

My girl got me one almost as a joke gift but after a couple weeks I was like man, I can't believe everybody walking around with shit residue in they ass like it's all good.

That no wiping shit he talking is a lil extra, but honestly you just be drying your ass with the paper because it don't be no shit on it. So you do save on tp.

This conversation is always funny.


Give me a bidet but not that.
That looks like it will get dirty
and is just not set up for
cleanliness and to be an
efficient working product. :dunno:
 
Give me a bidet but not that.
That looks like it will get dirty
and is just not set up for
cleanliness and to be an
efficient working product. :dunno:
That is a bidet though lol

Mine is basically the one pictured. All of them are pretty much the same but rebadged for whatever company is hawking them.

I'm not sure what you're envisioning but I own one and it is "set up for cleanliness" and is an efficient working product lol not sure what to tell you there boss. But I ain't selling them so you don't have to believe me :dunno:
 
Went to Tokyo, my Airbnb had bidets. Came back to the states and immediately did Bath Reno with an outlet by the toilet for the bidet seat.

Shit is life changing. Might add a soap dispenser, lmao.
Shit asses don't wanna believe it lol there's no going back

I gotta get a heated joint, I've only got one in the master right now but I'ma put them in the other two bathrooms eventually.
 
Shit asses don't wanna believe it lol there's no going back

I gotta get a heated joint, I've only got one in the master right now but I'ma put them in the other two bathrooms eventually.

Got 2 of these from Costco


The one thing that I had to watch for was the wattage. The fancier ones have a higher maximum Wattage and I didn't want to run a dedicated electrical line for just the bidet. This one was 600W so I was able to daisy chain with no issues.
 
Got 2 of these from Costco


The one thing that I had to watch for was the wattage. The fancier ones have a higher maximum Wattage and I didn't want to run a dedicated electrical line for just the bidet. This one was 600W so I was able to daisy chain with no issues.
Yeah I don't have outlets near any of my toilets so I'm not sure what the solution is. They can't warm without power, correct?

Man in the cold months it get real round this piece lol
 
So none of y’all been to Asia? Japan and Korea been had these for decades. It’s why the womens asses never smell ever. You can eat dinner out a Korean or Japanese woman’s asshole. They got high tech toilet work.

bruh you know I have been there. I have replied directly to your post while in Asia on numerous occasions. Don’t mean I like bidets….
 
a hot shit rag and baby wipes.. this shouldve been standard since you was young.. after you take a shit , the hot water comes on , grab a rag and go to work to fully clean… baby wipes was also another good method.. you can get a 9 pack of baby wipes for under $20 from Costco..each pack 100 inside.. also shitting than showering is key to
 
It's cool til someone fucks it up and you have a combo of shit,piss,water splashing all over the place.....just use wipes.
 
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