Things a straight man shouldn't do...

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Me and a friend were discussing my husband and he had alot of -isms. And it got to me to thinking how funny some of them were. and how actually i agreed with alot of them. I know some people will take this the wrong way. Folks are just salty and sensitive that way. But it really is just supposed to be funny. Or provoke some kind of thought, discussion.

Horizontal stripes.

Men shouldnt' have cats.

Silky black socks. Never trust a man wearing silky black socks.

Or birds. Men shouldn't have birds.

Straight men shouldn't sing rnb songs.

take bubble baths by themselves.

Have unneccasary shoes.

Drive brightly colored cars.

men shouldn't wear red or orange or bright colors in general. "Colors are for chlidren, women and prostitutes."

Wear skinny jeans.

wear cologne when you're just going to be around other men. Why are you putting on cologne and it's just supposed to be u and the boys in a fishing lodge...

Dreadlocks, well long hair in general. Braids. Cornrows. Pressed perms.

a straight man shouldn't be watching 106 and Park.

Never drink anything with your pinky held up.

Or drink those fruity wine coolers.

Wear jerseys as clothing and you're not at a sporting event and you're over 30

In a revolving door 2 grown men shouldn't be in the same space inside a revolving door.

And in the bathroom 2 grown men shouldn't stand next to each other at the urinals. If there is space.

No wearing fruity flavored lip gloss. I'm kinda....eh on chapstick. Just because i don't like guys with shiny lips.

no "man bag's" a wallet keys, mint and cellphone all fit into my pockets

no crazy pattern loud ass shirts with shit like dragons, or cartoon characters on them

Add on.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Worry about what women in general think of him. Especially those he is not fucking.

That's pretty much it.

*two cents*

 

[bgbtylvr]

(Seriously) date women they meet or that frequent bars or clubs. Let a hoe be a hoe. Especially if it's not his scene.

 

[ScorpDiesel]

I know you were "trying" to be funny but, your dude sounds like a homophobe.

 

[8SD8-retired_member]

Aren't you a carpet muncher?

I don't care HOW much I watch dyke porn, YA'LL ASSES ARE STILL IN ERROR!!!

 

[4North1Side2]

Aren't you a carpet muncher?

I don't care HOW much I watch dyke porn, YA'LL ASSES ARE STILL IN ERROR!!!

Exactly.

 

[Mr. Met]

'Men shouldnt' have cats.'

Someone wants to speak to your friend.

 

[hsm2448]

I know you were "trying" to be funny but, your dude sounds like a homophobe.

yeah some of that was just funny. almost like a nigga trying to overcompensate

what's wrong with a canary yellow ferrari

if i was wealthy and had the space, id buy a falcon/hawk

go to jamaica and tell them they shouldnt be wearing dreds. fuck around and catch a rock to ur eye

 

[Manny Styles]

Some of that is just dumb.

 

[oolong tea]

Worry about what women in general think of him. Especially those he is not fucking.

That's pretty much it.

*two cents*

^^^^^^
This

 

[TooTrilla]

A bath? Fuck outta here.

 

[JD Walker]

This legacy infinitey bitch is suspect.

 

[moblack]

A bath? Fuck outta here.

a bubble bath my nigga? c'mon son

 

[Bruh In Law]

A grown man shouldn't say," that's gucci".

 

[Rudey]

Has anyone confirm this chick identity?

Stop trying to fool us we know lesbians do not like the whole hypermasculininty attitude.

 

[john blackcorn]

Worry about what women in general think of him. Especially those he is not fucking.

That's pretty much it.

*two cents*

so according to OP about 70% of all me are not straight


fuck this list

/thread

 

[TooTrilla]

a bubble bath my nigga? c'mon son

What am I supposed to do, use plain water? If u think a bath with soap in the water is gay, you need help.

Now I could see if you said using some kinda Bath And Body Works type of shit. Or some candles and shit lit. But damn nigga, some Dawn??????? That's gay?? Na.

 

[MacNeverSlip]

A straight man should NEVER take a pic of himself in the mirror with a cameraphone FOR ANY REASON!!!!

 

[sirwoodz]

there are things on this list that are 100% true and I have thought/felt my whole adult life:

- owning cats
- long braids/dreads
- unnecessary shoes

also:

- knowing female name brand clothes/shoes
- needing your t-shirt, shoes, shoelaces, socks, jeans to all match up color-wise
- saying another man has "SWAG"
- conceitedness; OVER THE TOP concern about outward appearance

but the (black) women seem to like all this bullshit, then when they find out these niggas are on the DL they act shocked...

 

[theoriginalgreatone]

lol...

 

[followup]

*whew* for once nobody said 'take this shit to SOL' LOL

 

[william busa]

I hate it when a dude uses the word "homophobe" to describe a man that does not like anything homosexual. I'm not a homophobic person, I just don't fuckin like gay shit! So to yousss muddafuckas that call somebody a homophobe, you might be gay your own damn selves.

And while we are on that subject, I hate porn that involves two men and one woman. That shit is straight up gay! C'mon son! My shit would be limp in the presence of another. How can you like shit like that? And for dudes who would rather fuck a woman in the ass and leave the pussy untouched......

 

[Acur]

Take this shit to SOL ASAP. Give a damn what some woman who's not his wife, mother, sister or girlfriend thinks.

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

a straight man shouldn't give a flying rats ass about lists other motherfuckers make up about shit he shouldn't do.

 

[8SD8-retired_member]

A female friend once told me that women would think I was suspect because my favorite breed of dog looked like this:

Sorry, but I don't care for dogs that could be appropriately named after a felony or any type of criminal activity.

 

[simonmarcel]

Straight men shouldn't sing R&B songs?

 

[sirwoodz]

A straight man should NEVER take a pic of himself in the mirror with a cameraphone FOR ANY REASON!!!!

- see, now this is just silly...

so you see a dude taking a picture in front of a mirror, and the first thing that pops in2 your mind is that he must engage in sexual activity w/other men?

and why the mirror? taking a self pic at the mall, grocery store, school, bedroom, these places are cool though?

see how that doesn't make sense man?

Straight men shouldn't sing R&B songs?

- yeah that one was just silly too

 

[wiZe]

Dreadlocks, well long hair in general. Braids. Cornrows. Pressed perms.

 

[TooTrilla]

- see, now this is just silly...

so you see a dude taking a picture in front of a mirror, and the first thing that pops in2 your mind is that he must engage in sexual activity w/other men?

and why the mirror? taking a self pic at the mall, grocery store, school, bedroom, these places are cool though?

see how that doesn't make sense man?



- yeah that one was just silly too

 

[melonpecan]

He said take a bath with some Dawn




Just when I think I'm sleepy ya'll keep me woke.

Continue please!

 

[Djmarkxr7]

This legacy infinitey bitch is suspect.

4 real!

@ least 2/3rds of that list makes no sense!

 

[sirwoodz]

- that's vain as hell, but not gay man.

 

[ScorpDiesel]

Niggas are homophobes (cuz they have a fear of BEING gay) when they perceive people & events as gay when clearly there's no homosexual activity.

Normal niggas may not like homosexuality but, they don't go out of their way to call sumpin' gay when it isn't. To do so reveals the need to overcompensate not so much to others but, to ONESELF. In other words, homophobes need to prove to themselves they aren't gay by calling normal shit gay. Since normal niggas know they're not gay, there's no need to prove it to themselves, thus there's no need to call sumpin' gay when it isn't.

 

[8SD8-retired_member]

- that's vain as hell, but not gay man.

Buuut...HE...is........

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

If out and about with your buddy at a store, and he has an armful of items, his pants are falling down...because he neglected to wear a belt. A straight male should not help pull his buddies pants up.