THE WRESTLING THREAD: HHH KEEPS DOING HHH THINGS.....

[Simply Sickenin']

Fuck it. I'm looking forward to this. Ludwig Americano got me emotionally invested in this shit lol.

I'm watching the Americano battle on my phone and Clash @ Italy on the computer. The AAA match is much louder and the crowd is truly into the match.

The crowd in Italy are already sitting on their hands and this is only the 2nd match.

Granted that lame Cody/Gunther match did them no favors. They had promos on Smackdown that were longer than that championship match that OPENED your international PPV.

 

[datboi]

I don't know why the IWC has so much hate for Jade. She looks amazing, she has improved 10 folds in the ring. She has been leading the dance throughout the first half of the fight. She belongs on pay per view she's really steps up with the competition. I think Rhea works well with Jade because she's not afraid to look inferior. Charlotte and Tiffany Stratton did not want to concede strength and power or look weak which makes their matches look less fluid. Maybe superstars like Rhea, Bayley Becky and even Chelsea Green deserve more credit. I think Bianca would work great in a match against Jade

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Here comes that distraction squad to fuck this match up.
So this match doesn't matter and they're just setting up the teams for the women's War Game match.

This PPV is starting to feel as important as a standard Saturday Night Main Event.

 

[chemist]

I don't know why the IWC has so much hate for Jade. She looks amazing, she has improved 10 folds in the ring. She has been leading the dance throughout the first half of the fight. She belongs on pay per view she's really steps up with the competition. I think Rhea works well with Jade because she's not afraid to look inferior. Charlotte and Tiffany Stratton did not want to concede strength and power or look weak which makes their matches look less fluid. Maybe superstars like Rhea, Bayley Becky and even Chelsea Green deserve more credit. I think Bianca would work great in a match against Jade

They hate her cause she's Black. Plain and simple, so they nitpick every little thing and give her no credit for improving.

The reason they can't hate on Bianca is that she's great at everything. She has absolutely no holes.

 

[Simply Sickenin']

They hate her cause she's Black. Plain and simple, so they nitpick every little thing and give her no credit for improving.

The reason they can't hate on Bianca is that she's great at everything. She has absolutely no holes that I would leave unfucked.

fixed for ya

 

[chemist]

Here comes that distraction squad to fuck this match up.
So this match doesn't matter and they're just setting up the teams for the women's War Game match.

This PPV is starting to feel as important as a standard Saturday Night Main Event.

What's the point of having all these championship matches if all the champs win. We know Roman isn't losing. Where's the shocking moments.

Brock is gonna win. We all know that. The shocker is Sol Ruca winning?

 

[Nochturnal]

Mutha fuckas gotta try to "sing" every fuckin thing....

 

[Simply Sickenin']

What's the point of having all these championship matches if all the champs win. We know Roman isn't losing. Where's the shocking moments.

Brock is gonna win. We all know that. The shocker is Sol Ruca winning?

Exactly!
Jacob isn't becoming the head of table. Not today. Brock v Obi has a lot of heavy lifting to do to save this first half of the show.

Just a month ago I thought Brock was walking away for awhile, but when he did that, he must have forgot that he had another EPSN/international PPV check coming. Italy money isn't Saudi money, but it's probably still a good payday.

 

[datboi]

I need an official F5 counter at the bottom of the screen

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Fuck it. I'm looking forward to this. Ludwig Americano got me emotionally invested in this shit lol.

Cade is bleeding like a stuffed pig and keeps trying to hold the mic during his end match interview. The amount of blood being shared between Cade and the interviewer is TOO DAMN HIGH!

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Wait what. I took my eyes off the screen to watch Cade's interview on my phone and the match is already over. I knew Brock wouldn't be fighting for long.

So who wins the rubber match at Summerslam?

 

[chemist]

I need an official F5 counter at the bottom of the screen

Good match. Longer than I expected. SummerSlam is 2 months away so #3 will probably be there.

 

[Simply Sickenin']

I need an official F5 counter at the bottom of the screen

It would have broke less than 90 seconds into the match

 

[datboi]

I was worried they were on some Kofi shit with Oba eating all of them F5 early. I say the Summerslam match becomes a last man standing. With neither man getting up at the count. The crowd is left shocked and stunned as both are carried off on stretchers. This will give them time to "recover" and push the fourth match out to the Royal Rumble or WrestleMania with the only way to contain these two in side "Hell In A Cell"

 

[datboi]

Stop trying to make Sol the new Lita. I hate the pants on her put her back in shorts

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Why is this match of all the matches being given so much time?
Sol is clearly not wearing a thong under those pants, so give Lita the rest of her style back.
If this match goes +25 minutes only for Becky to retain, I might just check out.

 

[Nochturnal]

That Tongan Death Grip is worthless at this point.

 

[Nochturnal]

And now he hits him in the hand with a toolbox. Not really necessary cause he wasn't selling that shit anyway.

 

[Nochturnal]

Lame

 

[NightMare Paint]

Cade is bleeding like a stuffed pig and keeps trying to hold the mic during his end match interview. The amount of blood being shared between Cade and the interviewer is TOO DAMN HIGH!

His little kids standing next to him while blood was pouring out of his head and all over the mat was fucking crazy. They should have called an audible and just had them remain seated and cheer for him on camera.

 

[NightMare Paint]

I'd be making the same face as Rhea

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

I'd be making the same face as Rhea

Buddy probably had the same look on his face when him and Rhea celebrated later on

 

[Nochturnal]

Palate cleanser, cause fuck....

 

[chemist]

 

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[Nochturnal]

 

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[Nochturnal]

 

[NightMare Paint]

That shit even got ahold of Brock

 

[Nochturnal]

Yo GTFOHWTBS

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

..and probably straight to a private spot in the locker room

 

[fu2]

How they gonna say some crazy shit like that. I still can't get over it. that's terrible.

 

[Nochturnal]

How they gonna say some crazy shit like that. I still can't get over it. that's terrible.

I don't even have to press play, its gotta be when Cole said the Samoan Werewolf has been neutered.
Me and my boy was watching and he was like, "he really just said that shit???"