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Kurt Angle says he would love to wrestle John Cena on Cena's farewell tour if he were physically able to.“I wish I could, man. I can’t. But that would be very tempting, but there’s just no way possible. I have to have my shoulders replaced. I had five neck surgeries, two back surgeries. My body just is really banged up. There’s really nothing I can do.”
 


Erica Nicole Clark, a comedian and the daughter of Mr. T, recently shared a story from her childhood to explain why she often doesn't tell people who her father is.She recounted the weekend of the first WrestleMania, where "Rowdy" Roddy Piper legitimately cracked her father's ribs. Back in the hotel, she said Hulk Hogan was in their room, still in his gear, "doing like lines of cocaine" and vowing revenge. When Piper came to the room to apologize, Clark says Hogan attacked him."Hulk Hogan's like, 'fuck that,' and grabs Roddy Piper, and brings him into the hotel room, throws him against the wall, smashes the mirror," Clark recalled, describing a chaotic brawl that ensued.She said the experience was an example of why she learned to keep quiet about her life. When her teacher asked what she did that weekend, she replied, "Not a fucking thing."This was all part of her stand up. It was a funny story.
 
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Bronson Reed has recalled a reassuring conversation he had with Triple H following his Survivor Series injury:“I just remember I jumped off the cage and, I’ve jumped off of that height before… and never once did I put my foot down, and for some reason, when I jumped off that cage, my instincts kicked in and I put my foot down, and then that’s what broke my talus bone in my foot, which is a terrible injury to have ’cause it’s hard to rehab from. So in the moment, I remember it happening, and I wasn’t even in pain. I think I was in more shock, like, ‘Oh no, what’s this gonna mean?’“I stood up and I walked backstage. The doctors didn’t think I had anything broken because I was able to walk. But then [WWE chief content officer Paul Levesque] came and sat with me backstage, and he was trying to reassure me… I went to stand up and I couldn’t stand up.”
 
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Erica Nicole Clark, a comedian and the daughter of Mr. T, recently shared a story from her childhood to explain why she often doesn't tell people who her father is.She recounted the weekend of the first WrestleMania, where "Rowdy" Roddy Piper legitimately cracked her father's ribs. Back in the hotel, she said Hulk Hogan was in their room, still in his gear, "doing like lines of cocaine" and vowing revenge. When Piper came to the room to apologize, Clark says Hogan attacked him."Hulk Hogan's like, 'fuck that,' and grabs Roddy Piper, and brings him into the hotel room, throws him against the wall, smashes the mirror," Clark recalled, describing a chaotic brawl that ensued.She said the experience was an example of why she learned to keep quiet about her life. When her teacher asked what she did that weekend, she replied, "Not a fucking thing."This was all part of her stand up. It was a funny story.
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Son *coming home from a game*: "Hey dad. We won."

Dad: "That's great. How are you? Not too banged up huh?

Son: "A little bit. But I'm good. I met Jaida Parker from N..."

Dad: "What!?..."

Son: "Oh you know who that is!? She was smelling good too. Dad where you going?"

*Dad on the roof*
 

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