The Temple of ZOD is a holy place
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The light, the way and truth.
Yaw STOOPID I can't take all this holy Zod'ism my sides hurt.
Yaw gon mess around and start a Zodhova witness movement spreading the word of Zod door to door
My gut done split open.
Yaw gon mess around and start a Zodhova witness movement spreading the word of Zod door to door
<knocks on strange door with leaflet in hand(door opens),"Excuse me,are you prepared for the return of Zodhovah?"Yaw STOOPID I can't take all this holy Zod'ism my sides hurt.
Yaw gon mess around and start a Zodhova witness movement spreading the word of Zod door to door
Zod commandment; Thou must complete the trifecta pummeling of all orifices that is woman so they will ever look upon thee knowing true ravishment! Go forth and do my bidding!
i met this chick on tinder and introduced her to Zod
gave her my usual deacon treatment, ate the ass and bust in her butt, now i can't get rid of her.
let the zurch say ZODMEN
gave her my usual deacon treatment, ate the ass and bust in her butt, now i can't get rid of her.
let the zurch say ZODMEN
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Zodmen. Praise Zod brotha Nawlins for bringing more followers to Zod.
Commandment: tho shall not shareth the holy temple of zod(a bitches booty hole)with another man or that which resembles the hammer. Nor shall ye shareth the temple whilst another man occupyith the life bringin canal (pussy hole). If the woman wishes a hammer in the life canal while you bless the holy temple, thy will be done. Or vice versa
Real deep info in here this shit needs to be a sticky!
so is there a book for me eating these women assholes
i mean i AM doing ZOD's work here.
i mean i AM doing ZOD's work here.
Yes brother. The Book of COMPLIANCE, Chapter 8 Verses 6-12...
May Zod be with you and watch over you all your days....
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Nah, you just an ass eating motherfucker who get in the butt face first, put in a day's work, and come up blowing booty smoke rings....
Welcome to the club.
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And the booty oracle spoke to the Prophet Nawlins atop Mt. Anus it was foretold to him there that he would lead his people to the promise land that Zods will be done in many tongues. There he spoke of the faith and conduct and warned against false booty eating. - The Pastorial Zodipistles 1:7
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BGOL BOOK OF ZOD(Modern BGOL Version)
Official Translations from the original nawlin tongues with notes to aid the reader.
OLD TESTAMENT
Compliancexodus
Lezodticus
Bootyronomy
Zodshua
Zamuel or Zodmuel I&II
Songs of Zodoman
I&II Colonicles
Izodaiah
Ezodkiel
Ho-badiah
Zodphaniah
Zodchariah
NEW TESTAMENT
Ramins
I&II Whorithians
Gapealations
Colonssians
I&II Thessanawlins
Epistle To The Zodomites
The Pastorial Zodpistles
Epistle to the Church of Zodom
1st & 2nd Letters of Zodpistles of Dark19
Prolapselations
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And the lord Zod brought the woman,whom he had created before the man and uttered,"This female is unique from all other beasts of the field,for she willing of spirit and hath been made compliant and will doist thy will." Zod commanded them to goeth unto the tree in the center of the garden to place his seal upon the covenant. The lord spake,"Woman,with arms outstretched,surroundeth this tree and holdeth firmly." Zod commanded the man to prostrate behind the woman,and with nimble tongue to partake of her essence from the holy ring of Zod,the man obeyed. The woman waled and moaned causing all manner of creature to come forth and witness this holy union. The lord blessed them both and proclaimed,"what Zod has brought forth,allow no man to put asunder."
Book of Zod 2:1
We have a Book of Zod with Books in it now. No need to be vague anymore. I even added your book to the updated list it is in the New Testament. Still though let the spirit flow through you.
You forgot the book of "Zoduteronomy"
UPDATED
BGOL BOOK OF ZOD(Modern BGOL Version)
Official Translations from the original nawlin tongues with notes to aid the reader.
OLD TESTAMENT
Compliancexodus
Lezodticus
Bootyronomy or Zoduteronomy
Zodshua
Zamuel or Zodmuel I&II
Songs of Zodoman
Izodaiah
Ezodkiel
Ho-badiah
Zodphaniah
Zodchariah
NEW TESTAMENT
Ramins
I&II Whorithians
Gapealations
Colonssians
I&II Thessanawlins
Epistle To The Zodomites
The Pastorial Zodpistles
Epistle to the Church of Zodom
1st & 2nd Letters of Zodpistles of Dark19
Prolapselations
I had Bootyronomy but I will add next to it. Make it an either/or. Just like Zodmuel or Zamuel was.
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And zod went great lengths to reach the depth of her soul..and while there she was greeted by the lord of compliance.. As they all broke bread together.. Zod looked around the table at all of his strongest disciples.. Dark19,mello mello..nawlins sat to his right as 380,Darth frosty, and the drizzy sat to his left..and he brought fourth his high son from mt.anus slam..and as he instructed the woman to bend over an spread her cheeks he calmly said to each at the table.. When I am gone back to the mountain- when you do this..do it in remembrance of me..
Rectumocupy
: 1 verse 3 chapter
Rectumocupy
: 1 verse 3 chapter
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I have put my bid in to buy out the Lakewood church here in Houston, John olsteen is a false prophet and his God is a superstition. I will with the help of fellow bgols(the non gays) open the first church of zod in Houston. It shall be named Gapewood(cause we gape bitches with mad wood)church on Mt. Zodion rock of the covenant.
@D-TOWN REP has been given the green light to open a Dallas chapter
Ezodkiel's Dream according to scripture
Book Of Zod - Ezodkiel - Chapter6 Verse 27-47
The Word of Zod came unto Ezodkiel as he wandered in the wilderness. In a loud voice the spirit of Zod lifted him into a great cloud. In great amazement of his surroundings he dared not speaketh for he kneweth he was in Zod's presence. He noticed the great cloud hosted one of many of Zod's grand palaces. Within the palace was a host of scantilly clad well endowed maidens with asses of perfection. He was at ease in what he saw and it was good. Zod then spoketh to Ezodkiel. Upon hearing the voice of Zod, Ezodkiel then fell to his knees instantly and praised Zod's Holey name. Zod then said behold for is it not I whom grants those favor who serveth my will? Zod then asked Ezodkiel to speak of what he witnessed. My Lord Zod, said Ezekiel, I am indeed humbled to be in your great presence. Thine eyes are not worthy of which you provided I witness. Why me Zod I asked? Zod then said, Ezodkiel you keep my commandments do you not? Yes, I spoke humbly I have always shared the Zodspel. Then Zod said in a calm voice, this is why you were chosen so you can bear witness to my chosen people the Zodomites that I am indeed their Lord. Ezodkiel as long as you keep my commandments you will dwell in one of my many palaces with maidens of your wildest dreams. For I Zod am a rewarding God, am I not? Verily you are said Ezodkiel and I will share my revalation with you to inspire others. Zod was pleased and suddenly Ezodkiel reappeared not back in the wilderness where he was but in Izodrael land of the Zodomites. Inspired and amazed Ezodkiel traveled throughout the land of Izodrael spreading the Zodspel.
Book Of Zod - Ezodkiel - Chapter6 Verse 27-47
The Word of Zod came unto Ezodkiel as he wandered in the wilderness. In a loud voice the spirit of Zod lifted him into a great cloud. In great amazement of his surroundings he dared not speaketh for he kneweth he was in Zod's presence. He noticed the great cloud hosted one of many of Zod's grand palaces. Within the palace was a host of scantilly clad well endowed maidens with asses of perfection. He was at ease in what he saw and it was good. Zod then spoketh to Ezodkiel. Upon hearing the voice of Zod, Ezodkiel then fell to his knees instantly and praised Zod's Holey name. Zod then said behold for is it not I whom grants those favor who serveth my will? Zod then asked Ezodkiel to speak of what he witnessed. My Lord Zod, said Ezekiel, I am indeed humbled to be in your great presence. Thine eyes are not worthy of which you provided I witness. Why me Zod I asked? Zod then said, Ezodkiel you keep my commandments do you not? Yes, I spoke humbly I have always shared the Zodspel. Then Zod said in a calm voice, this is why you were chosen so you can bear witness to my chosen people the Zodomites that I am indeed their Lord. Ezodkiel as long as you keep my commandments you will dwell in one of my many palaces with maidens of your wildest dreams. For I Zod am a rewarding God, am I not? Verily you are said Ezodkiel and I will share my revalation with you to inspire others. Zod was pleased and suddenly Ezodkiel reappeared not back in the wilderness where he was but in Izodrael land of the Zodomites. Inspired and amazed Ezodkiel traveled throughout the land of Izodrael spreading the Zodspel.
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