The internet is reacting to the news of Zion Williamson new baby mother… Thoughts?

[woodchuck]

I know we're making jokes and everything, but that other broad is next level butthurt. I'm talking industrial strength, please read the directions carefully before using butthurt. That's that ask your doctor if butthurt is right for you butthurt. You can feel the hurt through the screen. Zion was her retirement fund.

 

[TheFuser]

Zion saw them hands and them titties and wanted parts.

 

[jawnswoop]

Zion Gonna Need Maury for that Moriah Mills chick....

 

[woodchuck]

 

[D'Evils]

This dude couldn't wait for this topic...

 

[The Catcher In The Rye]

Think about it: Out of the top 3 picks, RJ is the least messy.

I forgot they were drafted back-to-back!

I think the difference between my judgment and empathy level difference is:

1. I think most of us have made the mistake of not strapping up but fewer have gotten into trouble for being strapped. Zion's issue was the execution but there was nothing wrong with his actions on a surface level.

2. Zion's private dirt becoming public is different from him broadcasting it himself as Ja and his friends have.


This is the opposite of the Andrew Wiggins rumor-- Let's hope a paternity test gives this dumbass a reprieve!

 

[Politic Negro]

He was fucking Moriah too..she's going off on Twitter

 

[woodchuck]

 

[Politic Negro]

This dude couldn't wait for this topic...

He want people to forget his appearances on Hannity

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

The million dollar question..

Which other current or former pornstar did ZW possibly seed up..?

 

[Maxxam]

Adam Silver is having a great summer.

 

[TheFuser]

This dude couldn't wait for this topic...

SAS was like

 

[mailboxpimp]

You mufukkaz aint shiiiiiiiiiit

 

[mailboxpimp]

SAS was like

So he got a porn whore knocked up?

 

[zod16]

A reach? ok, I'll accept that.

But this bitch is pushing 30 and already has a kid and as you said already fake parts.

He has $200 million guaranteed, this nigga can have any bitch (of any color) he wants.

This choice is dismal.

 

[woodchuck]

 

[D'Evils]

 

[Duece]

ESPN probably wishes they could cover this shit.

 

[D'Evils]

Joe Budden Podcast about to be crazy Saturday...

 

[TNazT]

To keep it simple, he may just love whores and is willing to deal with their issues and doesn't give a damn what others think.

That simplicity isn't possible?

very possible. dude just a freak

 

[TNazT]

Twitter is having a field day with this dude.

HILARIOUS

 

[TheFuser]

To keep it simple, he may just love whores and is willing to deal with their issues and doesn't give a damn what others think.

That simplicity isn't possible?

My man's said he can afford hella Excedrin, he good!

 

[slowmotion]

Bitch angling to get on one of them reality shows...

Zeus prob already on the phone with her.

 

[woodchuck]

 

[woodchuck]

 

[kboogs]

Go Zion!

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[DC_Dude]

Zion have her the DOG Dick! Hahahhaha

 

[jack walsh13]

 

[RUDY RAYYY MO]

My man's said he can afford hella Excedrin, he good!

Egggxactly and he got the " I CAN AFFORD TO FUCKED UP BREAD"

 

[DC_Dude]

 

[woodchuck]

They need to keep her away from sharp objects and open windows for now.