The Gauntlet

[mcguyver]

Basically just drop some lines continuing the one above you. Your rhyme doesn't have to be on the same topic as the previous person's. Oh and police yourself, keep the thread clean.



people stand and applaud
give it up like you watching a resurrection of big pun and Terror squad
on each arms 3 Ms. Cat look alike brawds
wearing Daisy dukes no draws
A white on white caddy straight pimpin License plate "Mcguyver aka Boss Hoog".
Big fish in a small pawn guppies disappear when I lock jaws
bring me a porn star with the biggest deepest pussy and I'll have her climbing walls

 

[shanebp1978]

Applaud for a fraud?
You get your subway simped off more than that white boy Todd
Your Saturday night dates never show up
flaky like fishermen's alaskan Cod
Is it a White caddy
dreams of a diamond in the back?
Hmm, you mean last where your woman let me tap
She screamed, " I Keep it tight daddy, now splat your signage on my lap "!
Knee-grow
Please
Ain't nada on your arms but sleeves
Your style so cold in a bad way it keeps Brazilian chix thongs on freeze
Who'll be climbing walls again?
Your Freudian slip said, " He "

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people stand and applaud
give it up like you watching a resurrection of big pun and Terror squad
on each arms 3 Ms. Cat look alike brawds
wearing Daisy dukes no draws
A white on white caddy straight pimpin License plate "Mcguyver aka Boss Hoog".
Big fish in a small pawn guppies disappear when I lock jaws
bring me a porn star with the biggest deepest pussy and I'll have he climbing walls

 

[mcguyver]

Not what I expected but bravo nonetheless.

 

[2 ONE 3]

Basically just drop some lines continuing the one above you. Your rhyme doesn't have to be on the same topic as the previous person's. Oh and police yourself, keep the thread clean.



people stand and applaud
give it up like you watching a resurrection of big pun and Terror squad
on each arms 3 Ms. Cat look alike brawds
wearing Daisy dukes no draws
A white on white caddy straight pimpin License plate "Mcguyver aka Boss Hoog".
Big fish in a small pawn guppies disappear when I lock jaws
bring me a porn star with the biggest deepest pussy and I'll have her climbing walls

Mac got her climbing walls

Meanwhile my furious style keeps the flows mean, lean and agile
Flash a smile and it's a wrap...Another victim caught in my trap
Pullin up slow like a Black Range Rover on the Vegas strip
Nicknames young wavy baby...I know you see the dips
Known to bring the thunder...Cocked and loaded with extended clips
They say lifes a gamble & I'm trying to stack my poker chips
Ego...I won't stroke her...15 Mins of convo...then I'm poking her with lust and aggression
King of the freestyle session...So nice wit it, I keep your main bitch guessin
About what it could be and what it is...
Now run along and play...
Enjoy your wife and my kids...

 

[mcguyver]

LMAO @ young wavy


Good shit.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Ok ok... shawdy claim he wavy and niggas dropping lines like bags a dope... but, Im da peddler... pistols scream on your one man show like heckler... and I see you kats shaking cuz I'm cold, no sweater bruh. Listen... I roll my weed with precision.. no kidding... My ovens full and you niggas barely got pots to piss in... I gets it in.. da real 360 waving even got your mother smitten... trying to decide now if I should run up in her and make you my kid... Shit... Don't catch feelings... you'll end up losing at da crap table like da game was fixed... tricks... I use to do those back in da day with bricks.. but that's irrelevant, I suggest you kids keep it cool like cigarettes... I'm heaven sent. Check it... I'm on my gangsta shit and with them tools I'm schiz.. when that wrench I twist... on them plays I blitz.. vick... I could make moves with chemistry... but I rather pause a nigga timeline and make his body lean like isoscele

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[2 ONE 3]

W.A.V.Y


W - is for the weed I smoke...Women I poke...Wheels I roll

A - is for the Artistic Assassian slashin with a passion, got good grip so I'm never losin traction when I stroll

V - is for the Vice...Cop that, flip that & double the price. Vibrant Villan cold as Ice chillin, while you niggas play the sidelines Ice Grillin

Y -is for Yvette...Sittin pretty in a little red Corvette rollin up as we ride down Sunset. Swisher sweet and an ounce of OG to make the cypher complete

Ballin on a level which you cant compete. You got a squad? Nigga I got a fleet

Its not fair nigga...
But I DONT CARE NIGGA...
What I'm puffin is rare air nigga...

December 4th boys...

Wavy & Jigga

 

[J.E.T.S]

I got em... it's jets once again with these intricate flows that keep da women open like old houses with a/c vents in da floors... pure game and its mandatory that this real playa score... so I guess it's the way that my... posture lean.... or the way that I.... stack my green... oh, so perfectly... damn baby get your money cuz a nigga like me a be gone after I cut da pussy like surgery.. there's no hurtin me... teeth chattering will only get you bent over the iron railing of my balcony... I advise you to try and see.. shit... straight back shots for an hour.. now baby thats hot... make me wanna put on a zoot suit now that I'm feeling empowered... you gave me da eye of the tiger... back to my cash "root" or route... whatever... fuck pronunciation I'm never stopping until I'm on a permanent vacation.. under a summer's sun... watching sexy fit chicks run... back n forth just to make daddy's paper... cuz you see, I'm on vacation but my hoes still a be pulling thosr high risk capers... trill life... I gotta get mine even if I fall victim to a failed heist... I tell Christ... please keep these fuck niggas away from me.. oh and please keep those snake bitches buried way in da back of some simp's greenery.. guns n' roses... see what I just did?... fuck it... this just how I live to talk fly cuz a know da people love it... so da... J is for dem hoes who love to jock and da E is for everybody who wanna see me rock... then da T is for thick broads who bend it over and do da toe touch naked... that mean da S is fair warning for you sucka niggas to stay vested... teflon.. because money, power, and respect is what I live by... and if a nigga cross those lines... its a must you diiiieeee....

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[2 ONE 3]

Battleground compound
I'm all around like studio surround sound
Niggas be internet thuggin...

Oh you ZO-Pound...?

I live to clown
I live to embarrass niggas with adjectives, verbs and pro nouns
Breaking 'em down like coffee grounds then game up their Mrs.
I'm from the land of colors, palm trees, fly bitches, high switches

Real life player
Verbal rhyme slayer
Hoop ankle breaker
You more like Susie Homemaker
Cold smoove, I'm droppin food for thought leaving nothin but dirty dishes in the sink
Never been in the clink and my ships never sink cuz loose lips aren't allow on the team
I'm shakin niggas off left & right like Hakeem
Got muthafuckas in the stands lookin like

Sayin shit like "It was all a dream"

 

[shanebp1978]

because money, power, and respect is what I live by... a

A tale of Money, Power, Respect
Dummies cowered in check
Cause Gunny flowered at wreck
The honeys showered, then pecked
on a sunny hour she wet
Then Duny towered his bet
funny how it was set
So Bunnie powdered his chest
Sonny hollared then left
5-0 scoured this mess
tummy soured cowardliness
chummy Howard ass powerlessness
Crummy how I Jack Bauered his neck

Revenge

 

[J.E.T.S]

It was all a dream... cold sweats, big checks and two pistols.. three amigos... four bitches... and five zips of that sour diesel. Lost souls, broken codes, young niggas that are sea divers... lets just say we off in da deep end... the contents within our physical make us lust for sin.. physically... unready, hands trembling... unsteady... resembling demons that's hell ready.. money, cars, clothes and sex... never second guess it.. morals be forgotten when we mortals cause a riot of catastrophic proportions... so, that life?.. we choose it. shit.... a little distorted but we always ready... talk to a pastor?... please foooorget it... last time we attended service was for blood who wanted to change his ways and before that... Sunday service where we stole change straight out the plate... fuck it... we live to die anyway.. fuck it... gimme an O of da loud and some pussy over legal ventures any day... otherwise we letting off every single round out of this illegal K... fuck it... that be O.K... it's still not alright... we bout socks of hard.. trappin under street lights cause niggas a never witness what was seen throughout this hard knock life...

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[owl]

Hard knock life?
I knocked on Life's door hard...
unafraid to be scared
scrapping for pennies
looking at pages scriptured
hoping on a dream
for something better than the death
I was hoping for.
too much swag for an elder
too many wavy niggaz
missing the point
like 80s babies
looking at St. Elsewhere
like a long post
the world is scrolling by you
give the dumb shit
brevity
or be an elder
and yet,
born in the late seventies
too much thinking?
well let it sink in
and learn
that everything burned
on a screen
in front of publicity
should be a lesson.

 

[2 ONE 3]

A tale of Money, Power, Respect
Dummies cowered in check
Cause Gunny flowered at wreck
The honeys showered, then pecked
on a sunny hour she wet
Then Duny towered his bet
funny how it was set
So Bunnie powdered his chest
Sonny hollared then left
5-0 scoured this mess
tummy soured cowardliness
chummy Howard ass powerlessness
Crummy how I Jack Bauered his neck

Revenge

I'm surgical when I binge
Precise on mics, lethal like a syringe
Killin 'em with success...It's the sweetest revenge
The feeling gives me power
Shane on his Jack Bauer & it just won't stop
Never on schedule but always on time
That's I how I rock
Running on my 25th hour
A thief in the night...You hear the footsteps getting louder
See the lights lime and the time is prime to get it poppin
I spit & make the competition go home and quit
Got 'em catching the holy ghost from this hip hop apostile spitting gospel from the pulpit

 

[2 ONE 3]

Hard knock life?
I knocked on Life's door hard...
unafraid to be scared
scrapping for pennies
looking at pages scriptured
hoping on a dream
for something better than the death
I was hoping for.
too much swag for an elder
too many wavy niggaz
missing the point
like 80s babies
looking at St. Elsewhere
like a long post
the world is scrolling by you
give the dumb shit
brevity
or be an elder
and yet,
born in the late seventies
too much thinking?
well let it sink in
and learn
that everything burned
on a screen
in front of publicity
should be a lesson.

womp womp

Nigga you tryin to kick knowlege

 

[J.E.T.S]

A tale of Money, Power, Respect
Dummies cowered in check
Cause Gunny flowered at wreck
The honeys showered, then pecked
on a sunny hour she wet
Then Duny towered his bet
funny how it was set
So Bunnie powdered his chest
Sonny hollared then left
5-0 scoured this mess
tummy soured cowardliness
chummy Howard ass powerlessness
Crummy how I Jack Bauered his neck

Revenge

But Sonny mouth running like water ain't wet
Funny how Bunnie be powdering his chest
Persperation is a sign of distress
Lonny was his boss
He gave the order to kill at all cost
Thats by any means necessary
Sonny didn't come out all of February
Now it's March and he riding, seat back... missionary
With them bags of raw but Bunnie got da call
Take him out and if you get jammed we got hitters that'll take da fall
So Bunnie rummaged da pockets... carried out direct order...
During da struggle, lost his wallet containing I.D, Trojans, and two portraits



Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Hard knock life?
I knocked on Life's door hard...
unafraid to be scared
scrapping for pennies
looking at pages scriptured
hoping on a dream
for something better than the death
I was hoping for.
too much swag for an elder
too many wavy niggaz
missing the point
like 80s babies
looking at St. Elsewhere
like a long post
the world is scrolling by you
give the dumb shit
brevity
or be an elder
and yet,
born in the late seventies
too much thinking?
well let it sink in
and learn
that everything burned
on a screen
in front of publicity
should be a lesson.

Only lesson I was taught is to stay black and die
Funny no one cared when da police blacked his eye
Over traffic citations and a host of old cases
They still mad there was no evidence which left cold cases
That's why I ride for that reparation
I refused to be abused and need rehabilitation
I refuse for a woman to see me as an object of desperation
You see.. swag is da future
That's why the devil, I don't rebuke you
Force these young fucks to kill themselves off
While I'll be fucking bitches that be twerking it up on Youtube
You fools... imbeciles... I dare to say
I been handsome as fuck since I seen da light of day
Just busy ducking the po po
Niggas trying to stop me... well, all I know is G-O
But I digress... getting back on topic so to pops I address
Sign sealed and delivered from "fuck all that protest"



Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[shanebp1978]

I'm surgical when I binge
Precise on mics, lethal like a syringe
Killin 'em with success...It's the sweetest revenge
The feeling gives me power
Shane on his Jack Bauer & it just won't stop
Never on schedule but always on time
That's I how I rock
Running on my 25th hour
A thief in the night...You hear the footsteps getting louder
See the lights lime and the time is prime to get it poppin
I spit & make the competition go home and quit
Got 'em catching the holy ghost from this hip hop apostile spitting gospel from the pulpit

The colossal apostle hostile in the scope of a super nova
Pick your name dude
Shawn Carter, Jay Z, or Hova
I Pull the mic from the holster
throw from the shoulder
The college girls called me a shame because I was bolder THAN I was older
Flipped it to Ill Shane
Wet sheets bed fame
innovator of not game, but sex slang
Winter warz untamed
But I dropped the ill when I became a Man mayne
All on the West Coast
Flossin at Slauson with caution only hollar at womens who strongly FLAVOR
Rosario Dawson
it's awesome
when it's the royal balls she's washing
While her girlfriend's girlfriend is watching
Yupe
The liver of many lives
still I strive, seek the mathematics of the wise
to comprise the best of Shane in my family's eyes


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[shanebp1978]

Persperation is a sign of distress

Perfect.

 

[mcguyver]

Pick your name dude
Shawn Carter, Jay Z, or Hova

Hova
The show closer,
rhymes are a god send, whipping through cyphas like a whirlwind
since you reading this you an apostle cause you following my pen
Judas, if Mac the greatest you aint believing
Drop another disrespectful rhyme and I'll run through this bitch like the omen
crucifying everything no such thing as innocence
god send, hova, lord cypher, mcguyver
first name on point but I aint no carter
Every night I hear your dear father
Fuk you I refuse to answer
instead I am at your super nova emptying my bladder
fuk you and your life partner
that shit only legal in California
before I let your kind take ova,
I'll squeeze every breath from your lungs.
You got 99 problems and Mac's number 1.

 

[mcguyver]

Damn you guys exploded in this bitch. Pleasant surprise JETS.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Hova
The show closer,
rhymes are a god send, whipping through cyphas like a whirlwind
since you reading this you an apostle cause you following my pen
Judas, if Mac the greatest you aint believing
Drop another disrespectful rhyme and I'll run through this bitch like the omen
crucifying everything no such thing as innocence
god send, hova, lord cypher, mcguyver
first name on point but I aint no carter
Every night I hear your dear father
Fuk you I refuse to answer
instead I am at your super nova emptying my bladder
fuk you and your life partner
that shit only legal in California
before I let your kind take ova,
I'll squeeze every breath from your lungs.
You got 99 problems and Mac's number 1...

And believe them clips wrap round my waist like a cummerbund
I be in camouflage... not to imitate commando
I just command to demand massive bands..
No folds... stacks hoe...
Yeah though... these those heavy flows
I guess its somewhat synonymous to menstrual... Or menstruation...
How my pen bleed when I put this bitch to paper...
How them niggas leave earth when I start black taping...
Or how these pigs scared to investigate my capers
Whatever.. I'm still a young god
Like pirated Matt Damon flicks
You niggas were Bourne frauds...
And yeeaahh... from bad broads...
I be receiving superior mental
And she swallowed every last ounce
Sure... it's healthy like lentil.... Soup
You see, I'm a one man band
She's amazing at blowing my flute
But I'm saying..
You little pups couldn't measure up at weigh in...
I'm just a real nigga... I mean when I say it...
No time for playin'.... with other folk kids and bitches I'm not layin'...
Get da fuck on.
I do my thug thizzle...
These verses I spit are flames... you can see my lips sizzle...

Niggas.








Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[2 ONE 3]

 

[J.E.T.S]

Ehhh... naaahh... maybe later

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[2 ONE 3]

Criminal rap got niggas fightin for scraps
Snitches get stitches cryin when faced with facts
First 48 traps
Head nods and fake daps got the streets talkin
Lips sizzle before the storm
Nobody be forewarned beast laced in fleece come through n swarm
Makin it rain killa flame fuck a drizzle
The competition lookin abysmal
You take all losses / I take the minimal
Address live and direct, out here we good on subliminal
Just so you know
Only smoke what I grow
Boss'd up
Floss'd out
Contrapposto extravagant virtuoso ready to go head up
Blow for blow / toe to tow
Rhymes more potent than Aspirin, got niggas heads dizzy, questions they be askin
Lines whether high or low come heavy like the snow in Aspen & the 5 boroughs
Keepin it thorough cuz my niceness stay surgical
Sharp like my barbers preciseness I shine and laugh at niggas like you
Iceless spittin so lifeless, Imma kill it for my enjoyment
This shit is EASY
This is 2 ONE 3'zeyyyyy
Come holla at me if you lookin for employment



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[owl]

Criminal rap got niggas fightin for scraps
Snitches get stitches cryin when faced with facts
First 48 traps
Head nods and fake daps got the streets talkin
Lips sizzle before the storm
Nobody be forewarned beast laced in fleece come through n swarm
Makin it rain killa flame fuck a drizzle
The competition lookin abysmal
You take all losses / I take the minimal
Address live and direct, out here we good on subliminal
Just so you know
Only smoke what I grow
Boss'd up
Floss'd out
Contrapposto extravagant virtuoso ready to go head up
Blow for blow / toe to tow
Rhymes more potent than Aspirin, got niggas heads dizzy, questions they be askin
Lines whether high or low come heavy like the snow in Aspen & the 5 boroughs
Keepin it thorough cuz my niceness stay surgical
Sharp like my barbers preciseness I shine and laugh at niggas like you
Iceless spittin so lifeless, Imma kill it for my enjoyment
This shit is EASY
This is 2 ONE 3'zeyyyyy
Come holla at me if you lookin for employment



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Child, please
Like urban resistance
this kid is
one third ghetto mafioso
but the remaining third
sheltered suburban
like Mac's oldest child
forking Meadow Soprano
(and just about as fictional)
Swaggot
fix ya fucking diction
before the pictures get blurry
and you be picking out ya dentures
while you flagrantly floss
niggaz done sent me the files of your flaws
no misogyny nor homophobe
but you more bitch in heat than menopause
(naw, I'm just typing shyt, homie...you good.)
we live life like centaurs
overlooking our falls
while obama send drones
and blame Black women for half cooked homes
we still forgive and forget
no beef like UK taco bell meat
and pray to puffs of hope
calling thrones of cloud abodes
that they reconsider fees
or sequester something else than these streets...

 

[2 ONE 3]

Child, please
Like urban resistance
this kid is
one third ghetto mafioso
but the remaining third
sheltered suburban
like Mac's oldest child
forking Meadow Soprano
(and just about as fictional)
Swaggot
fix ya fucking diction
before the pictures get blurry
and you be picking out ya dentures
while you flagrantly floss
niggaz done sent me the files of your flaws
no misogyny nor homophobe
but you more bitch in heat than menopause
(naw, I'm just typing shyt, homie...you good.)
we live life like centaurs
overlooking our falls
while obama send drones
and blame Black women for half cooked homes
we still forgive and forget
no beef like UK taco bell meat
and pray to puffs of hope
calling thrones of cloud abodes
that they reconsider fees
or sequester something else than these streets...

What's an owl to a Cassowary?

Pussy nigga beggin for attention
Rollin on shaky ground, check your suspension
Old nigga kickin disrespect in my direction shall feel the full injection
You Game 7 scary you just been put in detention
You done fucked up Canary
My name, you should never mention
Slick shit I spit push your wig back
On point sending your bitch ass off track
Up north on the fuckin fairy
Better hope you don't drop the soap Thomas Bubois (Boondocks)
Ass cheeks you be clinchin
Catchin dick to jaws
Ironing niggas slacks...hiding their stash in your crack
Trying to kick knowledge on a full time scholarship from ICDC College
I'm a pro at this
15 yrs your junior got your bitch screamin like your favorite porn actress
You a novice at mic acrobatics
Bald head and a goatee..
Ol Mike Woodson bitch ass lookin nigga... Head coach of the bgol faggots
Undercover brother Downlow OG
Lookin ass nigga
How you figga
You got any business coming at me...
I'm nuttin on your bitch, shittin on your cottage
21 gun salute when I shoot
I'm Jake, you more hoe than Alonzo
Catch a shell from the blast, I'm whooping your bitch ass then takin the cash
My dough
Breath easy & die slow
Fuck nigga
I'll leave your eyes open when I re-arrange your torso.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Nigga said he'll rearrange the torso of the elderly
Windmills and cat fights sound like your pedigree
While I lift souls and send you to heaven's haven like refugee
Check it...
I... move smoothly... in that two seat.. with big heat
Don't think it's too sweet... then approach me... cuz I will heat...
Your ass up... ain't that tough.. but my road rough
Technical precision, incisions, I make like dental visits

To be continued.. (at work lol) stfu

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[owl]

What's an owl to a Cassowary?

Pussy nigga beggin for attention
Rollin on shaky ground, check your suspension
Old nigga kickin disrespect in my direction shall feel the full injection
You Game 7 scary you just been put in detention
You done fucked up Canary
My name, you should never mention
Slick shit I spit push your wig back
On point sending your bitch ass off track
Up north on the fuckin fairy
Better hope you don't drop the soap Thomas Bubois (Boondocks)
Ass cheeks you be clinchin
Catchin dick to jaws
Ironing niggas slacks...hiding their stash in your crack
Trying to kick knowledge on a full time scholarship from ICDC College
I'm a pro at this
15 yrs your junior got your bitch screamin like your favorite porn actress
You a novice at mic acrobatics
Bald head and a goatee..
Ol Mike Woodson bitch ass lookin nigga... Head coach of the bgol faggots
Undercover brother Downlow OG
Lookin ass nigga
How you figga
You got any business coming at me...
I'm nuttin on your bitch, shittin on your cottage
21 gun salute when I shoot
I'm Jake, you more hoe than Alonzo
Catch a shell from the blast, I'm whooping your bitch ass then takin the cash
My dough
Breath easy & die slow
Fuck nigga
I'll leave your eyes open when I re-arrange your torso.

It's Thomas Dubios...like W.E.B...talented tenth...get it?...never mind...
But yeah...um...

hmmm...

I guess, I'll be back later...

 

[mcguyver]

lmao uh oh ww3 bout to kick off in here. owl, at least leave the roof and walls intact.

 

[2 ONE 3]

lmao uh oh ww3 bout to kick off in here. owl, at least leave the roof and walls intact.

Sike


I write all these shits in 15 mins or less off the top of my dome.


Nothing pre-written or too much thinking when I post flows

 

[J.E.T.S]

Sike


I write all these shits in 15 mins or less off the top of my dome.


Nothing pre-written or too much thinking when I post flows

Nigga it be taking you two days to make a rap in response.

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[2 ONE 3]

Nigga it be taking you two days to make a rap in response.

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

we should do a speed battle type thing...

Everything I posted was made up on the spot.

Niggas doing research papers taking days to respond

 

[J.E.T.S]

we should do a speed battle type thing...

Everything I posted was made up on the spot.

Niggas doing research papers taking days to respond

... but nahhh some of us got jobs n' lives.



Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facility using pay phone.

 

[mcguyver]

Sike


I write all these shits in 15 mins or less off the top of my dome.


Nothing pre-written or too much thinking when I post flows

You fell and bumped your head? You forgot who you are talking to?

I've changed my ways. Don't make me go back to the old days.

 

[Naha-Nago]

You fell and bumped your head? You forgot who you are talking to?

I've changed my ways. Don't make me go back to the old days.

....to the ol' nine & trey'


Rolling to snoop & and dre

High off the gan-jay/ in the ash tray next to the A-K.

Wait in' for the okay to spray the next nigga away who caught my dismay on that day.


*two cents*