The first broken iPhone Duos are here Wtf!?

Here is the cost breakdown for the iPhone Duo (256GB) through Apple's purchasing and leasing options:

1. Core Hardware Pricing​

  • Full Retail Price: $1,999.00

2. Payment & Leasing Breakdown Options​

A. Apple Upgrade (Leasing via Klarna)​

  • 24-Month Term: $57.99 / monthfor 24 months
    • Total Cost over 24 Months: ~$1,391.76
    • Option: Trade in/upgrade every 24 months or pay off the remaining balance plus applicable taxes to keep the device.
  • 12-Month Term: $82.99 / monthfor 12 months
    • Total Cost over 12 Months: ~$995.88
    • Option: Allows for annual device upgrades after 12 months.

B. Standard Financing (0% APR)​

  • Apple Card Monthly Installments: $83.29 / monthfor 24 months
    • Total Paid: $1,999.00
  • Carrier Financing (36 Months): Starting from ~$55.52 / month for 36 months (varies by carrier/credit approval).

3. Add-On Protection (Optional)​

  • AppleCare+ with Theft and Loss:
    • Monthly: $19.99 / month (until canceled)
    • Annual: $199.99 / year
  • AppleCare One (Individual): $19.99 / month (covers up to 3 devices, including the iPhone Duo, with theft & loss protection).

Or you can be like this cat.

HaHa!!!

Video Shows USPS Worker Swiping iPhone, Ring From Packages
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A 43-year-old U.S. Postal Service employee from northwest Miami-Dade was arrested after investigators say they recorded him swiping three iPhones and an expensive ring from packages.

 
I get that.

But those monthly payments on a $2000 phone are not gonna be low.

They gonna hit you big on interest to balloon those monthly payments.
Under $100 a month.. like I said payment plans literally are the reasons why expensive things sell.. without them many people would have TVs that are under 50 inches that aren’t big brand names.. 43 inch tv for $200 would be the norm
 
Or you can be like this cat.

HaHa!!!

Video Shows USPS Worker Swiping iPhone, Ring From Packages
WPLG 10
October 24, 2026

A 43-year-old U.S. Postal Service employee from northwest Miami-Dade was arrested after investigators say they recorded him swiping three iPhones and an expensive ring from packages.


Federal offense.. will no longer be able to get a government job again.. might serve yrs in prison.. no pension.. all for money that wouldn’t last him for 3-4 months
 
Under $100 a month.. like I said payment plans literally are the reasons why expensive things sell.. without them many people would have TVs that are under 50 inches that aren’t big brand names.. 43 inch tv for $200 would be the norm

Like I said earlier, I get all that.

Americans are having difficulty just buying groceries and gas in their cars too get to work.

That right there is draining people’s funds along with the cost of rent, utilities and every other thing out here you need to get by.

There are people making $100k/yr and living in their cars.

I’m a OTR truck driver, I am seeing how Fucked up this economy is cuz less freight is moving, mainly cuz American’s are spending less.

Buying a $2000 phone makes no sense regardless of a payment plan.
 
Like I said earlier, I get all that.

Americans are having difficulty just buying groceries and gas in their cars too get to work.

That right there is draining people’s funds along with the cost of rent, utilities and every other thing out here you need to get by.

There are people making $100k/yr and living in their cars.

I’m a OTR truck driver, I am seeing how Fucked up this economy is cuz less freight is moving, mainly cuz American’s are spending less.

Buying a $2000 phone makes no sense regardless of a payment plan.
384, 500 millionaires live in nyc.. at least 123 billionaires live in nyc.. over 850,000 households with 6 figures and up.. remember those numbers and understand why certain states economy is different from others
 
Feel free to share posts of Apple users on this site talking shit about Android phones. I'm not talking about conversations you may have had in person. I'm talking about Android phone threads full of Apple users talking about how shitty Android phones are. And how much Android users are sheep. I'll wait.

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I think you believe the negative comments about the obvious failure of this particular apple product is people trashing apple. I can't speak for anyone else but the rollout speaks for itself. I don't measure a product by its market cap. I measure its value by the amount of distance between what I expect for my money and what's delivered. I have both an apple and an android. I like the innovation of apple and the freedom of android. You're probably right about threads dedicated to apple haters. I simply don't have time to run down threads of android haters.
 
man fuck iphones

Nothing to see here.

I-Crap!

Serves them dicklovers well. Yeah, if you are reading this and have an iphone, it is because you love dick. Get help if needed. This is what message you send to the world when you use your phone.

I think you believe the negative comments about the obvious failure of this particular apple product is people trashing apple. I can't speak for anyone else but the rollout speaks for itself. I don't measure a product by its market cap. I measure its value by the amount of distance between what I expect for my money and what's delivered. I have both an apple and an android. I like the innovation of apple and the freedom of android. You're probably right about threads dedicated to apple haters. I simply don't have time to run down threads of android haters.
Yeah. A bunch of people talking about the quality of this product. And the bold will never be found. Maybe if you go back 10 years. But I guarantee you won't find anything over the last 5 years here. I can pull up any Apple thread over the last 5 years, and the bulk of the comments aren't Apple users. It's a bunch of Apple haters getting therapy shit talking together.
 
Yeah. A bunch of people talking about the quality of this product. And the bold will never be found. Maybe if you go back 10 years. But I guarantee you won't find anything over the last 5 years here. I can pull up any Apple thread over the last 5 years, and the bulk of the comments aren't Apple users. It's a bunch of Apple haters getting therapy shit talking together.
Damn, you're butt hurt because we said some shit about apple.

Mayne, fuck that phone and people who use them.

There was more who were talking shit about that phone besides the people you quoted but you wanted some attention choosing a few people on this thread that made jokes about I-Crap!
 
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