9 WORDS WOMEN USE, MEN TAKE NOTES
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F&%$ YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
The 9 Words Women Use And What We Think When We Hear Them. Women Take Note!!!
1. Fine: Ahhh Hell she's trippin, here we go again, no sex for a couple of day's!
2. Five More Minutes: Ahhh Nahhh I better get ready to tell her she's lookin good even though she looks just as much a mess as she did when she ask me the same question before I left the room 20 minutes ago. If I play my cards right and keep saying it all evening I might just get lucky tonight!! Yessss, this is a golden opportunity, thank you Lord!!!
3. Nothing: Refer to #1
4.Go Ahead: Cool I'm going to do what the hell I want to do even though I know she's going to trip. After all she did say "GO AHEAD"!! Refer to #1 also!
5. Loud Sigh: Refer to #1
6. That's Okay: Refer to #4 except replace the "GO AHEAD" with "That's OK"!! Refer to #1 also!
7. Thanks: I wonder if she will thank me properly when it's time to go to bed otherwise it's BULL and don't mean nothing, Whatever!!!
8. Whatever: Yeah I know and F&%$ YOU TOO! Refer to #1 also!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Finally you figured out I wasn't going to do it, glade you finally woke the hell up and smelled the roses cause I was getting tired of ignoring you!! Refer to #1 also except this time I really don't care cause I aint doin that!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F&%$ YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
The 9 Words Women Use And What We Think When We Hear Them. Women Take Note!!!
1. Fine: Ahhh Hell she's trippin, here we go again, no sex for a couple of day's!
2. Five More Minutes: Ahhh Nahhh I better get ready to tell her she's lookin good even though she looks just as much a mess as she did when she ask me the same question before I left the room 20 minutes ago. If I play my cards right and keep saying it all evening I might just get lucky tonight!! Yessss, this is a golden opportunity, thank you Lord!!!
3. Nothing: Refer to #1
4.Go Ahead: Cool I'm going to do what the hell I want to do even though I know she's going to trip. After all she did say "GO AHEAD"!! Refer to #1 also!
5. Loud Sigh: Refer to #1
6. That's Okay: Refer to #4 except replace the "GO AHEAD" with "That's OK"!! Refer to #1 also!
7. Thanks: I wonder if she will thank me properly when it's time to go to bed otherwise it's BULL and don't mean nothing, Whatever!!!
8. Whatever: Yeah I know and F&%$ YOU TOO! Refer to #1 also!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Finally you figured out I wasn't going to do it, glade you finally woke the hell up and smelled the roses cause I was getting tired of ignoring you!! Refer to #1 also except this time I really don't care cause I aint doin that!
all day everyday! 
