the 2008 BGOL awards......why should YOU win??

[Drones216]

Slade nominates Detroit's Lyingest for most exaggerated online persona. He should also be in the running for "Faggot of the Year". Teen Beat Pumper Fan has apparently, either killed himself, or was killed in a Prop 8 Hate Crime.

Teen Beat Pumper Fan

 

[Mello Mello]

Retarded_1 hands down... this gif alone is real sweet...give him the award

cause i still can't figure this shit out​

Hell yeah. Retarded 1 been making some dope shit.

TUNE you'd be a close runner with him for the gif you make.

 

[Yahweh]

I am an all-powerful deity and I have chosen BGOL of all the message boards on the internet to communicate My gospel. BGOL should pay homage and give the Lord an award to secure further grace and prosperity.

 

[Leeeeeee]

I should win because I have the best comic relief responses; for instance: to the fool whose girlfriend just broke up with him

The problem is she is not being realistic about the financial situation.

You say all the things she wants to do, but that you can't afford them. For some reason chicks think that after they get married, that shit will just happen, no matter what the situation was before marriage, that all of a sudden it's changed just because she got married. So let's go to Paris and Jamaica, etc.

When reality sets in, she will resent you. Find someone more your speed and leave her to ballers like me.

If she is pretty and sexy enough, she can find her a baller married man to give her all those things while she is young; and slut her out real good.

Once he got her good and used up and he moves on to the next materialistic little slut, she will be ready to marry you......just work on gtting your shit together while you wait.

and to the clown who got broken up with on "sweetest day"

TRUTH

My man, I can picture you all weepy eyed, and not from the onions, woking up some Chinese while searching the couch cushions for some change to jump on the bus with your lil greazy paper bag full of Chinese food, funking up the bus and shit.

Sorry, but the picture is as hell to me.

BTW: that 40 year old dude is married and she don't even give a fuck

and when niccas got to talking about Tantric sex

aighhhhht

yall keep sucking nuts up your spine.....i let's mine fly

and when some nicca asked if you would fuck a handicapped woman

most of the time legs just get in the way anyway