The 12 types of ho's - Learn to spot them in a crowded place.
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BadDebt said:
yup.peacemalaki said:
TELL EM!
I call her an upgrade/downgrade ho who victimizes simple minded kats by acting a certainway with a whole other agenda; she thinks she's upgraded her game but really downgraded her choices to bigger simps who could never get angry or believe that "their" ho would do things that they've never imagined - soon to be abused, s&m type ho without her truly knowing it; these chicks THRIVE on not being seen through - once discovered, have to quiely keep it moving to newer fertile grounds
& Then there's ALWAYS the COMBO/Camo ho - take any 3-8 of the above combinations and mix em as to camoflauge their true identity since the game don't wait
Many of these young women BELIEVE that they're insatiable LOL
As BIG said, they get passed around like a cold but the new 'strain' is ever adapting and changing for survival
peace
That's cool...as long as she's bi.Noketown said:Once she sees that white men only look at her as a piece of pussy to forfill their fantasy of fucking a black girl and nothing more than that she will become Dyke Ho and only fuck with white women
My cousin's black girlfriend is an excellent hot fuck...and loves white dick and eating my white cousin's pussy.
She's also on birth control...so I can rawdog the sista full of my love sauce.
bborn said:
So true...
BlackSmurf said:12 "Crack Ho" -
This Ho emerged in the mid 80's with the crack epidemic. She has one mission in life...........getting another hit of crack! This Ho is often a combination of the Nasty Ho, the Sneaky Ho and often the Old Ho. The Crack Ho is popular for sucking dick for crack and is particularly suited for this function since she is usually missing her front teeth!
11. "The Undercover Ho" -
This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the
community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a
decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5
different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one
of these men is dating her best friend.
10. "The Church Ho" -
Her hair and nails is always done.
This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all
times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a
different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.
9. "High Class Ho" -
(also known as the "Glamour Ho") - This type of ho
rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and shot
callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e.
Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class but confuses
regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple
arithmetic.
8. "Old Ho" -
The OLE Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she
still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all of the Soul Train
fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies.
You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance
floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
7. "Nasty Ho" -
This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks
department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other
talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and be found working in a
strip club
6. "Sneaky Ho" -
The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or
with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not
long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember
where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho
aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
5. "Buji Ho" -
This type of ho is educated and professional woman with
many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated
circle of friends. To the outside, these women are perfect, however
these Ho's have multiple partners and sleep with married men like
"Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by
men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like
"High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the
others
4. "Project Ho" -
This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and
trinkets out of her drug dealing "babies daddies." She likes to fight,
and you will most often hear her before you see her
3. "Stupid Ho" -
She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string
of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They
often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or
money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and
Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
2. "Crazy Ho" -
This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the
Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same
terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her
areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank
calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho's)
jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned
activities.
And Finally!!
1. "The Stank Ho" -
This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The
Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Maury and Jerry Springer. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with
everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes
spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a
permanent "unwashed" look about her that cannot be removed with any
amount of water or soap.
What about the
Trouble making ho:
This ho is always around some drama, if there is no drama, this ho can whip that shit up faster, than minute rice.....
this ho always has a smirk on her face when drama is in full effect. or can be severly depressed in those rare instances when there is a drama drought.
and btw, ho's and bitches are NOT gender specific
a couple of these can be applied to men who need to man the fuck up!!
5. "Buji Ho" -
This type of ho is educated and professional woman with
many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated
circle of friends. To the outside, these women are perfect, however
these Ho's have multiple partners and sleep with married men like
"Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by
men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like
"High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the
others
Aah yes, this type of hoe is found in large numbers in Atlanta. They reproduce at a rapid rate once they are exposed to the other established Buji hoes in the city. One of their main breeding grounds is Spelman College. This hoe has the ability to speak out of both sides of her mouth (and some speak straight from their ass). Once you have been infested by this hoe, you will find that they are very hard to get rid of. A long term infestation (marriage) can lead to the loss of an arm and/or leg.
This type of ho is educated and professional woman with
many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated
circle of friends. To the outside, these women are perfect, however
these Ho's have multiple partners and sleep with married men like
"Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by
men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like
"High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the
others
Aah yes, this type of hoe is found in large numbers in Atlanta. They reproduce at a rapid rate once they are exposed to the other established Buji hoes in the city. One of their main breeding grounds is Spelman College. This hoe has the ability to speak out of both sides of her mouth (and some speak straight from their ass). Once you have been infested by this hoe, you will find that they are very hard to get rid of. A long term infestation (marriage) can lead to the loss of an arm and/or leg.
Damn I fucked all these hoes 
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street_soulja said:20. "Food Ho" (latin. whorish consumptous)
also known as the "Hungry Ho" who evolved in high school who lets you and anyone fingerfuck for a can of pringles, this evolved version will meet u one night for the first time and let you fuck her like a pornstar doing whatever u wish to her in exchange for a $1 double cheeseburger from micky d's.. and also a small soda(she does have standards)
This nigga got scientific wit it
, good shit hommie THIS SHIT IS BRILLIANT....CLASSIC!!!!!! 
SWATLANTA said:
Ah yes more truth more truth...
Neggarache said:
THose hos tend to be very hypocitical... They wil only ho with you if you DO NOT indicate that you know they are a ho...
edisB said:
that sounds like trouble. for her boyfirnd or husband...,,,
always rmemeberr jif yo umarry a woman who was a ho there jis always some dude that could come though and fuck her any time... ie. always be ready to share wether you know it or not.this thread consistently needs to be bumped. I have a couple to add, not exactly new discoveries, but hoes nonetheless.
BGLO Ho....this broad can be found at any and every frat party during the school year admiring jackets and asking what the members' line names mean, etc. This also applies to a chick who was getting trains run on her prior to pledging a sorority and has turned over a new leaf, claiming to be a righteous, virtuous, devoted woman of (insert sorority here).
Helpless Ho...I've come across these a lot in my two years tutoring in the library. They want to use their looks and the damsel in distress routine to try and trick fools into doing their work for them.
BGLO Ho....this broad can be found at any and every frat party during the school year admiring jackets and asking what the members' line names mean, etc. This also applies to a chick who was getting trains run on her prior to pledging a sorority and has turned over a new leaf, claiming to be a righteous, virtuous, devoted woman of (insert sorority here).
Helpless Ho...I've come across these a lot in my two years tutoring in the library. They want to use their looks and the damsel in distress routine to try and trick fools into doing their work for them.
shywriter said:
BUMPING FOR THE HOS...
i have to mention another ho:
The ON-line dating ho:
This ho will be a member of 3 or 4 online dating services and have 25+ dudes in different states EXCEPT HER OWN HOME STATE who all think she is realy interestin them. She will fly to these dudes cities to fuck them then leave... But every week she adds new dudes to her e-dating list.
This ho usually a (4 or 5 in face looks but with a hot body) has lost the ability to meet dudes in person and is often very shy but still a nasty freak... and she loves the fact that no one at home knows that she has 25 fuck buddies.
The ON-line dating ho:
This ho will be a member of 3 or 4 online dating services and have 25+ dudes in different states EXCEPT HER OWN HOME STATE who all think she is realy interestin them. She will fly to these dudes cities to fuck them then leave... But every week she adds new dudes to her e-dating list.
This ho usually a (4 or 5 in face looks but with a hot body) has lost the ability to meet dudes in person and is often very shy but still a nasty freak... and she loves the fact that no one at home knows that she has 25 fuck buddies.
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I was waiting for one of the females of this site so speak up lolfemmenoire said:
#33 The Corporate Office Ho (or the Workplace Ho..depending on where you work at)
This ho is notorious for providing penis pleasure to everyone from the mailroom clerk to the CEO. She is usually in a position of power, and has a body out of this world. Newcomers stop and stare; Veterans always have a comment or two at the watercolor with their co-workers about who she's banging. This ho has MADD skills, so if you are ballsey enough to step to her, be sure you can go the 12 rounds; your reputation depends on it....If you are lucky enough to get a wiff of this ho's pussy, be careful NOT to fall in love...You will not only lose your self worth, but quite possibly your job too.
This ho is notorious for providing penis pleasure to everyone from the mailroom clerk to the CEO. She is usually in a position of power, and has a body out of this world. Newcomers stop and stare; Veterans always have a comment or two at the watercolor with their co-workers about who she's banging. This ho has MADD skills, so if you are ballsey enough to step to her, be sure you can go the 12 rounds; your reputation depends on it....If you are lucky enough to get a wiff of this ho's pussy, be careful NOT to fall in love...You will not only lose your self worth, but quite possibly your job too.
Tazirai said:LMAO at this list... good info though ^^
Anybody come acrose any more new species of ho?...
BlackSmurf said:
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No blond highlights, but everything else fits
she'll learn, they all do
No blond highlights, but everything else fits
she'll learn, they all do
yall forgot about the "cool" ho.the kind that lets niggas know upfront that she is a ho and don't play mind games and besides having good head and pussy you can actually hold a conversation with her,so cool to the point that you can't believe she is a ho
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oh yeah PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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No blond highlights, but everything else fits
she'll learn, they all do
She sounds like a hood rate who mooved to the burbs... she said , "that is why I am aksing (not 'asking', dead give away of a hood rat!) you guys"...LOL BUt yep in 2 years she will be a fully developed coon-ho...
*i will hit though... those tiddies looked good
SAMSHANE25 said:yall forgot about the "cool" ho.the kind that lets niggas know upfront that she is a ho and don't play mind games and besides having good head and pussy you can actually hold a conversation with her,so cool to the point that you can't believe she is a ho
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oh yeah PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^YUP those are the hos that niggahs fuck around and wife and loose half they shit to..
well, you're a positiveSAMSHANE25 said:yall forgot about the "cool" ho.the kind that lets niggas know upfront that she is a ho and don't play mind games and besides having good head and pussy you can actually hold a conversation with her,so cool to the point that you can't believe she is a ho
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oh yeah PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
this is about those types you don't even fathom trying to dick on a regular basis
Damn Ya'll forgot the sociopathic HO!!!!!!!
CeeloChamp said:
Speak on that then...
