co-sign on this entire thread. I've come across a few of these myself.
The 12 types of ho's - Learn to spot them in a crowded place.
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20. "Food Ho" (latin. whorish consumptous)
also known as the "Hungry Ho" who evolved in high school who lets you and anyone fingerfuck for a can of pringles, this evolved version will meet u one night for the first time and let you fuck her like a pornstar doing whatever u wish to her in exchange for a $1 double cheeseburger from micky d's.. and also a small soda(she does have standards)
also known as the "Hungry Ho" who evolved in high school who lets you and anyone fingerfuck for a can of pringles, this evolved version will meet u one night for the first time and let you fuck her like a pornstar doing whatever u wish to her in exchange for a $1 double cheeseburger from micky d's.. and also a small soda(she does have standards)
13.) Miss Mighty Hoe spend all her time on bgol trying to validate her hoe ass life when she cant get actually masturbating of pics of bitches on line cause shes a real dyke.... tyring to find out the insights in a niggas head so she can go lick the next pussy in line... just cause shes a butch hoe like that
21. Upgrade ho: This chick really aint bout nothin, but will pretend to be heavily into what ever you're into and will do any and everything for you so she can get with you. She usually has a meager type job, no money, bad credit, and steadily tryin to ride on the coat tails of a ngga that's doin real thangs. Moves from one dude to the next without really ever breakin up with the previous dude. Always tryin to upgrade, but bringing little to nothing to the table. Usually has a great body and uses sex to get you interested in her. Fits most of the other categories except high class and church ho. LOL
22: The Old I've Redeemed Myself & Born Again Virgin Ho : This women been through numbers 1-21... Now, she is in her 40s and wants you to be her "boyfriend" before she has sex with you. She has, at least, been married once, got divorced, hoed around and now is looking to redeem herself.
23. Stripper Ho - She's the one who claims to be dancing to support herself while going to college during the day. Sleeps from sunrise to sunset and has a steady diet of chicken wings and pork fried rice. Has no problems asking u to buy her a drink and has the ability to talk a drunk simp out of all his rent money with sloppy weak ass lapdances. Fronts like she's untouchable after the stripclub is closing saying that she dosen't fuck for money.....meanwhile she's on her way to meet a trick at the hotel (he was the highest bidder that night).....her most notable line is: "i'm only doing this for 6 more months, then i'm quitting".
Yall got the thread on fire keep them comming... I will watch out for those xmas ho-ho-hos too...
keep them comming... I will watch out for those xmas ho-ho-hos too...
PREEM said:Great topicbecause you know we meet these Hoes every year
You mean every day right...
tech9 said:
That sounds alot like "The hos who pretends she is not a ho"...
Originally Posted by mrjody
15) "Dyke Ho"
Originated as any one (or combination of) the previous 14 ho's.
Once she discovers that her chosen path of "hoe-dom" would not lead to
her prince charming, she becomes disillusioned with the male of the
species and decides that men are the problem, and will test the waters within her own sex.
She is easily identified by her boisterous male bashing, that is obviously rooted in a deep hurt,
caused by the hundreds of males that, after getting the pussy
bounced out on her, after discovering her numerous mental defects.
The Dyke Ho will generally fluctuate between dyke, bi and straight many
many times before deciding that everybody is fucked up but her, hangs up
her strap-on, and retires to joins the ranks of Church Ho.
I Know This Ho and Swear She hates Men But Got 3 or More kids
15) "Dyke Ho"
Originated as any one (or combination of) the previous 14 ho's.
Once she discovers that her chosen path of "hoe-dom" would not lead to
her prince charming, she becomes disillusioned with the male of the
species and decides that men are the problem, and will test the waters within her own sex.
She is easily identified by her boisterous male bashing, that is obviously rooted in a deep hurt,
caused by the hundreds of males that, after getting the pussy
bounced out on her, after discovering her numerous mental defects.
The Dyke Ho will generally fluctuate between dyke, bi and straight many
many times before deciding that everybody is fucked up but her, hangs up
her strap-on, and retires to joins the ranks of Church Ho.
I Know This Ho and Swear She hates Men But Got 3 or More kids 
The Hot Family Ho...that you meet at the family reunion...and the 2 of you disappear...to drop the clothes and take of family obligations with some great fucking.
This type of ho...is usually a mix of the Undercover Ho and the Church Ho and the Hi-Class Ho or Nasty Ho...and is also known in your life as your sister or female cousin.
The bed or shower is a great place to work out the sibling rivalry tensions with your sister...though the rest of the family may notice a change of attitude...between you and your sis.
Speaking from personal experience....it's best to treat The Hot Family Ho...like the sexy babe she is....because your cousin or sister will give you some of the best pussy fucking you can get.
This type of ho...is usually a mix of the Undercover Ho and the Church Ho and the Hi-Class Ho or Nasty Ho...and is also known in your life as your sister or female cousin.
The bed or shower is a great place to work out the sibling rivalry tensions with your sister...though the rest of the family may notice a change of attitude...between you and your sis.
Speaking from personal experience....it's best to treat The Hot Family Ho...like the sexy babe she is....because your cousin or sister will give you some of the best pussy fucking you can get.
whiteboytx said:The Hot Family Ho...that you meet at the family reunion...and the 2 of you disappear...to drop the clothes and take of family obligations with some great fucking.
This type of ho...is usually a mix of the Undercover Ho and the Church Ho and the Hi-Class Ho or Nasty Ho...and is also known in your life as your sister or female cousin.
The bed or shower is a great place to work out the sibling rivalry tensions with your sister...though the rest of the family may notice a change of attitude...between you and your sis.
Speaking from personal experience....it's best to treat The Hot Family Ho...like the sexy babe she is....because your cousin or sister will give you some of the best pussy fucking you can get.
your best post ever.Your sister or cousin gives the best pussy you can get...which is why birth control pills are a wonderful thing.BlackSmurf said:
tech9 said:NO!!!!!!
there's a difference
a ho pretending that she is not still knows that she is a ho
HOWEVER a ho that does ho-ish things but does not admit that she is a ho or is in complete denial(black woman trait #5) about it falls into what I'm talking about
kinda similar to a ugly woman who thinks she fine. All you have to do is call them on it. Also, women like this always try and justify their ho-ing.
ever heard this?
"I'm still a virgin but I've done oral and a little anal"
Ok I hear yah...
I'll take the family hoes...because I've had some badass 3-somes with my 2 cousins...and it's cool as hell to see a girl eating your sperm out of her little sister's pussy.
23. Hidden Agenda Ho: This ho is basically a combination of the Church Ho, Sneaky Ho, Hungry Ho, Gold Digging Ho, I want to get married ho and Upgrade Ho. She pretends she wants to "good man"...and God fearing man. She sets high standards for this man...he has to be at least six feet tall, college educated, full head of hair, straight white teeth, good credit, money in the bank etc...but has none of those qualities herself. But this ho's real purpose is to make "babies" and become a FSAHW "Fat Stay At Home Wife". Watch out for this hoe for she often claims she's "saving herself for her husband" when in fact...she's getting busy with ex-boyfriends on the DL. She might also decide to give you "some" and get pregnant the first time out.
24. The Coon Ho - This ho is black usually dark skinned but hates black men and her own black skin. She often lives in the subburbs and hangs with rich white sluts. she always has a perfect perm with blond highlights... She speaks like a white girl and She has no problem providing the exotic pussy for the night at white house parties. She avoids black men and does not get alog with black females. You can see her ridding sht gun oin her white girl friend's dad's mercedes. She freely fucks older white men actually any white men as long as they are white.
S_a_b_o_q said:
ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- An Atlanta man fatally shot his ex-girlfriend Tuesday at the CNN Center complex in downtown Atlanta, Georgia, before being shot by a security officer, police said.
The ex-girlfriend, Clara Riddles, 22, of College Park, Georgia, just outside Atlanta, died at Grady Memorial Hospital of her injuries.
The suspect, Arthur Mann, who police said is in his late 30s, was in stable condition Tuesday night at Grady. A law enforcement source told CNN that Mann was shot in the face.
Mann was in critical condition earlier in the day and underwent surgery, the hospital said. Police said he is facing murder charges. (Watch suspect at gunpoint, wounded woman on floor )
The shooting, which prompted many visitors to flee the CNN Center atrium, occurred about 1:30 p.m. near the Omni Hotel which is part of the complex. The incident resulted in the brief evacuation of the nearby CNN.com newsroom.
Witness Charles Williams was riding up the escalator toward the Omni Hotel lobby when he saw Mann pulling Riddles by her hair with his left hand.
Riddles, an Omni employee, was screaming and crying and holding on to her hair close to her head with both hands, Williams said. (Read more witness accounts)
"I was walking directly toward them and he and I were eye-to-eye, and so I started looking at his right hand to see if he had something," said Williams, who works in technology services for Turner Broadcasting.
'Get out my way'
The suspect warned Williams, "Get out my way, pimpin'."
"I knew you don't say that to someone unless you got something," said Williams, who said he tried to determine whether the man had a weapon in his right hand, but could not get a clear view. (Interactive: Track the shooting)
Williams moved out of the man's way and quickly motioned for the nearest security officer to come to him.
"I was saying, 'Come here quickly, come!' "
Then Williams lost sight of the couple as they turned into a hallway outside the CNN.com newsroom. (Slide show: CNN.com newsroom evacuated)
The officer radioed in a disturbance report and soon other security officers were on the scene.
John Helton, a CNN.com producer, had a direct view of the gunman through glass doors. "I saw him coming down the escalator pulling her along, around the corner. He ran into the plant and that's when they started struggling," he said.
"She seemed to be trying to wrestle free of him," he said.
Helton said the woman appeared to be shot at point-blank range. "He looked like he had the gun right on top of her head and shot her."
After the shots, CNN.com writer Brad Lendon said, the gunman "looked around, his head turning in my direction. I don't know if he saw me, but at that moment the gravity of what I'd witnessed hit me. I turned away and tried to find the safest way I could out." (Watch Brad Lendon describe what he did next )
The gunman was then shot by Capt. Odell Adams, who joined Turner Security in 1996, according to a spokesperson for Turner, the parent company for CNN.
CNN Medical Producer Matt Sloane shot video of a security officer pointing a gun at the alleged shooter outside the CNN.com newsroom. Sloane saw the man lying face down, apparently bloody. Riddles lay nearby.
Sloane shot the footage through two sets of glass doors into an area the public can access. Some glass was shattered.
Noketown said:Once she sees that white men only look at her as a piece of pussy to forfill their fantasy of fucking a black girl and nothing more than that she will become Dyke Ho and only fuck with white women
True, very fuckin true...
I just felt like bumping this for those who missed it.
superman2004 said:
Real talk! But what about just a plain ole NO GOOD HOE, or the Disillusioned HOE, the ZOMBIE HOE, or the TRIFLIN HOE! I'll let you guys fill in the particulars
.Shit! you can go on for years with this shit!
Rule with an IRON FIST BITCH!
Black Limey said:What about the chick that only comes around at Christmas to get some of your paper and gifts?
The Ho- Ho- Ho?
Nappy Head Hoe:
You can spot this broad from a far. She might have a scarf or a wig on, but is still you can spot her cause she most likely have that Jerry Springer mentality...Not to be confused with Coon Hoe or broke Hoe..
Headus Erectus Naposium or just Nappy head weave wearing or just corn rows to hide them naps
You can spot this broad from a far. She might have a scarf or a wig on, but is still you can spot her cause she most likely have that Jerry Springer mentality...Not to be confused with Coon Hoe or broke Hoe..
Headus Erectus Naposium or just Nappy head weave wearing or just corn rows to hide them naps
