1: If your kids act up, don't pull them to the side; beat them in front of us all so we know who in charge!
2: Don't bring that weird friend nobody likes, it's makes the whole dinner awkward!
3: If I come with a different date from last year don't ask what happen "CLEARLY ITS OVER"
4: Don't argue with your mate at the table; laugh it off and go "HAM" in the car!
5: Don't point at dishes and ask "WhO mAdE tHiS?"
6: Don't bring people you didn't ask to invite!
7: Don't make to-go plates for your "man" that didn't want to come meet us; if he can't come say "HELLO" he don't deserve to eat "FAMILY" food!
8: Don't sit at the spades table if you don't know how to WIN (my personal pet peeve)
9: Preachers: we don't want to hear about your next revival or up coming sermon series; we want to watch football and ask grandma where she hiding the rest of the Banana pudding!
10: Don't eat nothing if you didn't BRING, BAKE, or BUY anything!
11: If you know you can't cook; don't bring it; we won't be offended... I PROMISE!
12: Please be attentive to personal hygiene. If we can smell you I'm sure you can smell yourself! If you need assistance, ask big mama for help she always got a remedy for such problems!
13: Don't spend money you don't have to buy clothes you can't afford to impress people who don't care!
