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what clubs did you hit because that certainly not the rule in Miami. Never been to a strip club in New Orleans but I've heard that it goes down in She She's and at Passions.

That was 9 years ago... I do not remember the names.
 
3. Got jacked off at the original Flame in the 757 by Texas. While this was going on some dude got mad and ran to his car to "get his gun" and the owners went in the back and came out with a Tec-9...


stop lying....


i used to run the flame...that shit never happened...
 
Man I go to this one strip club every Friday(Oh shit tomorrow Friday) Anyway, the last time I went to my regular strip club before I chugged 2 redbulls at last call I was talking to this older dude who was telling me he only tip the bartender and at first I'm like the fuck? he said see, you buying a drink(that's all that's required in that strip club and tipping but tipping the bartender count as tipping also so i'm chillin sitting next to this nigga while my dude outside asleep in the car. Now I hear last call, and I bought two redbulls one for me and one for my boy to sober up then I found out this nigga in the whip sleeping. I said fuck it I'm not gonna waste my money so I throw both them shits back ran into the fucking car and speed right the fuck off. Now i'm wide awake driving around burning gas trying to find another strip club that's open and while i'm driving my dude woke up like nigga where the fuck we at? I said nigga if you would have drank your redbull we wouldn't be here. He said what? I said I had to chug both them shits nigga cause you was in the car sleeping after you told you bout to just sit and chill in the car then come back for the redbull.
 
Man I go to this one strip club every Friday(Oh shit tomorrow Friday) Anyway, the last time I went to my regular strip club before I chugged 2 redbulls at last call I was talking to this older dude who was telling me he only tip the bartender and at first I'm like the fuck? he said see, you buying a drink(that's all that's required in that strip club and tipping but tipping the bartender count as tipping also so i'm chillin sitting next to this nigga while my dude outside asleep in the car. Now I hear last call, and I bought two redbulls one for me and one for my boy to sober up then I found out this nigga in the whip sleeping. I said fuck it I'm not gonna waste my money so I throw both them shits back ran into the fucking car and speed right the fuck off. Now i'm wide awake driving around burning gas trying to find another strip club that's open and while i'm driving my dude woke up like nigga where the fuck we at? I said nigga if you would have drank your redbull we wouldn't be here. He said what? I said I had to chug both them shits nigga cause you was in the car sleeping after you told you bout to just sit and chill in the car then come back for the redbull.

Crack kills
 
:smh: I'll only pass through if black is throwing a party:yes:. The last time I was in the Player's Club (maybe a year or so ago) it was empty as well. They had some bad joints in there though.



:lol:You're right. The last time I went I spent more time looking and flirting with the waitresses than the dancers. The Crazy Horse is decent.



I didn't even get to pass through when it was Badabing.

Anybody been to Club Miami in New Rochelle? How is it?

i thought new Rochelle ruled against that being a stripclub i was under the impression it was just a club



anyway heres my story so i was at sexydancers not sure if i was by myself or with some peoples but anyway im getting Spackled to a wall by this super thick chick name chocolate(damn i miss sexydancers) and i look over to my left and see a lil beam of light followed by this
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then followed by a fucking swat team of bobbilon who was
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through the club the craziest part was the club didnt stop it was almost like i was the only motha fucka who noticed that shit......:smh: tru story......


i knew right then and there that i had to go and never come back














so i went back 2 months later:lol::lol::lol::lol: and the bitch was closed:hmm:R.I.P sexydancers the greatest stripclub in NYC by far
 
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Oh yeah I remember when this broad was walking around Strokers ass nekkid with her pussy fuming!!!!!!:puke::puke::puke: She had the back area so stank you could cut the shit with a knife.:smh:
 
There is some strate kom u dee in this thread!!!

I posted this in another thread about skrip clubs (http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?p=6052237&highlight=Bodytap#post6052237):

Back when "The Bodytap" used to be right off of I-85S (the Stewart Ave exit), I was up in there and the dj kept talking about don't leave because they were gonna be locking the doors. Now I'd been in clubs before and they said that shit before and nothing happened. So I'm sitting there and looking at the chick on stage when next thing I know, they locked the fucking door!! Bitches were getting scooped up quick! But before I could pull 1, they were all gone!!! a couple o minutes later I look around a niggas is straight having a fuck fest up in there!! Dudes had bitches hollering up in there!!! And I'm looking around for any stray bitch to fuck!!! This shit went on for like 4 or 5 songs, and then it was over. Dudes started heading for the bathroom or the parking lot, and bitches walking to the back wiping their wet boxes.

Ever since then, if a dj talks that "locking the door" shit, I'm sitting there like a sprinter in the blocks waiting for the gun!
 
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I turned my head for one minute and almost missed this story: Chick comes out with a Sprite can - dudes are rushing the stage and I'm like she ain't that fly - she lays on here back and presses the can into her crotch and the can is gone, disappeared and dudes are going crazy throwing ones - she pops that can out of her and takes a big gulp like she just pulled it out of the refrigerator. She waited for dudes to stop throwing ones, scooped them up and walked off. Chick was only 5'1" and couldn't weigh more than 120.

Brother's III and Cabaret Royale were so bad you could eat a cooked meal, get drunk/high, buy a cheap outfit/sneaker and trick before even going into the club - ironically those were the only places along Angier ave where it was safe at that time of night.
 
Nigga!
just look at how many damn stories & intel you've got on clubs. Do you keep a Rolodex of these spots - most of them sound like grimey HITWs too LOL? Goddamn how often do you go?


I stopped at the Club House yersteday

From the Club House, I hopped to Cabaret Royale, my personal favourite strip club because the strippers there are game for dirty action in the dark corners and management does not give a fuck



I went to Spearmint Rhino, and I was surveying the proceedings, I saw that there were hardly any patrons in the club, a circumstance I detest because it always entailed unwanted attention from every stripper in the room.

I went to one of those no-rules black clubs that operated behind the Fair Park in Dallas

Talking aobut fights, last week, on Tuesday February 28th, Cabaret Royale had its customer appreciation night.

This is tame. So I was in Spearmint Rhino the last year, when this little woman, with sagging tits

There was an overhanging ceiling where they lined up some dining chair. For $40, you could see a row of men getting they pussy. I refused to do such a thing.

Hit I-30 all the way to almost downtown Dallas, go south on I-45 like you are going to Houston and take the Martin Luther King exit. Turn right on Martin Luther King, turn right at first light, the one which is under the I-45 overpass.

I went there around midnight. I do not know if the Nigerian owner had turned off the air but the place stifling and most of the men who were gathered in a circle around the stage had their shirts off.

Years ago when they did not have the bullshit rules in Dallas where two strip clubs cannot be less than 1000 yards apart, I went to this dingy little place

The worst experience I ever had was when I went to Miami the first time

I accidentally reached the gold club, and probably should have gone in, but by that time I was sleepy.


New Orleans was also very disappointing.
 
I remember a Jazzy T's night where these two dudes litterally fought their way out the club, from the back of the club to the front fighting strippers, staff, and bouncers. busting everybody's ass lol!!!

I remeber another stripper on stripper altercation, where money, from both strippers, that was tucked into their little leg bands, hit the ground. They didn't notice, only me and another dude notice, we knodded our heads in agreement, and sloooowy stepped on the stacks draggng them back before pocketing the dough. By this time security is breaking up the fight, so I spill my drink on myself, and litterally started "acting" a fool, like "What the fuck, stupid bitches!!!". I get up and make my way to the bathroom located by the exit, then made a break for it. Made off with close to $300 in 50's,20's,& 10's... Needless to say, I never ventured to that club ever again, lol
 
Nigga!
just look at how many damn stories & intel you've got on clubs. Do you keep a Rolodex of these spots - most of them sound like grimey HITWs too LOL? Goddamn how often do you go?


Probably less than 1% of the stories I could tell... I love naked women...
What is HITW?
 
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