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Who masturbates at work when I get tense or stressed? I have a panties vibrator that is silent, I use it in my office or when I am in the bathroom...I am telling you ladies, if you are ever really upset or stressed go do your thang, have an intense orgasm...Then "cum" back into the office. You will be smiling and so calm people wont know how to take you. LOLOLOLOL

Am I the only one who does this? And yes I know....I am a freak!

Lololol
 
I used to work at a place where the ladies lounge had individual bathrooms (toilet, mirror and sink) with a regular door - no stalls...so I often took advantage of the privacy...

I've never taken a vibrator to work, but I can't say I wouldn't ;)
 
mcguyver said:
WTF!!!:confused: YOU are a superfreak.
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HEY HEY HEY!!! Didnt I say Ladies? Unless, you want to share about how you jack off at work.....Do you? LOLOLOLOLOL
And yes I am a superfreak...Come on now, you had read my post...Ya'll know me:lol:
 
lilsexii said:
I used to work at a place where the ladies lounge had individual bathrooms (toilet, mirror and sink) with a regular door - no stalls...so I often took advantage of the privacy...

I've never taken a vibrator to work, but I can't say I wouldn't ;)
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Try it!!! Girl my blood pressure stays down now:D
 
Nope done't jack off at work. But some times get stiff as hell, :smh:Its a pain in the ass cause I gotta walk around with a huge woody. I'm scared of hidden cams.


And where the ladies go I go..........Except for the dick threads.

:lol: I wait outside till yall come out.
 
mcguyver said:
Nope done't jack off at work. But some times get stiff as hell, :smh:Its a pain in the ass cause I gotta walk around with a huge woody. I'm scared of hidden cams.


And where the ladies go I go..........Except for the dick threads.

:lol: I wait outside till yall come out.
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Thank Goodness
 
When I get stressed, I can't think about sex.

I am at my most heightened sexually when things are going well.
 
OnyxFemme said:
Who masturbates at work when I get tense or stressed? I have a panties vibrator that is silent, I use it in my office or when I am in the bathroom...I am telling you ladies, if you are ever really upset or stressed go do your thang, have an intense orgasm...Then "cum" back into the office. You will be smiling and so calm people wont know how to take you. LOLOLOLOL

Am I the only one who does this? And yes I know....I am a freak!

Lololol
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Like MJ sing "You are not alone". Best way to relax and let go of the stress. Good sex before work always helps too!
 
I wanked at work once.
Just 1 time under extreme circumstances.
This chick I used to work with was coming at me so hard one day,like I could have fucked her right there in front of everyone.
She new I had a girl and enjoyed testing me on the regular but this particular day she amped it up to the nth degree.
The whole time I'm thinking and repeating in my head "I love my girl.I love my girl.I love my girl"
I had to excuse myself to the bathroom and take care of business:D
 
I never have before, but thanks for this excellent idea! Ima get me a silent panty vibrator with the quickness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
...yes...

Forget
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...an orgasm cures ALL my headaches immediately.
 
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bigirl said:
what does motrin or tylenol have to do with you masturbating at work or not? the question is not do you masturbate but do you masturbate at work
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She's saying instead of taking motrin for the headaches of the job, she rubs one out. Didn't seem so hard to me.
 
thighsneyez22 said:
...yes...

Forget
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...an orgasm cures ALL my headaches immediately.
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owl said:
but have you ever masturbated at work...?
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bigirl said:
what does motrin or tylenol have to do with you masturbating at work or not? the question is not do you masturbate but do you masturbate at work
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if I had a dick... you would be riding it...

it must be a good feeling cause you cant seem to stay off of it.

***to answer the question that I already answered with my "...yes..."... YES I HAVE***

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Onyx... I apologize profusely in advance for f-ing up such a beautiful thread... but sometimes you can only take so much...
 
bigirl said:
you added the yes after i made my post. idiot. :smh:
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no i added the picture after u made ur post... but thats neither here nor there... i will add before you do that I am a liar and an idiot and thats that...end of story. lets agree to agree on that.

please... lets allow this wonderful thread to continue about the topic that Onyx posted about...

any other problems with me please take them directly to my PM box... as that is the most direct way to reach me... I will return the favor.

other then that lets stay off each other's "dicks"...ok!

Onyx...wonderful topic... yes... I have done it clients were getting on my nerves (and I was having to smile in their face) so to relieve the tension headaches I was getting I had to take it to the upstairs private bathroom...10 minutes later viola a new woman emerged...who had her priorities in order and couldn't give a flying flip.
 
I haven't . . . Once I get started I can't stop. I need time to masturbate. If I get one off. .I have to get off at least one more or I will be antsy all day.
 
thighsneyez22 said:
no i added the picture after u made ur post... but thats neither here nor there... i will add before you do that I am a liar and an idiot and thats that...end of story. lets agree to agree on that.
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no worries. i will start screencapping your posts to avoid future bullshit like this. peace.
 
owl said:
i caught it before you re-posted, sexy....


what about school?


:rolleyes:
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Thanks u have a quick mind.... yes... private bathrooms are the bomb... at my school we had a third floor library that was none other than superb for studying. I would hide away there (my head buried in the books) and when I couldnt figure out a Calculus problem or find the thesis to an argument I needed to grasp... to the bathroom I would go... magically somehow when I returned ... the answers to the seemingly impossible problems mysteriously unearthed themselves.

talk about clarity of mind.
 
I knew that I wasnt the only one!!!! Go ahead ya'll get your freak on!
It's keeps the blood pressure down!! Lolololol:lol:
 
OnyxFemme said:
Who masturbates at work when I get tense or stressed? I have a panties vibrator that is silent, I use it in my office or when I am in the bathroom...I am telling you ladies, if you are ever really upset or stressed go do your thang, have an intense orgasm...Then "cum" back into the office. You will be smiling and so calm people wont know how to take you. LOLOLOLOL

Am I the only one who does this? And yes I know....I am a freak!

Lololol
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U need an assistant? I wrk 3rd shift so, my entire day is free and you dont have to pay me...
 
C'mon I gotta worn the brothers. You foine :yes:.......but comes with consequences.:smh:

I keep seeing that pic with you in the brown shirt. I may have to put on my bullet proof vest and holla.
 
femmenoire said:
When I get stressed, I can't think about sex.

I am at my most heightened sexually when things are going well.
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I'm the exact opposite. Sex is usually all I can think about during a stressful time. That's why I don't do many substances femme- even drink too much after grad school.

OnyxFemme said:
I knew that I wasnt the only one!!!! Go ahead ya'll get your freak on!
It's keeps the blood pressure down!! Lolololol:lol:
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I have never with a vibrator- I have in the bathroom at work or I wil go out in my car and park real far away and hit myself off. Once I was even grocery shopping, got a call from a paramour, put all my shit back on the shelf and hit myself off right there in the parking lot, then went back to shopping. I loved that guy! Best phone sex ever.
 
mcguyver said:
C'mon I gotta worn the brothers. You foine :yes:.......but comes with consequences.:smh:

I keep seeing that pic with you in the brown shirt. I may have to put on my bullet proof vest and holla.
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Taking Notes....Sup w/d brown shirt? Was she looking out the window like Malcom???
 

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